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Clips from South Park - Gluten Free Ebola (S18E18)

"Morning!"
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"Hey, dudes, what's up?"
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"Yeah, you said you had a start-up company"
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"and that school was for douche bags."
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"Oh, well, yeah,"
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"But you told us all to go fuck ourselves."
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"W-What we said was..."
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"Hey, Wendy."
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"You're back?"
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"Yeah, the start-up-company thing didn't work out."
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"to see that stupid "Maze Runner" movie."
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"in a different direction and I just felt"
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"Doesn't anyone understand the significance"
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"They won't even let him come back to school."
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"All right, everyone, thanks for coming."
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"the matter of Butters Stotch,"
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"who set fire to the school gymnasium"
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"Aw, do we need Mackey here?"
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"Yeah, all he's gonna talk about is how"
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"In the cheeks, you don't think he looks a little fuller?"
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"but I'm actually gluten-free, so I can't have doughnuts, m'kay."
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"I seriously cannot take hearing about gluten anymore."
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"Really?"
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"You know what we got to do, guys?"
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"Well, I'm down."
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"and these assholes won't even remember us being dicks to them."
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"Right, it's got to be an awesome party for..."
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"and that we refuse to bail on."
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"Oh, my God, we've got Lorde to play live."
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"All right, that was "Get the Party Started,""
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"Now, this party's also for a good cause"
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"but it mostly affects Scott Malkinson."
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"Must be pretty special"
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"Nope, we're gonna have all the pizza you can eat,"
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"Sweet!"
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"It's like, "Get your secondhand gluten away from me!""
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"talk about about being gluten-free,"
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"I want to clarify the USDA's position on a healthy diet."
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"people saying that gluten is the cause of cancer,"
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"gluten can make your dick fly off..."
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"Make your dick fly off?"
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"People believe that omitting gluten will make you healthier,"
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"but that's just poppycock."
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"So what is gluten?"
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"when you take all the starch away."
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"Flour is, of course, just wheat,"
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"and all the hooey-free foods that humans enjoy."
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"and what we're left with is pure gluten."
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"Not a bioweapon, just harmless flour protein."
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"Then eat it."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Uh, all right."
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"Uh. Ah."
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"And the Triscuits too, Randy!"
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"Ice cream! What about ice cream?"
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"Heavy cream, sugar, chocolate syrup..."
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"No, ice cream's good for you."
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"- All right, that's all of it! - You sure?"
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"Kyle! It's all gone!"
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"Who took all the pizza and cake?"
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"What the hell?"
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"Kyle!"
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"What are you doing? My farm!"
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"and you're telling me you don't have"
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"just a short time ago."
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"No. We believe now that that's poppycock."
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"Whatever it takes, stop this crisis."
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"That's right. We've still got Lorde."
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"You know what I'm gonna miss most?"
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"Pancakes."
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"Cartman, we can't do this alone."
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"The world is upside down."
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"You want to see my dick?"
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"until everyone figures out what's going on."
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"How long do I have to stay here?"
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"For me, it was the soy sauce."
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"Here, look."
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"So to combat the gluten,"
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"Tom Vilsack?"
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"Yeah, thank you, but this is a USDA problem."
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"Anything involving meat and dairy is our problem too."
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"Daddy's gonna be all right, okay?"
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"How is your mom? Y-Your sister?"
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"This is a quarantined area, kid."
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"I'm sorry, all right?!"
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"Dad, who's the guy at work that knows Lorde?"
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"Let me go! Dad!"
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"You call this a party?"
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"- I hate your party! - What's wrong with you?"
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"- Your party sucks! - Where's the food?"
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"They lookin' for a sign."
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"I don't even know what that means."
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"Ohh, trippy."
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"- This party's lame! - I hate your party!"
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"Fuck, I want pancakes."
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"Oh, fuck, it's so good."
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"This whole thing was a setup, man!"
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"Oh, my God, we... we have to get ahold of someone"
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"who can get the word out!"
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"Maybe Papa John can help us."
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"people who ate Eggo waffles and pizza pockets,"
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"but gluten can attack anyone."
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"Let's go to the phone lines. Go ahead, caller."
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"We just think there's more important things right now."
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"All right, let's go to Jamie in Como."
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"Go ahead."
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"It's kind of like telling everyone"
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"Okay, let's watch the language there."
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"Why were you doing this party, Stan?"
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"Was it because you made people mad at school"
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"was that it?"
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"We had no idea what to serve people to eat, okay?"
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"We were gonna look stupid!"
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"Oooh!"
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"Kyle, what does "USDA" stand for?!"
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"It's dinnertime on the East Coast in less than an hour."
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"My name isn't important."
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"What matters is that the answer is in the pyramid."
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"That's ancient stuff you're talking about."
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"What is it? What is it for?"
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