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Clips from The Simpsons - The Joy of Sect (S09E09)

"I don't know about you, but they're not exactly winning me over..."
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"with these lousy production values here."
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"Oh, I just didn't, uh- I didn't think, um-"
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"Man, this whole place puffs of the wacky-tabbacky. I'm out of here."
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"Going somewhere? Uh, though you're free to do so."
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"Uh- [Chuckles Nervously]"
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"No. Just rearranging my underwear. Ah. There it is."
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"[Man On TV] When you surrender yourself to the Movementarians..."
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"you are guaranteed a perfect life of serenity, love and loving serenity."
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"- I love the Leader. - The Leader is perfect."
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"So the cops knew that Internal Affairs was setting them up?"
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"- But our point is very simple. You see, when- - Oh, look! A bird!"
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"- [Chirping] - [Giggling]"
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"The circle of judgment never fails to destroy their self-esteem."
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"Then he'll be ours to mold."
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"- You're a fat idiot. - Yeah! Lose some weight!"
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"- Hey, man. You're fat. - Fatso."
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"- Moron. - [All Chattering]"
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"- [Otto] Fat too. - Well, yeah. I guess I could lose a few pounds."
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"And I can be kind of thick sometimes. [Chuckles]"
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"This is a smart group."
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"Now wait a minute, Moe. [Sniffs]"
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"- Oh. My mistake. - [Both Sigh]"
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"Why isn't our low-protein gruel wearing down his resistance like all the others?"
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"It doesn't wear down your resistance if you eat a month's supply. He even ate mine."
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"[Groaning]"
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"Let's try the chant. Everyone loves a droning, repetitive chant."
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"[Chanting] The Leader is good. The Leader is great."
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"It's no use. He's obviously the most powerful mind we've ever dealt with."
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"Or-"
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"## [Singing]"
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"- ## [Continues] - ## [Singing]"
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"I mean- ## [Sings]"
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"I love the Leader."
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"- [Marge] You what? - Come again, Marge?"
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"- You what? - I've joined the Movementarians. And so have all of you."
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"- [Marge] We what? - All I had to give them..."
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"Dad, do you think you might have been brainwashed?"
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"Church, cult. Cult, church. So we get bored someplace else every Sunday."
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"And it didn't cost us a dime."
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"Springfield has been overrun by a strange and almost certainly evil sect..."
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"calling themselves "the Movementarians.""
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"the leader of this way-out and wrong religion..."
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"claims he'll take believers away on his spaceship to the planet Blisstonia."
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"Excuse my editorial laugh. [Laughs] But-"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I've just learned of a change in this statiors management."
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"Welcome, Movementarians. Continue to improve our lives."
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"I love you, perfect Leader, and new C.E.O. of KBBL Broadcasting."
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"Homer Simpson, your family will be housed here..."
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"for the first 100,000 years."
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"- [Groans] - Dad and all these other people..."
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"Yeah. Maybe it'll wear off, like his interest in C.B. radio."
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"Besides, this is just another place..."
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"for me to wreak my special brand of hysterical havoc."
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"This so-called "new religion"..."
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"designed to take away the money of fools."
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"Let us say the Lord's Prayer 40 times, but first let's pass the collection plate."
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"Oh, Lord. Uh, try the emergency plate, Ned."
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"- Whoa. - What's goir on?"
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"Look! The forbidden barn opens."
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"[All Chattering]"
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"We toil in the fields, and he rides around in a Rolls-Royce?"
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"Yes, it would be nice if he'd buy American, but what are you gonna do?"
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"I'm covered in the dust of the Leader. He favors me!"
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"I am even dustier. Dustier than thou!"
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"Oh, look who the new pet is."
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"Smithers, why haven't I heard of this "the Leader"?"
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"and corporate loopholes, we only pay three dollars a year."
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"There must be something I can do about this."
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"[Cackling]"
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"Uh, sir? You have to tell me what your plan is, or- or nothing will happen."
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"Oh, yes. Of course. The plan."
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"- You see me as a god, right, Smithers? - Absolutely, sir."
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"Yes. Uh, then I'll form my own religion with its own symbol."
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"We'll use this special "K.""
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"I believe that's already a breakfast cereal, sir."
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"- And people worship it? - In a way."
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"Mr. Burns."
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"- [All Gasp] - Ahoy-hoy, lowly mortals."
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"In addition to working for me, you may now praise me as your Almighty."
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"[Screams]"
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"At least you got to choose your mate."
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"We got matched up on the printout."
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"The Leader, ma'am."
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"Oh. I should know this one."
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"You used to be such a good student."
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"Don't you want to please your teachers and get good grades?"
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"## [Ends]"
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"Oh! A lima bean that looks just like the Leader!"
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"but there's no face on that damn bean!"
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"We hate it here! And your family wants to leave."
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"We love the Leader."
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"No!"
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"Lady, people are free to go whenever they wish."
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"- [Growling] - [Barking]"
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"[Barking]"
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"Oh. I never thought I'd have to do this again."
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"[Panting] Reverend Lovejoy!"
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"[Coughs] You've gotta help me."
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"My entire family has been taken in by the evil Movementarians."
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"Oh, I feel for you, my child, and I'd like to help you."
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"[Clears Throat]"
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"[Groans]"
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"- [Scraping] - I'll kidnap him for 50..."
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"No, no, no. Just the first two."
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"- [Vehicle Approaching] - [Together] Yea! Here comes the Leader!"
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"Marge? You're the Leader?"
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"- Knock him out, Reverend! - Ow! Ooh!"
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"Give me that, you noodle-armed choir boy!"
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"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
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"Oh! Ooh! Why?"
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"Hey. I made some Rice Krispie squares for our hungry deprogrammerinos."
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"Aw, man! You ruined the atmosphere, ya daft pansy!"
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"Well, this is my rumpus room."
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"Ach! Don't call it that!"
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"We must respond with our deadliest weapon."
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"Attention, all citizens."
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"- Even though the Leader himself is completely nonviolent- - [Sirens Wailing]"
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"- [Sirens Stop] - [Tires Screech]"
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"Idiots? That's slander, sir, and we have it on tape."
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