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Clips from The Simpsons - Brush with Greatness (S02E02)

"-Hello, Mrs. Homer! -Apu, why are you here?"
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"I yearn to tell the story of a young Hindu..."
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"...pushed too far by Quik-E-Mart bandits:"
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"-It's Hands off My Jerky, Turkey. -Clever title."
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"-Thanks. My brother thought of it. -Next up."
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"My mother would like to enroll in Painting from Life 2B."
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"Not so fast there."
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"-Lisa, this was a bad idea. -Mom...."
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"Very good. Fabulous."
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"Even better! You have real talent."
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"You think so? My art teacher hated them."
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"What? The man was a fool!"
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"-I admire the force of his conviction. -I'm in the class?"
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"There couldn't be a class without you. If you'll excuse me, nature calls."
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"Marvelous!"
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"-The Heavy Hands only work if you move. -I can't."
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"Oh, really?"
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"Now, using the Lombardo method..."
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"...you learn to see everyday objects as simple geometrical shapes."
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"Here, we see how two circles, various trapezoids, ellipses..."
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"...and yes, even a rhombus..."
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"...can create an adorable bunny rabbit."
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"It's just that easy!"
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"Lincoln, I've been thinking What have you been drinking?"
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"Is it water? Is it wine? Oh, my gosh, it's turpentine"
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"Bravo! Walk away. Now it belongs to the ages."
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"Not another stroke! Oh, one more."
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"That's it! Perfect!"
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"-Thank you, professor. -You're welcome."
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"They want me to submit a painting from my class..."
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"...to the art exhibition next week."
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"I've decided to choose your Bald Adonis."
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"Really? I wish every teacher was like you."
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"Marge, please. I don't take praise very well!"
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"Oh! Another triumph!"
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"-I can't believe it! -Yeah, Mom!"
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"I'm a work of art! Last Supper, eat your heart out."
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"Garbage!"
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"What matchbook art school did you flunk out of, housepainter?"
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"-Throw this on the dung heap! -I quit."
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"Well, I guess that's artistic temperament."
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"Sir, the dedication of the Burns Wing of the museum..."
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"-...is six days away. -Damnation!"
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"This is as half-baked as your idea about me having children."
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"Find me an artist."
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"You've systematically alienated Springfield's entire art community."
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"-The only one left is Mrs. Simpson. -Who?"
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"She's the wife of an employee. She'll be easily intimidated."
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"Excellent! Once again, the wheel has turned..."
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"-Somebody up there likes me. -Down here too."
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"Shut up!"
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"D'oh!"
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"D'oh!"
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"Two-forty-nine! Yeah!"
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"Marge! Marge, look at me!"
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"-My clothes are hanging off me. -That's wonderful! Right, kids?"
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"I told you to show support."
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"What gives? These donuts are piling up."
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"-Homer Simpson went on a diet. -Oh, my God! And I just bought a boat!"
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"-Don't people answer the door? -Allow me."
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"Open up! Open up!"
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"Mr. Burns! Would you like to come in?"
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"He'd like to commission a portrait."
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"Ring Go?"
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"He was the drummer for the Beatles."
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"I remember their off-key caterwauling on the old Sullivan show."
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"This commission and all of its glory can be yours..."
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"...but you must answer one question."
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"-That won't be a problem. -I'm no matinee idol."
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"Maybe not, but I have the gift of seeing inner beauty."
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"Mrs. Simpson, you may immortalize me."
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"At last, the world will see you as I always have."
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"Yes. Now don't be stingy with the blush, Smithers."
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"-Honey, I'm home! -There's an original sentiment."
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"Take it outside. I'm male-modeling."
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"-I'm painting his portrait. -Isn't that wonderful?"
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"My work and my home life, come together in such a nice way."
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"Marge, may I see you?"
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"He thinks he's handsome. You've gotta make him look handsome!"
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"Don't worry. All I need to do is find Mr. Burns' inner beauty."
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"What were you like as a boy? Did you have a dog that you loved?"
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"-Something's on my leg! Get it off! -Mr. Burns, she's just a baby!"
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"All right, all right. Who took the funny pages?"
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"So Ziggy goes to the repair shop. There's a sign reading "Out of Order.""
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"Oh, my."
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"Excuse me! I'm changing for a meeting!"
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"I'm so sorry, Mr. Burns."
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"-Did he have spots all over his body? -I heard that!"
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"Should I leave too, sir?"
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"Of course not, Smithers. You're like a doctor."
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"Smithers! I want my tea!"
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"Doesn't it bother you that he orders you around?"
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"I squeeze his juice each morning. I tuck him in at night."
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"He's not just my boss. He's my best friend."
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"Thanks for the snapshot. You're a real cute bird. Love, Ringo."
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"PS: Forgive the late reply.""
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"If you'll forgive me, your devotion to your fans is remarkable."
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"They took the time to write me."
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"Even if it takes 20 more years, I'm going to answer every one of them."
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"Hello! What's this?"
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"From Springfield, U.S.A."
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"-Cease that infernal tootling! -I was practicing."
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"It's hard to find your beauty if you're shouting at a little girl."
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"We've only got two days left. Shut up and paint!"
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"Okay, scale. We don't like each other..."
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"...but I've been good so treat me right!"
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"All right!"
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"Marge! I'm two-thirty-nine and feeling fine"
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"I'm using the original notches!"
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"That's wonderful, Homer! I'm--"
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"Let me get this straight."
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"You're pleased with your current appearance?"
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"You're the fattest thing I've ever seen..."
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"...and I've been on safari."
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"If you need me, I'll be in the refrigerator."
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"I've had enough of your posing! I can finish the portrait myself."
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"Another day and I would've needed a Valium."
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"Thank you for your hospitality. See you at the unveiling."
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"What are you doing? Give me that!"
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"He's right. What's the use?"
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