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Clips from Friends - The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy (S03E03)

"Honey..."
Friends
"...I was wondering... - Mm."
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"...do you still have that, um, Navy uniform?"
Friends
"No, I had to return it to the costume place."
Friends
"Oh."
Friends
"I think I have an old band uniform from high school."
Friends
"You remember not having sex in high school, right?"
Friends
"Yeah."
Friends
"Well, honey, what about you?"
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"- What? - I mean..."
Friends
"[SIGHS]"
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"Do you have any fun, you know, fantasy-type things?"
Friends
"No."
Friends
"Come on. You gotta have one."
Friends
"Nope."
Friends
"- Ross, you know what? - What?"
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"If you tell me, I might do it."
Friends
"[ROSS CLEARS THROAT]"
Friends
"Okay."
Friends
"- Ahem. - Um."
Friends
"Did you ever see, um, Return of the Jedi?"
Friends
"Yeah."
Friends
"Do you remember the scene..."
Friends
"...with, um, Jabba the Hutt?"
Friends
"Jabba had as his prisoner..."
Friends
"...Princess Leia."
Friends
"Oh."
Friends
"...this, um, gold bikini thing."
Friends
"It was pretty cool."
Friends
"Yeah, Princess Leia and the gold bikini? Oh, every guy our age loved that."
Friends
"- Really? - Mm-hm. Mm."
Friends
"It's huge! That's the moment when she stopped being a princess..."
Friends
"...and she became, like, you know, a woman."
Friends
"Did you ever do the Leia thing?"
Friends
"[GIGGLES]"
Friends
"Really? That great, huh?"
Friends
"[CHUCKLES]"
Friends
"See you."
Friends
"Hey."
Friends
"RACHEL: Hi, you guys!"
Friends
"Look who I found standing outside the Szechuan Dragon..."
Friends
"- Ahem. Mon. Hi. - Hi."
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"- Why aren't you at work? - Oh, they sent me home."
Friends
"Why?"
Friends
"Because I don't work at the Szechuan Dragon."
Friends
"RACHEL: You really need to get some sleep."
Friends
"I know I do."
Friends
"- Hi. - Hi."
Friends
"Guess what? They published my paper."
Friends
"- Oh! Really? Let me see, let me see. - Uh-huh."
Friends
"Rach, look!"
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"RACHEL: No. - Ooh."
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"Hi. Ha, ha."
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"Ha, ha! Oh."
Friends
"[LAUGHS]"
Friends
"There he is!"
Friends
"- Hey. - Wheel!"
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"- Of! - Fortune!"
Friends
"It's Count Rushmore!"
Friends
"You should really go on this show."
Friends
"I got three tickets to the Rangers tonight. What do you say?"
Friends
"I say I am there!"
Friends
"Cool! Oh."
Friends
"Is Ross going too?"
Friends
"No. Janice."
Friends
"Janice?"
Friends
"Because I just feel bad for Ross, you know?"
Friends
"We always go together. We're like The Three Hockey-teers, you know?"
Friends
"I may be way out on a limb here, but do you have a problem with Janice?"
Friends
"No!"
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"Yes..."
Friends
"Oh, God, how do I say this? Uh..."
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"Oh! Ah!"
Friends
"You know that girl from the restaurant with the hair?"
Friends
"Ooh! That girl that I hate? Ugh! She drives me crazy. Ew."
Friends
"Oh."
Friends
"Look, I don't hate Janice. She's just a lot to take, you know?"
Friends
"She drove you nuts before too, remember?"
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"I'm crazy about her now. This could be the real thing."
Friends
"Capital R, capital T!"
Friends
"Don't worry, those are the right letters."
Friends
"Look, what do you want me to say?"
Friends
"I want you to say that you like her!"
Friends
"I can't. It's like this chemical thing, you know?"
Friends
"Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna..."
Friends
"...pull my arm off so I have something to throw at her."
Friends
"Thanks for trying."
Friends
"[SIGHS]"
Friends
"Oh, and by the way, there is no Count Rushmore!"
Friends
"Then who's the guy that painted the faces on the mountain?"
Friends
"- Ugh. - How could you tell her?"
Friends
"I didn't think it would be that big a deal!"
Friends
"Oh. She didn't think it would be a big deal!"
Friends
"Who are you talking to when you do that?"
Friends
"Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay? We tell each other everything."
Friends
"Guys do the same thing."
Friends
"I mean, what about all that locker-room stuff?"
Friends
"That's different. That's like, uh, who dated a stripper?"
Friends
"Or who did it on the back of the Staten Island ferry?"
Friends
"[CHUCKLES]"
Friends
"But you don't talk about your girlfriend..."
Friends
"...and the intimate stuff you do with her."
Friends
"That is so sad."
Friends
"You're missing out on so much."
Friends
"I mean, the bonding and the sharing..."
Friends
"...and knowing they're going through the same thing you are."
Friends
"Oh. So, what, you tell each other everything?"
Friends
"Pretty much."
Friends
"Did you talk about the Night of Five Times?"
Friends
"Do you tell people about the Night of Five Times?"
Friends
"I know, but it's still worth mentioning, I think."
Friends
"Relax every muscle in your body."
Friends
"[SOOTHING MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]"
Friends
"Listen to the plinky-plunky music."
Friends
"Okay, now close your eyes..."
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"...and think of a happy place."
Friends
"Tell me your happy place."
Friends
"Richard's living room, drinking wine."
Friends
"No, no, no. Not a Richard thing. Just put down the glass and get out."
Friends
"I'm sorry, but that's my happy place."
Friends
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