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Clips from Friends - The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy (S03E03)

"Okay, fine. Use my happy place. Just don't move anything in there."
Friends
"I'll try not to."
Friends
"Okay. All right, so, you're in a meadow..."
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"...millions of stars in the sky..."
Friends
"You think breaking up was a mistake?"
Friends
"There are no questions in the happy place."
Friends
"Just the warm breeze and the moonlight flowing through the trees."
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"I'll bet he's over me. I'll bet he's fine."
Friends
"Betting and wagering of any kind are not permitted in the happy place."
Friends
"Okay?"
Friends
"There's just, you know, the lovely waterfalls..."
Friends
"...and the trickling fountains..."
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"...and the calming sounds of the babbling brook."
Friends
"I'm still awake, and now I have to pee."
Friends
"So I hear..."
Friends
"...you hate me!"
Friends
"I, uh, never said hate. I was very careful about that."
Friends
"And you got "hate" from that? You're taking a big leap there, I, uh..."
Friends
"All right, fine, fine, fine!"
Friends
"We have got to do something about our little situation here."
Friends
"So this is my idea."
Friends
"You and me spending some quality time together."
Friends
"But what does that...?"
Friends
"For Chandler!"
Friends
"Okay. I'm in."
Friends
"Okay! This is what we'll call it: Joey and Janice's Day of Fun!"
Friends
"Does it have to be a day?"
Friends
"Yes, because that's how long it takes to love me."
Friends
"I went down to the post office..."
Friends
"...and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered..."
Friends
"...for Richard about the Civil War."
Friends
"He loved the Civil War."
Friends
"[MONICA SOBS]"
Friends
"Do you want us to take you home?"
Friends
"Uh-huh."
Friends
"[SNIFFLES]"
Friends
"Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away."
Friends
"Women tell each other everything. Did you know that?"
Friends
"Ha, ha. Yeah."
Friends
"No, Chandler, everything."
Friends
"Like stuff you like. Stuff she likes."
Friends
"Technique. Stamina. Girth."
Friends
"Girth?"
Friends
"Why? Why? Why?"
Friends
"Why would they do this?"
Friends
"...we ought to be doing it."
Friends
"Uh, do you want to?"
Friends
"- We're not gonna talk about girth? - No."
Friends
"- Yeah. Okay. Yeah. - Yeah?"
Friends
"All right, you go first."
Friends
"- Okay. Okay, I'll go first. - Okay."
Friends
"So, uh, the other night..."
Friends
"...Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies..."
Friends
"...and I happened to describe a particular..."
Friends
"...Star Wars thing..."
Friends
"- Princess Leia and the gold bikini. - Yes."
Friends
"- I know! - Yes."
Friends
"Whoa. Wow."
Friends
"- Well, that was easy. Ha, ha. - Ha, ha."
Friends
"- Okay. - Okay."
Friends
"Okay, you know when you're in bed with a woman..."
Friends
"Uh."
Friends
"...and, uh, ahem, you know, you're fooling around..."
Friends
"...and you get all these mental images in your brain?"
Friends
"- With the bellybutton ring? Oh. - Oh! I know."
Friends
"And then all of a sudden, your mom pops into your head."
Friends
"[CHUCKLES]"
Friends
"And you're, like, "Mom, get out of here!""
Friends
"But after that, you can't think of anything else."
Friends
"And you can't stop what you're doing. So it's kind of like you're..."
Friends
"You don't know!"
Friends
"Your mom?"
Friends
"You're telling me about your mom? What's the matter with you?"
Friends
"- You said... - I said "share," not "scare"!"
Friends
"Go sit over there!"
Friends
"- We're back! JOEY: Hey."
Friends
"What are you guys doing together?"
Friends
"Joey and Janice's Day of Fun!"
Friends
"[LAUGHS NASALLY]"
Friends
"We went to a Mets game. We got Chinese food."
Friends
"And, uh, you know, I love this woman. Ha-ha-ha."
Friends
"[JANICE LAUGHS NASALLY]"
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"Well, I just came by to give you a kiss."
Friends
"I have to go pick up the baby. So I'll see you later, sweetheart."
Friends
"You too, Chandler."
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"[LAUGHS NASALLY]"
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"[BOTH CHUCKLE]"
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"- You still can't stand her, can you? - I'm sorry, man. I tried! I really did!"
Friends
"[SIGHS]"
Friends
"I appreciate you giving it a shot."
Friends
"But you know, the good thing..."
Friends
"...is that we spent the whole day together and I survived."
Friends
"And what's even more amazing, so did she. Ha, ha."
Friends
"It was Bat Day at Shea Stadium."
Friends
"Now I know I can stand to be around her. Which means..."
Friends
"...I get to hang out with you."
Friends
"Which is kind of the whole point anyway. Ha, ha."
Friends
"Okay."
Friends
"Oh, God."
Friends
"If it makes you feel any better, I do it too."
Friends
"[MOUTHS] Oh."
Friends
"I always picture your mom when I'm having sex."
Friends
"The United States garrison at Fort Sumter was fired upon."
Friends
"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
Friends
"It is now under bombardment by..."
Friends
"[PAUSES VIDEO]"
Friends
"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
Friends
"Dad, what are you doing here?"
Friends
"It's your mother's bridge night, so I came into the city for a Moni-cuddle."
Friends
"Oh."
Friends
"Since when did you start smoking cigars?"
Friends
"I don't. I just like the smell of them."
Friends
"So, uh, what are you really doing here?"
Friends
"Why wouldn't I be okay?"
Friends
"I saw Richard."
Friends
"Oh?"
Friends
"I'm fine."
Friends
"- Ahem. How's Richard doing? - You don't want to know."
Friends
"No, I really, really do."
Friends
"Well, he's doing terrible!"
Friends
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