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Clips from Scrubs - My Tuscaloosa Heart (S01E01)

"This is mine."
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"- You're making it hard. - You'll say that too."
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"Kristen, something has come up, and I won't be able to make it tonight."
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"- What? - I know. I'm sorry."
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"Thank you for giving me a ride to pick up my dresser."
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"- You know I love doing favours. - You hate doing favours."
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"I like doing 'em for you. Even though I am in the best shape of my life,"
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"if you wanted to."
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"I'm sure you guys can handle it."
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"This is a sweet ride. You got seatbelts back here?"
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"No."
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"You know that dresser I got for Carla yesterday?"
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"It's not for her place. It's for mine. Is she moving in? No one asked me."
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"It's Dr Kelso! Mr Sloane dropped the tape off."
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"Why do you care so much?"
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"It would be so interesting if there was this whole romantic,"
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"I think you're a fascinating study of human behaviour."
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"You have to admit, if that was him, it'd be pretty weird."
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"You're pretty weird."
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"Mr Simon's room."
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"I'm not. I have a new exercise programme called ''short bursts''."
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"- Yeah. - Where'd Mr Simon go?"
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"I'm guessing not Heaven. He died."
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"- Number Two! - Number One. What happened?"
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"He had terminal cancer. He went into respiratory arrest and passed away."
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"- Number Two! - Number One."
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"- Did you give him naloxone? - We tried intubating him and CPR."
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"Hey, Number Two!"
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"- Hey, Number One. - Hey, Number Two."
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"I went ahead with the date on my own."
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"But it would've been almost as fun if you were here."
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"I wish you were here. See ya."
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"Honey, I'm home."
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"You should lock your door. There's horrible people out there."
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"Maybe you forgot how this works. When I say that ''Hi, honey'' thing,"
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"Jordan, believe me, I enjoy our meaningless"
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"Maybe you don't remember the terms of our settlement."
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"When Jordan needs sex,"
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"Listen, sweet cheeks, I am seeing someone who..."
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"Let me guess! Dark hair, domineering, doesn't take any of your crap?"
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"I'm gonna consider it an homage."
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"There is something so"
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"and yet there's this other woman who I cannot get out of my head."
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"She's totally unavailable, which may be why"
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"And maybe, and this is a whole new theory,"
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"because I am so afraid that the first thing might work."
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"And God forbid I ever do something that might make me happy."
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"Do you have any idea what I'm talking about?"
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"I'm sure that was Dr Kelso singing."
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"It wasn't. Elliot, please. I don't wanna have this conversation again."
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"Having a late-night tea party, are we?"
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"I guess my invitation must've been lost in the mail."
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"As long as I'm here, I'm partial to Lemon Zinger."
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"You're breakin' my Tuscaloosa heart. Just turf him."
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"''Tuscaloosa heart''."
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"This is what I like to call my ''Told You So'' dance."
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"JD, when you were a kid,"
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"did you used to walk into your parents' room in the middle of the night?"
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"Mommy, are you and Daddy playing wheelbarrow?"
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"Son, go back to bed. I'm fixing Mommy's back."
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"- Yes, once. - Turk, you're not being sensitive."
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"- worried that's what killed him. - Could have been the neglect."
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"You're a conscientious doctor."
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"You're right."
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"Thank you, Carla."
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"- Peace out, Turk. - Night."
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"We all know what goes on in the bedroom..."
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"- Baby, since we're up... - No."
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"...but it's also the place to reflect on what's new in your life."
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"let everything go and finally just sleep."
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"Or not."
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"So you got a good nine minutes of sleep last night."
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"Remember it's a new day. Yesterday's gone and it's never coming back."
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"- Bambi, about yesterday... - It's back?"
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"when they think you might be responsible for a patient's death."
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"Bambi, don't be nervous."
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"Is it hot in here? It's like, it's hot!"
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"No, I'm fine."
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"- Look, Number One... - Number Two."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Hey, Number Two?"
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"You know what would make surgery quicker? If we didn't have to be clean."
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"Listen, I gotta say something to you here."
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"You are so great. You know?"
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"Look, I just want you to know"
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"that I haven't been in this relationship 100% ,"
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"sister, you're gonna be getting the whole shebang."
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"Cos I'm all in, baby."
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"Yeah, you come here with the ka-bow-bow."
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"Bunny, How Things Change, B-U-N-N-Y Spells Love to Me?"
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"Ten songs about Bunny, not one song about his wife."
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"It's impossible to write a love song about anyone named Enid."
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"He used to be this beautiful, wonderful, sweet, caring man."
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"He found the love of his life, and she slips through his hands?"
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"That is so sad."
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"Have you guys ever stopped to think that maybe Bunny is just a real bunny?"
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"That's just stupid."
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"I'm OK."
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"I'm OK. I'm a ''K''."
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"Dr Dorian, we have examined Aaron Simon's file."
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"Initially there were concerns that Mr Simon may have been overmedicated."
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"Sir, I am not sure how this thing usually works,"
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"I've been sort of doubting my performance,"
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"and it would be really helpful if we could just all"
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"talk about it as a group."
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"If I did something wrong, he'd call me on it."
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"- My God. - I know. I didn't do it."
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"Joy."
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"He did the same the first time I saw him naked."
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"No way, same here."
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"This is beyond horrible."
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"and to meet the new lady in your life and warn her."
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"- Thank you. - You're welcome."
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"Baggage, Kristen."
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"- That's why you blew me off? - I should leave."
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"No! The 100% came well after that."
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"Her boyfriend was there the entire time."
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"because it made me realise that I was sabotaging myself again."
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"Would you please tell her what I said to you right before you left this morning?"
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"Left where?"
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