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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S01E01)

"- Ow... ow... - I'll make it up to you."
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"- How, will you give me your corneas? - Mom, lay back."
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"I wanted to talk to Julie. She hasn't been returning my phone calls."
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"Well, I'm here now. What do you want?"
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"You know. Talk, hang out."
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"Maybe it would be better if we just cooled it for a while, OK?"
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"Why?"
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"You threw rocks in her mother's face. How's that for a start?"
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"Thank you so much."
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"I've been trying to break up with him for weeks. Finally, an excuse."
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"So she took her victories where she found them."
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"Spring comes every year to Wisteria Lane."
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"It's the time when flowers start to bloom."
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"When butterflies emerge from their cocoons."
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"When bes begin to search for nectar."
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"[Buzzing]"
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"Spring is also the time when a young man's fancy turns to..."
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"We must buy that."
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"Hello, there."
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"Oh, my heavenly days!"
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"Rex, look, it's George."
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"Nice to see you, Bree."
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"Dr. Van De Kamp."
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"George."
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"So, how's your health?"
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"Not good. My cardiologist is an idiot."
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"The doctor upped his dosage twice and it's still not helping."
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"I'm sure it'll all work itself out."
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"It's funny running into you both."
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"- Would you like to go? - I would love to! Rex?"
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"A whole evening of bonsai trees? Wouldn't it be easier to shoot me?"
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"Probably."
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"Well, why don't we just go by ourselves, then?"
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"Actually, Bree, we have that thing, Friday night."
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"What? We don't have a thing."
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"No."
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"We dated during the separation but we're just friends now, aren't we?"
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"Strictly platonic."
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"- But if you feel threatened... - I don't feel threatened."
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"Good. Then it's a date."
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"Are you going to make a purchase today?"
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"I have finally convinced Rex to buy his first orchid."
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"Study up. I hate people who own precious flowers"
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"You know what I hate? Weeds."
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"They pop up and you have to work so hard to get rid of them."
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"I find, with the right chemicals, you can get rid of almost anything."
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"- See you Friday. - Bye."
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"Mrs. Solis, what a surprise. We haven't seen you in here in quite some time."
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"Life is good."
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"Oh, and this would make it so much better!"
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"Excellent."
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"Slip inside, see how that feels."
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"Oh! I'd love to have this in my driveway by Saturday."
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"I'm having a big barbecue. I want everyone to see it."
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"- How exciting. What's the occasion? - My husband's going-away party."
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"Really? Where's he going?"
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"Eight months."
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"Six with good behavior."
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"- Isn't the leather interior wonderful? - It is."
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"[Vomiting]"
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"I'm so sorry! It just hit me out of nowhere."
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"It's so weird. Smells have been making me nauseous lately."
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"- Boobs tender? Achy back? - Yeah."
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"- Has it been going around? - Only for centuries."
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"you're never gonna fit a child safety seat in the back of that Spyder."
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"Wha... Wait, uh... I'm sorry, you..."
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"You think I'm pregnant? No, I'm not pregnant."
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"Oh, you have all the symptoms, I just assumed."
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"- Well, you assumed wrong. - I'm sorry."
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"- I'm on the pill, for God's sakes! - OK."
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"And I don't want a four-door. I want a sexy little convertible."
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"- I wanna buy one, now. - I'll start the paperwork."
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"Well, not this one. I vomited in this one."
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"Right. We'll find you a fresh one."
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"[Woman] Peterson Advertising."
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"Lynette!"
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"- You forgot your Halpern file. - Oh, my God. Lynette."
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"If there was one person Lynette never expected to se again,"
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"it was Annabel Foster."
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"Eight years earlier, Annabel had begged Tom to marry her."
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"But he told her he wasn't the marrying kind."
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"by the name of Lynette Lindquist."
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"And after a few torrid weks,"
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"Permanently."
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"Or so Lynette had hoped."
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"You look fantastic!"
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"Thank you! And you!"
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"You're here, in the office. Tom's office."
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"- Oh. - Didn't Tom tell you?"
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"It, uh... must have slipped his mind."
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"[Forced laugh]"
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"Ah! Afraid to tell the wife you're working with the old girlfriend, huh?"
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"I guess that makes me your dirty little secret!"
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"[Annabel laughs]"
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"Well, I'll let you get back to work."
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"- See you later. - Can't wait."
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"Oh, I almost forgot."
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"Your file. Here."
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"Hey, Paul. What's up?"
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"Something's been nagging me, I want to talk to you."
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"- OK. - That night I found you in my house."
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"- I came to drop off your key. - Some things were moved around."
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"- What were you looking for? - What are you talking about?"
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"Do whatever you want."
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"Suit yourself."
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"OK. OK! Susan made me do it."
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"She has this fixation on why Mary Alice killed herself."
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"Keeps blathering on about blackmail notes and dead babies."
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"She got really hot and bothered when she found the name "Angela"."
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"Written on one of your video tapes?"
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"No. You came home before she had a chance to watch the video."
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"I see."
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"She sort of thinks you're evil."
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"Thank you, Edie."
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"What was that all about?"
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"Susan Mayer's obsession with Mary Alice almost got me arrested."
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"Now Paul's after her."
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"You know."
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"Thanks."
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"[Chatter]"
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