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Clips from South Park - Gluten Free Ebola (S18E18)

"Beer is all wheat, Dad!"
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"Shut up! Beer's bad for you?"
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"No. Not Papa John's!"
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"What am I supposed to eat?"
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"It's okay. There's lots of toppings."
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"Just eat the toppings."
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"How'd you get exposed?"
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"Bagels? Gravy?"
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"on just how much gluten there is out there,"
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"And we have no idea how to tell people"
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"to protect themselves?"
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"We've been running simulations,"
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"to our current schematics."
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"we've been recommending is basically poison."
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"Oh, shit."
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"- Yes. - Michael Taylor, FDA."
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"Yeah, Dad, you know that guy at work"
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"her uncle worked with you?"
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"No, no, no, not yet. Dad!"
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"That's my son, you bastard!"
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"Stan!"
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"Let me talk to my dad!"
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"No food at a party? And I thought I was handicapped!"
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"- Where's the food? - Loser, loser!"
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"Hello, Eric."
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"There's people in trouble, Eric."
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"They need to be shown the way."
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"Are you going to eat those pancakes?"
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"They got it wrong, child."
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"The world is upside down."
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"- Loser, loser! - Cartman's a loser!"
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"No-o-o-o!"
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"Ohh."
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"We're all out of toppings. There's nothing left to eat."
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"They're just gonna let us starve to death?"
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"Face it. We're already dead to them."
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"There's plenty of pizza dough."
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"- Are you crazy? - I'm crazy hungry!"
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"I want more."
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"A setup? But by who?"
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"If we can get ahold of him, then maybe we can..."
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"Aw."
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"There's a health crisis going on,"
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"For a long time we ignored it,"
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"This is not a time to party. This is a time to get serious."
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"and how to protect yourself and your family,"
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"because we don't know how much time we have."
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"We're not bailing on the party."
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"Uh-huh. You guys couldn't get Lorde to play, could you?"
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"It's like you... you say"
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"you're gonna throw the most epic party of the decade"
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"and then you rip it away!"
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"to go fuck themselves."
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"Next caller, you're on the air."
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"or because you just wanted to be a big shot?"
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"and help Scott Malkinson, but..."
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"So then in a time when people really need to come together,"
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"you cancel on him?"
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"I'm pretty sure Scott Malkinson still has diabetes."
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"You couldn't put on the party you were hoping to put on,"
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"Jesus Christ, dude."
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"Wendy, there is a health crisis right now..."
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"you don't forget about everything you promised people!"
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"- Kyle! - Cartman?"
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"Aunt Jemima said USDA has to look to the pyramids!"
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"Sir, we've got a boy on the hotline"
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"who says he might know something!"
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"Bring up the pyramid!"
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"to illustrate how much people should eat"
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"of the four basic food groups."
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"It's upside down."
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"Turn the pyramid upside down."
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"This is not FDA approved!"
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"Now do it!"
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"We've got a well-balanced vaccine, sir!"
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"Would you guys care for a frozen butter pop?"
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"Thanks to you, America knows what to eat again."
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"Yeah, well, I'm glad people aren't mad at you anymore."
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"# I am Lorde, ya, ya, ya #"
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"# Lorde, Lorde #"
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"while my dad was locked away."
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"You're so transparent, Stan."
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"# We love the city, ya, ya, ya #"
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"# Humble folks without temptation #"
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"# People spouting howdy neighbor #"
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"# Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine #"
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"'Sup, Jason?"
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"We were trying to be funny."
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"Yeah, well, no one's laughing, Kyle."
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"You're someone who can just bail on the people you love."
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"Yeah, well said, Kyle. Good point."
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"What... What happened to the significance?"
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"We're just waiting on Mr. Mackey. Again."
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"he's gluten-free now and he feels so fucking amazing."
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"because I figured y'all would be having doughnuts,"
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"Gluten causes sluggishness, irritability,"
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"If you cut out gluten, you don't ever get pissed off."
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"I might just have to give this gluten-free thing a try."
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"- Mrph rmhmhm? - Yeah."
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"A band! Holy shit, Stan!"
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"So who do we throw the party for?"
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"You know, we just wanted to give back to the community"
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"I'm Scott Malkinson. I've got diabetes.""
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"Caller, what's your question?"
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"Yes, will there be gluten-free options"
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"Excuse me?"
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"and I have to say, I feel so amazing."
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"the gluten-free quinoa salad,"
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"All right, all right, next caller,"
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"Simply put, gluten is the protein found in flour"
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"Oh, Jesus! Hey, it isn't safe in there!"
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"- Yes! - Hamburger Helper?"
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"Oh, my God, the Wheat Thins!"
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"Chicken nuggets... breaded! Frozen burritos... flour!"
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"and we're not gonna have a party!"
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"We gave these rats an injection"
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"We are the USDA!"
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"What kind of epic party can you have without pizza and cake?"
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"You talked to your dad, right, Stan?"
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"- Yes? - Hello, sir."
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