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Clips from Axe Cop - An American Story (S01E01)

"And three children about what we've done."
Axe Cop
"Yes. But first,"
Axe Cop
"Cheerio!"
Axe Cop
"What's wrong?"
Axe Cop
"I'm going to kill the King of England."
Axe Cop
"I love you too."
Axe Cop
"Bye-bye."
Axe Cop
"I can't believe it."
Axe Cop
"That poisoned tidal wave"
Axe Cop
"Should have killed you a thousand times!"
Axe Cop
"Thanks to the "Secret Attack Almanac.""
Axe Cop
"You killed my parents"
Axe Cop
"Even if that means killing you 4,001 times."
Axe Cop
"The Hey-Over-There Secret Attack..."
Axe Cop
"Well done."
Axe Cop
"No, please! Not the night creatures."
Axe Cop
"No!"
Axe Cop
"I've memorized the whole thing."
Axe Cop
"I still have one life left."
Axe Cop
"Good, because I have one more Secret Attack."
Axe Cop
"You were the King of London, England."
Axe Cop
"Now you're the King of dying."
Axe Cop
"The "Secret Attack Almanac""
Axe Cop
"Has been passed down through my family for generations."
Axe Cop
"Uh, Axe Cop..."
Axe Cop
"Why did you just poison all the guests?"
Axe Cop
"Well, why would you invite bad guys to your party?"
Axe Cop
"How did you know I wasn't gonna eat the cake?"
Axe Cop
"Oh look, fireworks!"
Axe Cop
"Happy Fourth of July, bad guys!"
Axe Cop
"♪ the fireworks ♪"
Axe Cop
"One day, at the scene of the fire"
Axe Cop
"- Am I right? - Wrong!"
Axe Cop
"Protect the book, baby Book Cop!"
Axe Cop
"The "Secret Attack Almanac" shall be mine,"
Axe Cop
"Hundreds of years passed."
Axe Cop
"What do you think you're doing, m'lady?"
Axe Cop
"I'll see you guys later. Tell my wife I didn't make it."
Axe Cop
"Look!"
Axe Cop
"You will. You will be on money."
Axe Cop
"Cool. What is it?"
Axe Cop
"♪ on the fourth ♪"
Axe Cop
"You know, there's something about"
Axe Cop
"Fire Secret Attack!"
Axe Cop
"Uh, your majesty,"
Axe Cop
"Do you understand? I know you understand."
Axe Cop
"Poison-Tidal-Wave Secret Attack!"
Axe Cop
"Because they were bad guys."
Axe Cop
"Hey, look, over there!"
Axe Cop
"I'm Book Cop."
Axe Cop
"The British are coming! The British are coming!"
Axe Cop
"And look this way, it's me, Fife Cop."
Axe Cop
"...All the bad guys with it."
Axe Cop
"Including the poison-cake Secret Attack."
Axe Cop
"I won the war!"
Axe Cop
"Paper-Cut Secret Attack!"
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop 01x03 An American Story"
Axe Cop
"♪ count on ♪"
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop!"
Axe Cop
"Protect the book!"
Axe Cop
"Will you marry me? Do you understand?"
Axe Cop
"A secret li-bary!"
Axe Cop
"Ha, you missed."
Axe Cop
"- Fly! - Caw!"
Axe Cop
"I'm doing it, Book Cop. I'm winning the war!"
Axe Cop
"Caw."
Axe Cop
"You're dying."
Axe Cop
"I have to go behind that house so no one can see me do it."
Axe Cop
"After "x"ing and un-"x"ing his arms,"
Axe Cop
"Protect the King, you fools!"
Axe Cop
"No-- ahhh."
Axe Cop
"There's only one problem:"
Axe Cop
"You do now."
Axe Cop
"I love you too."
Axe Cop
"Book Cop put his two fingers into the earth"
Axe Cop
"A Secret Attack. Stand back."
Axe Cop
"Oh, Book Cop, no!"
Axe Cop
"Happy die day, red coats!"
Axe Cop
"To tie up some loose ends."
Axe Cop
"And I will stop at nothing to kill you."
Axe Cop
"The King! Protect the King!"
Axe Cop
"Book-Eclipse Secret Attack!"
Axe Cop
"Ha!"
Axe Cop
"I can't tell you. It's so secret..."
Axe Cop
"♪ of every single July. ♪"
Axe Cop