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Clips from Scrubs - My Own Worst Enemy (S07E07)

"Watch this."
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"Stay there! Don't... Don't come down here."
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"I'll give these to you later."
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"Just pick a candy, T-Dawg."
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"Shut up!"
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"You have no idea how important this is to me."
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"I realised I didn't have to choose the candy."
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"- I could just let the candy choose me. - So what'd you get?"
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"and I'm still pulling bits-o-it outta my teeth."
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"if we filled this patient with a creamy caramel centre?"
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"I won't let you down."
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"Oh, please. Call me Joe."
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"I am so psyched to call him Joe."
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"- Boy, you're telling me. - What can I do to help?"
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"- what to do next. - I do."
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"They can be barked by a sworn enemy."
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"Get the hell out of here!"
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"Elliot, just get the hell out of here!"
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"Or even plainly stated in a veteran doctor's soothing tone."
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"Goodbye, everybody. I'll see you tomorrow!"
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"Not her."
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"Fellas, if his symptoms have subsided"
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"and you can't find an underlying cause, his insurance won't cover him."
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"You have to tell Mr Hutnik to get the hell out of here."
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"You can ignore them..."
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"Joe, we are turfing you to dermatology to buy ourselves some time."
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"Gandhi, how's that mole looking?"
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"Why does it have to be like this?"
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"I care about you so much."
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"I don't want to lose you from my life."
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"Well, you're going to,"
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"because from now on, Pig-Whore, you're dead to me."
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"Could you two kindly shut your respective cake holes?"
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"We're trying to figure out what's wrong with Joe here."
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"Big news, sports fans!"
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"I've decided to start calling everyone "sports fans.""
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"Yeah, I know I'm not exactly the jock-y type,"
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"but I watched Hoosiers last night,"
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"Shocking. You're usually the one who has"
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"something to say about everything..."
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"I've almost gone an entire day without sabotaging myself."
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"That's it!"
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"welcome to the First Annual Sacred Heart Who-Caresies Awards,"
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"And the nominees are Barbie Reid for"
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"Gandhi for "I've Got Candy In My Teeth.""
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"Suck on that, Tony Shalhoub."
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"Perry, why the hell is Hutnik still here?"
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"- Put him on the street. - You win. But would you do us a favour"
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"I'd be glad to."
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"Hi, I'm Bob Kelso. Mr Hutnik, is it?"
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"Please, call me Joe."
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"Think, fellas, think!"
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"I'm sorry, but I don't even know who you are."
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"Well, that seems like a strange thing for a girlfriend to say, isn't it?"
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"It's "The Truth" calling. It wants to know why you never tell it."
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"I mean, really, who are you? A necklace with my name on it?"
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"The man I met was sweet, but I had no idea how sweet."
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"You're gonna get some! Ha!"
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"Just had to do the phone bit, didn't you?"
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"She's got a brother named "Him." What do you care?"
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"Seriously, why do you force me to make your life miserable?"
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"And I really didn't have an answer for him."
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"J.D., you're not that self-destructive."
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"Really?"
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"I was gonna suggest he seek professional help."
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"Would you be interested in seeing a cognitive therapist?"
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"'Cause I know a guy, he's good."
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"I'm gonna give you his card, then I'm gonna bash your head in."
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"Wear a helmet."
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"Screw it. I'm just going to marry Keith."
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"When did we become such ridiculous, pathetic people?"
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"J.D., I get in my own way all the time."
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"Like this morning, I was running late and I got toothpaste on my upper lip."
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"And even though I knew Turk was watching,"
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"I didn't wipe it off with my hand."
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"Oh, morning."
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"to ever sleep with their ex, okay?"
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"Yes. And pay attention, because I don't want to be"
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"saying the same thing again in two weeks."
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"You're both human."
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"Give yourselves a break, okay?"
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"Fair enough."
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"I can't look at these medical books any more."
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"Calm down, Seymour."
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"- Course, then you'd be Dr Face. - Ha! Dr Face."
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"Damn you all!"
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"I wonder what he's hiding under all that hair."
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"- What's it? - Interns are idiots. Ockham's razor."
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"or do you want to go back to our place and grab some food first?"
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"- Do what again, babe? - Well..."
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"Yeah, me, too."
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"Actually, I never really cared for Keith or his farm boy looks,"
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"Of course I do."
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"You see, there's an age-old principle you hear a lot about in medicine,"
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"Bull's-eye. And there's your tick bite."
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"Thank you, guys. Sincerely."
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"Did you hear all the new adjectives?"
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"- Daddy's home! - Come here."
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"- Wow, those are truly disgusting. - Right? I missed you."
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"It was the simple answer, just like Turk said."
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"And I don't have strong feelings for her and probably never will."
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"there's a kid involved,"
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"Elliot about to get married,"
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"careening toward a kiss."
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"- Hey. - Keith?"
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"Wait, I was already surprised out loud."
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"I don't want to marry him."
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"God, I want to be married."
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"Pleasure doing business."
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"Hey, friend."
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"So, how'd it go with Keith?"
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"His whole family is in town for the wedding,"
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"and so my house is filled to the frickin' rafters"
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"I still have nightmares about your cheeks, Turk."
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"Hey there, future Mrs Dudemeister."
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"I don't feel right watching this."
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"Still, to see how we got there, I have to go back a week."
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"Carla. Pig-Whore."
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"for swollen lymph nodes and abdominal pain."
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