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Clips from Friends - The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant (S02E02)

"What are you guys doing for dinner tonight?"
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"Well, I gotta start saving up for Ross' birthday."
Friends
"I guess I'll just stay home and eat dust bunnies."
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"...don't get that we don't make that much money?"
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"Like we can afford to go here and there."
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"...and it's "for Ross.""
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"For Ross."
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"I'm at work..."
Friends
"They fired the lunch chef, and guess who got the job?"
Friends
"Fortunately, it is me."
Friends
"That's so cool!"
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"Anyway, I think we should go out and celebrate."
Friends
"You know, someplace nice."
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"You can't do this."
Friends
"I can't get a girl like that with conventional methods."
Friends
"It doesn't matter."
Friends
"She wanted to call Bob. Bob could be who she was meant to be with."
Friends
"We know me. We like me. Please let me be happy."
Friends
"All right."
Friends
"Listen, I have to..."
Friends
"Whoever stood you up is a jerk."
Friends
"- How did you - I don't know."
Friends
"I just had this weird sense. But that's me, I'm weird and sensitive."
Friends
"Tissue?"
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"I'm all cried out today."
Friends
"Here is to my sister, the newly appointed head lunch chef."
Friends
"Also in charge of purchasing."
Friends
"Head lunch chef, also in charge of purchasing"
Friends
"Who has her own little desk when Roland's not there."
Friends
"Lunch chef, purchasing, own little desk when Roland's not there..."
Friends
"...here's to my - Wait! And I got a beeper!"
Friends
"That's fine, I'll just wait."
Friends
"Sorry."
Friends
"Monica!"
Friends
"We haven't even looked yet."
Friends
"I'll be over there on the edge of my seat."
Friends
"Look at these prices!"
Friends
"Pretty incredible, according to the message on my machine."
Friends
"I told her that my number was yours..."
Friends
"...because I couldn't tell her it was mine..."
Friends
"I'll start with the carpaccio, and then the grilled prawns."
Friends
"Great, same for me."
Friends
"I'll have the Thai chicken pizza."
Friends
"But if I get it without the nuts and leeks and stuff..."
Friends
"...is it cheaper?"
Friends
"And what would that be on the side of?"
Friends
"Just put it right here next to my water."
Friends
"Yes, how about a verse of "Killing Me Softly"?"
Friends
"Oh! You're right, I'm sorry."
Friends
"Thank you."
Friends
"It's Monica's big night. She shouldn't pay."
Friends
"Prom night flashback."
Friends
"...but cold cucumber mush for 30-something bucks?"
Friends
"No!"
Friends
"Rachel just had that little salad..."
Friends
"...and Joey with his teeny pizza!"
Friends
"How about we'll each pay for what we had?"
Friends
"It's no big deal."
Friends
"I don't wanna get into this right now."
Friends
"It'll make everybody uncomfortable."
Friends
"You can tell us."
Friends
"...feel like that..."
Friends
"...sometimes you guys don't get that..."
Friends
"I hear you."
Friends
"So how come you guys haven't talked about this before?"
Friends
"Because it's always something. Like with Monica's new job..."
Friends
"...or the whole Ross' birthday hoopla."
Friends
"Basically there's the thing, and then the stuff after the thing"
Friends
"If it makes anybody feel better, forget the thing..."
Friends
"...and we'll just do the gift."
Friends
"Gift? The thing's not the gift?"
Friends
"I can catch them on the radio."
Friends
"No. Now I feel bad. You wanna go to the concert."
Friends
"No, look. It's my birthday..."
Friends
"...and the important thing is that we're all together."
Friends
"Not at the concert."
Friends
"So, the Ebola virus. That's gotta suck, huh?"
Friends
"Oh, it's like a skit."
Friends
"Why, it's dinner for six. Five steaks..."
Friends
"...and an eggplant for Phoebe."
Friends
"We switched suppliers at work, and they gave me the steaks as a thank-you."
Friends
"By the way, this didn't seem so dorky out in the hall."
Friends
"Why, it's six tickets to Hootie and the Blowfish!"
Friends
"It's on us. So don't worry. This is..."
Friends
"...our treat."
Friends
"Could you be less enthused?"
Friends
"Like?"
Friends
"Charity."
Friends
"Charity?"
Friends
"We're just trying to do a nice thing here."
Friends
"But you have to understand, your "nice thing" makes us feel about this big."
Friends
"I don't understand. We can't win with you guys."
Friends
"If you guys feel this big, maybe that's not our fault."
Friends
"Now you're telling us how we feel."
Friends
"I'm gonna pass on the concert."
Friends
"- Me neither. - Me too."
Friends
"Guys, we bought the tickets."
Friends
"Then you'll have extra seats for all your tiaras and stuff."
Friends
"Why did you look at me when you said that?"
Friends
"Do what you want. Do we always have to do everything together?"
Friends
"You know what? You're right."
Friends
"We're gonna go."
Friends
"Are you ready?"
Friends
"Just let me grab my jacket and tell you I had sex today."
Friends
"What? You had sex today?"
Friends
"It sounds even cooler when somebody else says it!"
Friends
"I know it's been a while, but I took that as a good sign."
Friends
"I had sex today."
Friends
"I never have to answer that phone again."
Friends
"At the sound of the beep, you know what to do."
Friends
"I wanted to tell you I was really hurt when you didn't show up yesterday."
Friends
"And just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy."
Friends
"Bob here."
Friends
"So you met someone, huh?"
Friends
"Yes, I did."
Friends
"Oh, Bob, he was nothing compared to you."
Friends
"Well, that makes me feel so good."
Friends
"It was just so awkward and bumpy."
Friends
"There wasn't much time to get used to it..."
Friends
"You know what? I'm not gonna be able to enjoy this."
Friends
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