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Clips from South Park - Gluten Free Ebola (S18E18)

"Gluten? Oh, not here."
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"Beer. I didn't know it had gluten."
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"five basic food groups, not four."
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"We now realize, of course, that the largest of these groups"
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"What a loser!"
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"Come on over here, sugar."
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"You need to get to the USDA, child."
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"Agh!"
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"They don't care about us."
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"You don't think it's a little ridiculous"
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"that wheat protein is toxic?"
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"and it's spreading faster than anyone realizes."
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"thought it would only affect the poor,"
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"We're calling on everyone to spend this weekend"
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"learning about gluten"
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"Right, and when things change or things come up,"
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"People are going to die!"
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"when Michelle Obama got involved."
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"Tell him to have some steak with his butter."
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"Yeah, yeah. Enjoy the party."
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"Wait till my girls see that I was at a party with Lorde!"
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"Yeah, she isn't as hot in person."
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"# Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya #"
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"# Call me Lorde, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya #"
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"Yeah, well, I just couldn't sit around"
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"# 'Cause I am Lorde #"
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"and ran away laughing and flipping everyone off."
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"who are gearing up to throw the most epic party ever."
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"There's nothing left. I told you!"
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"the start-up company thing didn't really work out."
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"Wendy, I thought my life was going"
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"that I really had to give it everything I had."
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"Yes, Mr. Mackey, we're all aware"
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"We lure people in with a cause"
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"and joining me in the studio now are four local boys"
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"Yeah, you know, diabetes affects us all,"
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"20 different cakes, and Lorde is going to play live."
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"and is key ingredient in red meat,"
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"Hey, Dad, I need to talk you about this party we're having."
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"- All right, you got those? - I can get both of these, yeah."
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"Without us, people would be eating dirt and chairs."
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"You have to get up."
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"I don't want to go to Papa John's!"
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"Sir, the feds are here."
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"Stan! Hey, how's my boy?"
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"you said is Lorde's uncle or something?"
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"St-a-a-an!"
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"Get the president on the phone."
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"- What does that mean? - You want to dance?"
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"# I am Lorde... Lorde, Lorde, Lorde, Lorde #"
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"because you're about to be "dripping in bitches"?"
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"Are you guys making this up?"
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"I love him, and he needed me."
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"# Gonna leave my woes behind #"
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"Oh, no, don't try... Oh, God, here we go."
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"Hey, that might work. But it can't be a party for us."
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"Didn't you say your dad knows somebody who knows Lorde?"
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"having a big party in your honor, Scott."
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"Believe it, dude."
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"Hello, everyone, My name is John Garner"
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"Yeah! Get it! Get it all!"
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"Kee-ya!"
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"of concentrated whole-wheat bread"
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"we're trying every possible combination"
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"When you're stuck, look to the pyramids."
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"- MR. - We're out."
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"Sir, we abandoned the pyramid"
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"# Get this party started, ohh #"
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"Aah!"
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"This stuff will make your dick fly off, Stan!"
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"Sneaky, sneaky soy sauce."
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"but it seems impossible to contain."
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"but they're problematic because they don't relate"
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"All right, next caller is Eric. Are you there, Eric?"
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"Yeah, and we just, you know, we can't turn our back on him."
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"You told us your company was gonna make $10 million"
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"All right. This better be good."
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"You're... You're gonna have to go."
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"I knew you guys were gonna bail on the party."
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"gluten should be avoided,"
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"The pyramid doesn't work. We've already tried it."
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"As you know, we urgently need to discuss"
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"Dude, that would have to be, like, the best party ever."
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"Oh, wow. I'm shocked."
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"Yeah, he said some guy at work is Lorde's uncle or something."
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"Mrph rmhmhm rm!"
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"and show everyone a good time."
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"because it's to honor a little boy with diabetes."
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"and I'm a nutrition advisor from the USDA."
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"There's been a lot of confusion about gluten lately..."
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"Poppycock first came from India"
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"and when you add a liquid to flour, you get dough..."
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"Wait, wait. I might need those."
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"You can see it already is having a negative effect."
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"I'll be back."
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"There's always something."
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"Oh, you see that? His dick's flying off."
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"How's it going, everybody?"
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"- Don't touch me. - Look, I'm okay."
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"We just need you to be in quarantine for a while"
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"Tell em' they gots it backwards!"
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"Things aren't gonna get better. They're gonna get worse."
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"I keep having dreams of Aunt Jemima."
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"Yes! Thank you!"
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"- Your party sucks! - Come on, guys, let's go!"
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"You can't just keep us in here!"
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"minus the water, minus the starch,"
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"Who is this?"
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"We built the pyramid a long time ago"
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"All right, time for action indeed."
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"Flip the damn food pyramid!"
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"Thought so."
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"The pyramid?"
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"You can't make me go to Papa John's!"
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"This is what we've been recommending"
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"Until the USDA gets control of the situation, sir."
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"Dad? Dad!"
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"We're gonna get a better view of the stage."
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"Well, I got to admit, you guys throw a pretty sweet party."
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"Are you sure?"
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