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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Eagleton (S03E03)

"It's the only park in our neighborhood."
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"I mean, where are my kids supposed to play, the rock quarry?"
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"There's rocks in there."
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"That's arson."
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"Why don't we build a fence around their fence?"
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"Why? It would give us two fences,"
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"their pants might get caught."
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"My son Joey tried to scale that fence to play on the Eagleton side,"
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"and he fell and hurt his arm."
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"You need to get those people to tear that fence down."
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"This woman's right."
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"I promise you, citizens of Pawnee,"
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"and sweet, brave Joey,"
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"But whatever you guys think."
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"Yeah. Great."
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"Yes, hi."
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"I have a question about your inflatable saxophones."
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"Do those come in different sizes?"
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"I'm gonna need about 40 dozen of those."
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"Also, what about your neon gangster fedora hats?"
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"That was rude."
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"I was just talking on the phone."
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"To whom? It was personal."
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"I would never make a work-related call. You know that."
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"Lindsay! Leslie Knope."
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"Hi. Hi."
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"Has it really been five years?"
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"It has. You look amazing."
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"Hello, there. I'm Ben Wyatt. I'm assistant city manager..."
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"Hi, Dan."
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"Ben. It's not important."
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"It won't come up again."
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"This is Ann. She is my best friend."
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"Hi. Now."
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"And she's a nurse, and she works at a hospital."
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"Nice to meet you. I'm sorry. It's just, nursing..."
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"You must be so tired and sad."
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"It's really nice outside. Shall we speak in my courtyard?"
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"Yeah."
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"I was passing through Pawnee anyway."
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"I do a lot of charity work here."
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"There's only so much you can do."
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"You know, I found a picture of you from back in the day."
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"Oh."
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"Look at that."
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"Let me get a closer look."
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"So let's talk about Lafayette Park."
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"Oh, yes. The fence."
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"When we used to work here together,"
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"we loved the fact that parks were for everyone."
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"That's what makes them so great."
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"A private park that's not for everyone."
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"Wowsers. What do you care?"
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"It's just a crappy little park."
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"Well, someone once told me"
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"that there's no such thing as small parks,"
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"was this woman."
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"You can take it if you want. I have many copies and the negatives."
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"And I have a JPEG."
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"Lindsay, if we... Sweetie,"
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"Pawnee is and always will be a dirty, little nightmare"
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"from which you will never wake up."
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"But it was good seeing you."
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"What? I'm not asleep. I'm awake."
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"I'm wide awake, and I got my eyes on you."
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"That's what I would've said if I had thought of it in the moment."
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"What did I say instead?"
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"Wow! This is where they have their public forums?"
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"Yeah, it's not that great."
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"They had a valet."
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"Yes, Eagleton is nicer than Pawnee."
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"And, yes, because of their cupcake factory, the air always smells like vanilla."
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"Oh, yeah. Wow."
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"But their people are not inherently better than our people."
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"The only thing they beat us in is life expectancy, beauty pageants,"
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"and average income. Who cares?"
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"Factoid alert."
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"Eagleton was founded by former Pawneeans."
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"Pawnee was established in May of 1817."
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"Hello, Pawnee."
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"Welcome to our public forum."
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"Hi, I'm Thomas Montgomery Haverford."
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"Okay. Well, nice outfit."
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"What, did you just come from the stables?"
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"Yes. I was just at the stables."
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"You look like you've been working hard."
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"You have a million fly-aways right now."
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"Would you like to borrow a mirror or a self-help book?"
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"I would not."
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"Pun intended."
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"You know if I had your job, there would be no fence there."
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"The forum is beginning."
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"We've got a little bit of Eagleton business,"
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"and then I'll introduce you. Great."
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"Look how pretty the people are."
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"Hey, Ron."
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"How's the street parking at your house?"
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"What?"
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"Can you handle, like, 20 cars or a double-decker party bus?"
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"There is no street parking at my house."
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"My house is not even on a street."
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"Do you have space for, like, a huge circus tent?"
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"Hey, Ron. Have you seen... What the hell?"
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"No!"
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"Well, looks like there won't be any balloons for the birthday boy."
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"These were for a sick child at the hospital."
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"I don't work for you. Don't care."
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"I think I'm gonna go with the porcini mushrooms and boursin, s'il vous plaît."
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"Hello. I'm Bertram Rolands, a citizen of Eagleton."
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"With all due respect, Ms. Knope,"
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"can't you just clean up your side of the park,"
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"put some new equipment there?"
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"but, unfortunately, money is tight right now."
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"Hello. I'm Christine Porter."
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"I want to respectfully say that I'm in favor of the fence."
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"that might inspire your town to clean up its act."
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"Well, I would like to respectfully say"
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"that any child should be able to play in any park,"
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"regardless of wealth or status."
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"Oh, you can't, because you broke your arm"
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