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Clips from Axe Cop - An American Story (S01E01)

"That was the day he became..."
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"So he had tryouts and hired a partner."
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"I will chop your heads off!"
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"the fourth day in July Of every year."
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"My favorite part is the fireworks."
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"This is a story about my great great great"
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"great great great great grandfather."
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"Aww, our little baby Book Cop"
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"We named him appropriately."
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"- Hand over da book! - Which book?"
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"Da "Secret Attack Almanac.""
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"All right, we'll do dis da hard way."
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"That's a secret you shall take to your grave."
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"Meanwhile, in London, England."
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"Even if I have to wait for hundreds of years."
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"But he had no one to share it with..."
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"Until..."
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"Girls don't read books."
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"Who are you?"
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"Even people on the dumb list, like girls."
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"No, I didn't."
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"We're getting married."
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"We call ourselves the minute men."
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"I just-- we called ourselves the minute me--"
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"America needs me to win the war. I'm going off to war."
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"Bye-bye."
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"- U.S.A., U.S.A.! - The war is over."
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"The lobster backs are upon us like the pox."
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"A bald eagle."
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"Rained down on Fife Cop,"
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"Transforming him into Fife-Eagle Cop."
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"- He could fly. - I'm flying!"
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"Fire!"
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"Ow!"
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"Fife-Eagle Cop,"
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"You're going..."
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"- Hey, no peeKing! - Sorry."
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"A wave of fire formed in space..."
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"Wave-of-Fire Secret Attack!"
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"Oh, there it is! The "Secret Attack Almanac"!"
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"I can't wait to tell my pregnant wife"
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"Do you understand? I know you understand."
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"Book Cop is nigh!"
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"Yes, but I still have 4,000 lives left"
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"Not if I kill you 4,001 times first."
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"Teleportation Secret Attack!"
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"Ha. I don't need the book."
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"I have it all... in my head."
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"Ow!"
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"It's how I learned all my Secret Attacks,"
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"So I could kill them. Clearly."
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"Oh, good. And uh..."
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"The cop found the perfect axe."
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"Yeah, you know it."
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"My favorite part is hanging out with all my best friends,"
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"Wrong again! Everyone, gather around."
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"I'm going to tell you"
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"What the Fourth of July is all about."
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"And his name... was Book Cop."
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"Sure does love books."
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"By da order of da King of England,"
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"That book doesn't exist. It's ju-ju-just a myth."
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"Da book for da baby!"
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"Leave my baby Book Cop alone!"
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"No! Stop!"
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"It would seem our men weren't able to retrieve da book."
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"So how do you prefer to die, acid or sharks?"
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"I don't know. They both seem terrible."
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"Then acid sharks it is."
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"Thank you, God, for maKing sharks so evil."
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"Uh... You."
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"Get me that book!"
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"Book Cop studied and mastered the "Secret Attack Almanac.""
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"It gave young Book Cop great power."
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"Everything he needed to survive on his own,"
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"Things like "rebuilding your house" powers"
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"And "food getting" powers."
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"Yeah, except cookbooks."
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"And laundry books! Ha ha ha ha."
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"And books are for everyone. Even girls."
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"Boomerang-book Secret Attack."
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"You're welcome. What's your name?"
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"She was a pretty girl who could not speak."
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"No one knew her name. Not even me."
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"It's a mystery."
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"I know you understand."
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"Shhh!"
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"Book Cop, my name's Stockerang."
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"We're on the way to fight the British Army,"
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"But we need your help."
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"I'm a right-now man."
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"We're ready to go right now as well,"
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"Would you care to join us, is really the bottom line."
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"I'm going to kill the British Army."
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"Revolution is upon us."
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"What's your strategy, Book Cop? Quickly."
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"And then lifted up the entire ground"
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"And then squished..."
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"- Book Cop did it! - U.S.A., U.S.A.!"
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"But the war was far from over."
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"To arms!"
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"'Tis surely a sign. Victory will be ours."
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"What are you doing, Book Cop? No no no no no."
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"The majestic blood from the bald eagle"
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"All I ever wanted was to have a place in history."
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"And Book Cop was right."
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"Fife-eagle Cop is now on money."
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"to have to win this war on your own,"
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"Book Cop."
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"I have a super secret mystery attack"
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"That will defeat the British once and for all."
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"...And engulfed the entire earth."
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"And it would only burn the bad guys."
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"U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S.A.!"
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"But what my great great great"
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"Great great great grandfather didn't know"
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"Was that the war was only a diversion"
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"- From the King's master plan. - We made it."
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"All the way from London, England."
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"Good work, my boy."
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