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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Eagleton (S03E03)

"No, that's been there since the '90s."
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"although on average, we are several inches shorter"
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"Why don't we just set fire to the fence? You know, set it ablaze."
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"Well, let's leave that up to the lawyers. The point is, it would work."
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"so if they needed to get to their fence for maintenance and whatnot,"
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"I will tear down that fence."
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"Okay, I'm just gonna suggest one more time that we burn it down."
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"Thank you. This place hasn't changed a bit. Still loveable, but grimy."
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"Oh."
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"Well, thank you so much for stopping by."
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"I'm only trying to protect our children."
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"Come on, Lindsay, this isn't you."
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"You know what's really great?"
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"just small ideas."
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"Hmm."
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"And that someone"
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"The fence stays up."
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"and I mean this in the nicest possible way,"
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"And by July,"
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"all the wealthy people evacuated to Eagleton."
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"I would like you to get off your high horse, Lindsay."
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"Well, you don't have my job because you knew you couldn't handle it."
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"Oh!"
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"My office, now."
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"...that the Eagleton-Pawnee fence does a lot more harm than it does good."
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"Well, we would love to do that,"
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"I see it as a kind of punishment for Pawnee"
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"Anyway, this is Joey Plunkett."
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"Joey, wave to the audience."
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"I can wave with this arm. No, you can't."
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"Well, with more due respect,"
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"a lot of boys do that in our town. You cannot be sure that he is the one."
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"So cute and so good."
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"Oh, my God. Ron, it's your birthday."
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"Honestly, I don't know. I haven't heard anything."
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"Damn it."
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"and she had this great guy doing face painting,"
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"and I had my face painted like a fairy tiger."
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"Also, she did it, like, a week before my birthday,"
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"Hey, not you too."
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"Did you guys get your public forum gift bag?"
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"Man, she used to not be like this. Eagleton really changed her."
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"Yeah, what exactly happened between the two of you, anyway?"
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"Send Leslie somewhere on an assignment, a conference or something,"
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"Ron, look, this is me, okay?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Leslie, you promised we could throw garbage everywhere."
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"Oh, yeah! Shove it there!"
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"No."
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"or whatever rich people have,"
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"but I remember something that you're trying to forget."
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"These waffles make great dog laxatives."
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"There you go."
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"I think my Eagleton colleagues would agree"
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"Andrew, please."
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"who's not that much older than me..."
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"or like, uh, you were my camp counselor,"
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"and it's not weird, you know."
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"Leslie swore me to secrecy, so I can't say anything."
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"And punching Lindsay in the face"
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"Because we were best friends"
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"To her, our friendship..."
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"Dude, stop rooting for the other team."
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"And I want to thank you for the fence."
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"I work with some really great people."
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"Good job, guys. Great job."
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"Let's get this over with."
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"So I have rented Bridge on the River Kwai"
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"So a little birdie told me it's your birthday coming up."
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"How about a free birthday shoe shine?"
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"What did this little birdie tell you"
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"is going to happen for my birthday?"
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"Oh, nice try, Ron. You're not getting anything out of me."
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"Ron, look, I love you like a father"
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"like a young Uncle..."
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"but we're adults, so we hang out,"
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"You're my Lacrosse coach. I get it. I get it."
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"What's the point?"
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"Well, coach,"
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"I owe her so much. I can't ruin it for her."
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"- Well, I respect that. - Mm-hmm."
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"- See you later. - Okay..."
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"Not if I see you first, Uncle Ron."
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"And I probably will,"
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"'cause Leslie assigned me to the kidnap squad."
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"Hey, jailbird."
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"Beautiful Ann, thank you for coming to get me."
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"Oh, my God, are you kidding?"
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"Are you okay?"
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"It was a rough night, but I survived."
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"Scone?"
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"- They only have maple walnut. - Yeah. Thank you."
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"Why did you get arrested? What did you do?"
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"The only thing I'm guilty of is loving Pawnee..."
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"and shoving a coffee filter down her pants."
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"But in my defense, I believe that assault should be legal"
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"Why are you letting her get to you like this?"
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"Because she's a stupid jerk..."
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"and then she sold out everything that we believed in."
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"And the worst part?"
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"it's like it never happened."
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"Well, first of all, this color looks amazing on you."
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"Thank you."
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"Second of all, the whole fence thing..."
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"she's obviously trying to get a rise out of you."
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"Third of all, she knows she only got the job"
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"because you turned it down, which must drive her nuts."
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"But most importantly, you say the word,"
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"Thank you."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Oh, my God. Okay, we have a lot of work to do."
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"Ann, put these scones in your bra."
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"- Let's go. - Okay."
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"Can we just stop off at the, um, lobby?"
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"'Cause the prison gift bags are amazing."
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"Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter."
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"Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter."
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"Hey, batter, bah."
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"Lucas with a crazy base hit!"
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"You're just mad 'cause they are lighting you up."
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