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Clips from The Simpsons - The Joy of Sect (S09E09)

"So, you kids really love the Leader, huh?"
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"Even more than your parents?"
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"- Yeah. No contest. - Of course. Absolutely."
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"more than having your very own brand-new hover bikes?"
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"What do you have to say about the Leader now, huh? Huh?"
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"- What Leader? - The hell with him. He can taking a flying leap."
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"- And who do you love now? - [Together] Hover bikes!"
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"[Groans] Close enough."
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"[Both] Yea!"
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"[Humming]"
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"They're due back at the store by 6:00. Get off'em. Get off. Off. Get off."
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"Now, what's so all-fire great about your fancy-pants Leader?"
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"The Leader knows all and sees all."
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"Oh, this Leader- He sounds like a grand fella."
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"Willie, I'm not sure we're making any headway here."
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"Uh, maybe we should take a little break-a-rooney, huh?"
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"Anyone like a draft beer?"
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"Beer? [Salivating]"
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"[Thinking] Go ahead. Give in. Beer! Beer!"
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"Go on, Homer. Our commandments clearly state that beer is all right."
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"Try some."
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"[Chattering]"
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"- This man is coming with us. - Homer, you don't have to go with them."
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"Well, I would say the matter is settled."
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"You know, I pride myself on being a good host, so I'm obliged to offer you a beer..."
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"but I'm so darn mad it's gonna be mostly head."
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"Homer, come back!"
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"- That's my husband! - He's our husband now."
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"I'm glad I'm back..."
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"- [Both Gasp] - Hallelujah!"
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"The reason we're not allowed in the forbidden barn..."
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"is because there is no intergalactic spaceship."
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"He's taken our money just so he can..."
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"- [All Gasping] - [Leader On Speaker] Homer Simpson..."
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"Oh, my gosh. Maybe he was telling the truth about everything."
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"[All Groan]"
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"Willie still loves ya, O Great One!"
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"Stranger, you're a-trespassir on my dirt farm."
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"Uh, do you happen to need a messiah?"
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"No, but I'll take them sacks of money from ya."
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"[Groans]"
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"I should have stayed with the Promise Keepers."
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"Damn it! It fell apart like everything else I've ever believed in."
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"Come with me."
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"Uh, yes. [Chuckles] How did that get down there?"
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"Come back to papa, baby."
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"- when I had beer all along. - [Clears Throat]"
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"- It's wonderful to think for ourselves again. - You said it, Sister."
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"[Bell Ringing]"
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"D'oh! [Screams]"
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"I always say, a boy can learn more at an airport..."
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"- It's free. - And when is this weekend?"
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"Watch yourself, Dad. You're the highly suggestible type."
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"- Who the hell is that? Some kind of leader? - Yes."
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"And your stink brings tears to my eyes."
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"Marge, when I join an underground cult, I expect a little support from my family."
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"- [Door Opens] - [Chuckles] Oh, yes, you are. I'm afraid it's our home now."
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"This house will become the new local welcome center for this district."
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"I love you, perfect Leader, and new C.E.O. of KBBL Broadcasting."
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"- Then something might open up in a double. - [Chuckles] Why even unpack?"
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"are obviously the products of mental conditioning."
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"- I don't think that's gonna do it. - Um-"
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"See, Marge? Our lives are so much better now."
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"Wait. Yes."
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"- You'd kneel before me. - Boy, would I!"
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"All right then. Uh, how about this?"
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"Uh, we'll try this again tomorrow."
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"Ah, he's all right. But he's no bowl of Special "K.""
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"[Screaming]"
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"deprogram him for 100, and I'll kill him for 500."
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"- Ow! - Oh, the devil has given him superhuman strength."
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"Oh, you're gonna break like matchsticks. I promise you that!"
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"- [Bell Ringing] - Go! Go! Go!"
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"- [Humming] - [Both Gasp]"
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"And he's going to take us to a wonderful new planet."
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"[Thinking] Ooh. These cotton-poly blends are so comfortable."
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"Now I can show all of you what I've come to realize."
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"Oh, mercy. He's the real deal!"
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"And you, Marge, the bringer of beer."
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"I just got a bunch of fruity Easter eggs."
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"Yes, I am the highly suggestible type."
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"- [All Gasping] - [Woman] He's coming!"
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"But, Marge, we're not mass married."
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"[Chattering]"
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"- Whoops. - Nice goir there, Homer."
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"To think, I turned to a cult for mindless happiness..."
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"## [Singing]"
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"Attention, everyone. Let's all give thanks to the Leader for this glorious day."
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"build one hell of a spaceship!"
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"How much is this free resort weekend?"
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"- Hi, how are y- - ## [Ends]"
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"You don't look anything like the beans."
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"All right."
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"Would you shut up, woman. He's talking about my leader."
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"- [Clinks] - Now, how are we going to get my Homie back?"
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"- [Murmuring] - Shh!"
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"- Well, can we at least keep the bikes? - Oh, no. No, no. No, no, no."
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"I'm leaving this place, and you'd better step aside."
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"[Groaning]"
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"What's the matter, Lisa?"
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"[Man On Speaker] You're free to leave whenever you want, but would you mind telling us why?"
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"##[Chorus Singing]"
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"Let's see if you can catch a rock."
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"I've never heard of these Movementarians."
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"- Does this really change our day-to-day lives? - Of course not-"
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"I love the Leader."
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"Kill the girl. Kill the girl."
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"- [All Groan] - [Laughs]"
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"Would you like a tall, frosty one, Homer?"
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"Wow! I need a drink!"
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"Oh, of course. I have it right here."
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"our leader will throw open the doors of the forbidden barn..."
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"I'm gonna slip out."
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"Oh, it's- it's pretty good."
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"- Not a guarantee. - Loving serenity. It's about damn time!"
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"Wait. I'm confused about the movie."
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"I have not been brainwashed."
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"Of course you do."
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"Oh, boy. We get to see the Leader pass by."
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"I think I know just the thing."
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