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Clips from Scrubs - My Own Worst Enemy (S07E07)

"Well, I just got here, but if I had to guess,"
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"That would be me, Pig-Whore. It's all in the notes."
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"I'm going to go talk to him."
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"So, are you gonna answer me or not?"
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"- you won't feel guilty. - J.D., we don't need..."
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"That's not even true."
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"And now you don't have strong feelings for her,"
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"One more time for emphasis. I'm that good."
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"No, I... I think I like him."
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"I'm not going to shoot myself in the foot any more."
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"- but I couldn't find a tick bite. - Oh, my God."
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"And even though I wanted to ask Snoop"
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"- Bit-O-Honey. - Oh, I'm so, so sorry."
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"It's not an acute abdomen, so it's not a surgical issue."
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"- No, Keith, I'm not leaving. - Oh, awesome."
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"Hello?"
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"This is Dame Judy Dorian's first nomination and first win."
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"We have to figure out what's wrong with Joe."
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"- I'll see you in the morning. - I'm in at 7:00."
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"I went like this..."
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"We have to talk."
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"It's called Ockham's razor."
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"Good night, you skanky, straw-haired Pig-Whore."
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"Come here. You are not straw-haired."
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"I know."
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"whether you love her or not."
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"Just bouncing and bouncing..."
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"Dame Judy Dorian."
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"I'm also having heart palpitations."
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"Check out these big pregnant hippo feet."
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"Seriously, am I having a stroke or is someone making an omelette?"
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"When someone tells you to get the hell out,"
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"Why can't anyone figure out what's wrong with me?"
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"so she was helping me choose which one to go with."
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"All right, sports fans."
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"J.D., what are we doing?"
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"- That's right, baby. - All right."
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"I'm with you, dawg. Just keep it real."
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"when everything becomes so clear."
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""Well, what about Junior Mints?" And I was like, "Junior Mints?"
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"Thanks, babe. Bye."
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"I mean, I also promised I'd marry you last Saturday, right?"
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"Yep, no more bringing trouble my way by saying things like..."
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"Not Ming-Ming."
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"Lady."
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"I don't even know if Rumplefugly was a girl."
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"Or you can take a more direct approach."
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"What am I going to do now?"
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"And the winner is..."
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"Hold on one second, I have to grab this."
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"Why I'm going line dancing with Keith tonight. Stupid Pig-Whore."
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"The closing of the eyes."
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"Hey, be cool. Be cool, man. I'm working on it. Okay?"
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"He asked me if they still make Mars Bars."
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"I don't even know how to start this."
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"Stupid nature."
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"I was gonna say."
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"Why do you people insist on calling me Beardface?"
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"You just gotta let him hate you for a while."
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"I have sabotaged every relationship I've ever been in."
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"None of those girls were good for you anyway."
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"But, come on, we love "too soon" jokes."
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"Here it comes."
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"I know, too soon. I'm sorry."
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"Your witness."
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"And then I had this weird, crystallising moment."
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"Don't be. I ate that bad boy an hour and a half ago,"
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"He's got this magical quality to him."
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"Or hissed by a jilted ex stealing a lamp."
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"I know you're the one that started the rumour that I like dudes."
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"Dame Judy Dorian for "I'm Done Self-Sabotaging.""
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"Why do you two think you're that different from anyone else?"
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"But the truth was I didn't."
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"And the only reason we're still together is because"
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"In my case, it was never about sabotaging myself."
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