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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S01E01)

"...uncovering evidence..."
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"- Bree is a lady. - A very beautiful, classy lady."
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"OK, I'm gonna get your bottle. You're so cute, yeah!"
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"Of course, it took Susan a few years to realize"
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"Come on, Julie. I just wanna see you again."
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"Yes, Susan had failed many times as a mother."
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"You did good, Mom."
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"...obsession."
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"I have tickets to a bonsai exposition in Mount Pleasant Friday night."
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"I think your husband's trying to say he doesn't want you going out with me."
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"Rex, are you still jealous?"
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"and don't know how to take care of them."
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"My husband and I went through a down- sizing phase but we snapped out of it."
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"It's a sort of government-sponsored sabbatical."
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"How long is he going to be gone?"
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"It is. It's just the smell's a little intense."
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"I went through it carrying my eldest. The truth is,"
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"The four-doors are much roomier."
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"Tom happened to met a rising young executive"
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"causing an embittered Annabel to move back to Chicago."
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"Going on three months now."
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"- Why were you really there? - You know why."
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"Do I have to call the police?"
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"Did she find what she was looking for?"
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"If I liked her better, I'd warn but..."
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"Well... Yeah, we did. Um..."
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"I just know he's a bad guy. So please, don't mess with him."
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"I even think it would be a good idea to switch pharmacies."
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"- Do you have a rest room? - It's for employees only."
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"Why not?"
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"It would be a mistake for us to spend too much time together."
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"Dr. Van De Kamp said something about me. What was it?"
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"- You should come. - Really?"
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"Bree, I'll call you later."
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"Why would you hire that woman?"
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"- That's not gonna happen. - Why not?"
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"[sighs] OK, I realize that I was out of line that night."
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"And we have to get over that, for Julie's sake."
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"[Paul] Zach! Come here!"
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"A teenager. A boy."
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"I've been here all this time. We should go out, for lunch, the two of us."
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"I'm not looking to break up a happy couple."
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"Our marriage is rock solid. Nothing you do could ever break that up."
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"[Bells ring]"
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"Which you probably think is a sin, but it works."
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"Couldn't wait to throw that in, could you?"
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"My point is, I'd be an awful mother. I'm selfish and self-centered..."
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"Here's a thought: Don't be angry."
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"Thanks."
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"Fantastic shape, she's gorgeous."
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"- You're gonna have to act fast. - I'm listening."
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"- Julie's a very special girl. - I know."
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"She could have just about any boy she wanted."
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"If Julie doesn't love me anymore, it doesn't matter."
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"None of it matters."
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"OK, great. So like your dad said, it's time for bed."
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"Uh..."
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"Though, if you wouldn't mind, I'd like to see that videotape I found."
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"If I'd told you on day one, you'd still jump down my throat."
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"God, Lynette, you're just so convinced that I'm gonna be unfaithful!"
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"It makes me sick, the distrust, the paranoia..."
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"I'll drive. Come on."
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"Honey, take over a minute. I'm giving a speech."
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"Excuse you."
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"Don't talk to anybody and for God's sake, don't get drunk."
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"What are you doing?"
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"She's right over there."
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"Rex, have you lost your mind?!"
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"To be fair, I only pushed him."
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"But you know what they say about kids?"
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"What?"
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"Yeah."
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"You've gotta be more careful from now on."
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"- You don't really even know him. - I know this much."
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"He's not gonna let us be friends."
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"He could make it awfully difficult for you to spend time with me."
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"Do you think you can help me?"
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"Previously on Desperate Housewives..."
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"She was."
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"You're welcome."
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"Then one day,"
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"Tom decided perhaps he was the marrying kind after all,"
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"Bree, what a pleasant surprise! What brings you here?"
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"- I thought that was over. - No, it was, and then..."
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"- Wow. Things are really coming along. - Yeah. Slowly and expensively."
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"When I feel threatened by a woman, I pull her in."
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"They have a croquet set. Wanna go hit some balls?"
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"- [Both scream] - Oh! Oh, my God!"
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"[Mary Alice] Spring comes every year to Wisteria Lane."
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"It's more than that. Julie loves me."
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"Give me a break!"
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"I think you're a wonderful kid. I do, but..."
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"- I want a child. - We made a deal. No kids."
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"- Tampering with prescriptions... - File on Noah's daughter."
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"What are we looking for?"
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"- What was that? ...breaking and entering..."
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"Remember, they tend to end up with doctors, not pharmacists."
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"...and a whole lot of revenge."
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"[Mary Alice] Since she was a little girl,"
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"Susan Mayer wanted to be a mother in the worst way."
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"And from the first day she brought Julie home from the hospital..."
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"[baby grunts]"
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"Oh! How did you..."
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"Oh, my gosh!"
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"Despite her desire to do well by her daughter..."
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"[baby cries]"
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"...Susan suffered through countless failures."
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"So sorry!"
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"that even the best of parents make mistakes now and then."
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"[Tapping]"
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"But now that Julie was a tenage girl,"
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"Susan had started to realize..."
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"- [sighs] ...there was no room for error."
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"Julie, what is Zach doing out there? I told you not to speak to him."
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"That's why he's throwing gravel at my window."
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"Right, that's it. I'm gonna handle this once and for all."
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"Zach, what do you think you're... Ow!"
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"[Susan] Ow! Ow!"
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"Mrs. Mayer, I am so sorry."
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"One pebble wasn't working so I tried a whole handful."
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