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Clips from The Office - Heavy Competition (S05E05)

"but then she was sleeping with Dwight for..."
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"Several years. Wait, no, that can't be right."
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"No, timeline's messy."
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"Anyway, now we are going bargain hunting"
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"in the haunted graveyard of their love."
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"This is my solo."
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"(AND Y HUMMING)"
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"(STOPS MUSIC)"
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"I'm confused."
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"Am I walking down the aisle to You Can Call Me Al?"
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"Well, 12 guys, airfare, three nights in hotel,"
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"$9,000."
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"I don't know, it seems like a lot for an a cappella group"
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"from a college we never went to."
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"Did you even hear the music I just played for you?"
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"I think you look nice."
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"Looking good."
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"When Michael was in charge, this place was like the Roman Empire."
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"And the Wild West."
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"And war-torn Poland."
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"And Poland."
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"There was just a lot going on."
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"So what you wore to work was the least of anybody's worries."
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"Okay, Ed's Tires, huh?"
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"It's for your trouble."
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"I want you to have it. You know I can't take this."
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"Yes, I do."
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"That was four years ago."
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"Why don't you let it go? Michael."
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"What was up with Pam being all pushy and negative in there?"
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"I think she just didn't want a crucifix cake."
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"Am I going down a road?"
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"When I see her bossing you around like that,"
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"it just makes me wonder if this thing really has the legs"
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"to go the distance."
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"And you're coming at it with almost no knowledge,"
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"so of course I trust your opinion on this."
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"I know a few things about love."
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"I was gonna use today to purge my inbox,"
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"Ed's Tires. Why don't you tell them that we have fewer clients,"
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"and try to mention how you distrust women."
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"I'm not gonna do that."
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"Bring it in. Morning cheer."
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"U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly. U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly."
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"You ugly! Your mama say you ugly, hey! You ugly! Your mama say you ugly, hey!"
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"Dwight, take a seat."
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"I prefer to stand. Less blood clots."
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"No, that's weird. You can just sit."
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"Are you happy with the way things have been running lately?"
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"compared to the way things ran with other bosses?"
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"Comparisons are hard."
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"Yeah, I like your work ethic."
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"You're so focused."
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"Like a wolf, thank you."
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"I want to start giving you more responsibility."
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"It's firm."
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"DWIGHT: I don't know that I can do that now."
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"Did you put the cover on that well?"
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"No, Mose is fine. I roped it off."
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"It's not about Mose. Listen, things are changing here."
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"I'm not following you."
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"Very cool, very Will Smith-esque,"
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"who would not like it if he helped his hero."
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"Crystal clear."
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"MICHAEL: Can I use it?"
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"It is possible that I could be talking about us."
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"I will."
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"Dwight? Yes?"
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"I've said too much."
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"Hey, Andy."
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"That's interesting, because what I hear you saying"
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"is that you do want to do it,"
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"Like, total freedom, you know?"
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"It's just that Pam gets me through the day, you know?"
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"I really rely on her."
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"Let me be your traveling pants."
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"(BLOWING AIR)"
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"What'd you do that for?"
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"Dwight? What's with the shirt?"
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"Hi, Michael. Oh, my God, run, run! It's a setup!"
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"It's a setup! Dwight, run!"
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"Let's be cool, okay? You be cool!"
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"Just... What's going on?"
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"Dwight tells me you've been pestering him for company info."
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"I did, Michael. I was upset about the shirtsleeves at first,"
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"Wow. Michael, are you all right?"
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"It was a setup."
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"Tell us what you're talking about."
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"Yeah."
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"but then her boyfriend is waiting around the corner with a pee-filled balloon."
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"We can't help you if you don't just tell us what happened."
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"I don't know how they did it."
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"I don't know! Is that clear enough for you?"
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"I just totally blew a sales call."
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"Yeah, well, with you it's different, okay?"
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"'Cause I just..."
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"I just suck. I just... I suck!"
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"When I look in the mirror, I don't like the face that looks back."
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"Just forget it. Jim!"
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"I said forget it!"
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"(TELEPHONE RINGING)"
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"I think you have the wrong number, Michael."
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"and I want you to listen to me good."
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"I am going to steal all of your clients,"
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"and then I am going to kill them in front of you."
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"Michael! Just getting hardcore with him."
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"Yes. And hear me, Dwight,"
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"Bill Cosby."
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"Damn it!"
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"Is Mr. Schofield there?"
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"please dial 9 first. Shoot."
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"and Mr. Schofield."
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"Wilkes-Barre Penguins game this weekend,"
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"and if he would like to join me..."
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"Hello, Daniel, how are you? Uh-huh."
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"Wanted to ask, did Kathy ever make JV?"
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"Look at that old dude and his Rolodex go."
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"MICHAEL: Wow. High score?"
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"Hold on."
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