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Clips from Scrubs - My Own Worst Enemy (S07E07)

"leaving the other kissing the air and feeling like a fool."
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"Ah, the point of no return."
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"Time to dine."
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"Look, what almost happened in there is not about us."
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"I mean, we're both just on the verge of making giant commitments"
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"and, as usual, we're freaking out."
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"You're right. And you know what? We can't let fear"
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"The point is he hasn't told Josephine"
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"that she gives him wowsers in his trousers."
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"Nothing happened, so we never have to speak of this again."
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"Keith?"
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"I was lonely at home, so I decided to come by and say hi."
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"- Shut up! - Oh!"
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"because of how much I want to be married, you know?"
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"Hey, I'm sorry for barging in so late."
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"I hope I didn't interrupt anything important."
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"Carla only lets me eat one candy bar every six months,"
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"which includes all dark chocolate"
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"You know what I'm saying?"
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"She knows I'm changing the subject 'cause she's sad."
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"Come here. Come here, Elliot."
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"What did he ask you?"
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"Come on, Bob, there's an empty table right there."
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"I'll leave for $ 10."
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"I haven't told him yet."
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"with Dudemeisters."
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"You know how my college girlfriend Stacy broke up with me?"
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"She arranged it so that when I came home from class"
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"I was able to see her writhing in pleasure"
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"How many times do I have to apologise for that?"
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"Good to see you."
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"Okay, now or never."
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"I'm going to take your last name."
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"You know what? That's not important."
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"What's the matter?"
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"It's not just us."
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"- Oh. - J. D!"
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"No, Snoop Dogg Attending finally told Josephine how he feels."
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"- Oh. - Oh."
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"Hey, everybody, look. A rainbow."
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"- Oh. - Oh."
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"It had been a while since my near-kiss with Elliot"
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"Come here! Check out these big pregnant hippo feet."
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"Wow, those are truly disgusting."
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"Right? I missed you."
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"Elliot had broken up with Keith"
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"and everything looked great for me and Kim."
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"So, how's Keith?"
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"Better, actually. It used to be "Stupid Pig-Whore.""
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"Wow. Maybe by the weekend you'll just be "Whore.""
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"Hey, Kim, I know because of work I haven't seen you in a while,"
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"but do you mind if I grab a drink with Turk tonight?"
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"Tell her my dad died."
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"to go see the new panda baby at the zoo."
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"Her mama sat on her and then ate her."
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"I can't believe I almost messed things up with Kim."
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"What is wrong with me?"
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"You're an annoying, whiny man-child."
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"That question wasn't directed at you."
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"What question?"
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"Mr Hutnik,"
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"I see here you were admitted"
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"Well, I think I can help you with that one."
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"You see, I'm very, very handsome."
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"- May I? - Go for it."
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"Damn you!"
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"Carla, which resident ordered a CAT scan on Mr Hirsch last night?"
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"Aw, can't Pig-Whore read?"
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"Keith's being totally unprofessional."
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"You were supposed to marry him last weekend."
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"Speaking of which, I gave you a very high-end cappuccino maker"
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"and seeing as there aren't going to be any nuptials..."
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"Yeah, yeah, you'll get it back."
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"Great."
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"Look, Keith and I have to work together."
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"- How am I supposed to fix this? - You can't."
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"No, we can get through this."
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"Hey, wait a minute. We only got one cappuccino maker"
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"and it was from my brother, Barry."
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"The Harsh Truth Rule is in effect."
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"I'll lay a harsh truth on you, so when you lay one on me"
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"When you sweat a lot, you smell like eggs."
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"Did Carla tell you to say that?"
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"- No. - Oh..."
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"All right, fine. You want to know why you almost blew it with Kim?"
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"It's because you knocked her up on your first date"
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"and before you could get to know her, she betrayed you."
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"Which means you're gonna stick it out with her till the end,"
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"I don't think it's about her. I think it's about me."
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"Look at it. Molebutt, Tina-Two-Kids, Rumplefugly, Gift Shop Girl..."
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"Well, except for Molebutt."
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"Lyme disease and how on earth"
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"Because I'm that good."
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"Now, I'm going to have this incredibly fun-sized intern"
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"give you a quick body check for tick bites. Tippytoes!"
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"And once she has found the tell-tale, bull's-eye-shaped mark,"
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"we'll be able to start treating you. How does that sound, Mr Hutnik?"
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"- I've got to get that guy out of here. - Why, is he a jerk?"
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"- What smells like eggs? - Nothing, sir. You're imagining it."
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"I'm not you. I don't get to introduce myself to patients,"
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"and then just be on my way. I have to treat people."
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"that makes me want to work all that much harder."
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"And really, who has time for that, right?"
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"Hey, Keith."
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"Right?"
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"Come on now. Let's see the chuckle. Huh?"
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"I think I see it bubbling up."
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"because you know that if I start laughing"
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"then you'll start laughing."
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"Okay, you know what? This is why it was so easy to walk out on you."
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"So I finally figured out what's wrong with me."
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"But you know what? I'm done with all that."
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"- What is it, fun-size? - I checked Mr Hutnik all over,"
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"Oh, and by the way, you have a ridiculous speaking voice."
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"how he could spend a second listening to that voice"
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"without killing himself, I didn't."
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"- You have a girlfriend? - Just 'cause I'm a janitor"
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"Yes."
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"There she is right down there."
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"Really? What's her name?"
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