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Clips from South Park - Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery (S03E03)

"Right. Maybe there really are pirate ghosts, and they took her inside!"
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"Let's have everyone who enjoys having obstacles"
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"and everyone whose insecurities sabotage"
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"Okay."
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"Here's their van! Here's their van!"
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"- Let's flip it over! - Yeah!"
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"The best way to do this is all get on one side"
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"This place gives me the creeps."
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"Say, this looks like a clue."
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"Now, why would pirate ghosts need a book on pirates?"
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"She was all, like, crunchy and crispy and stuff."
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"How do we trap a bunch of pirate ghosts?"
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"Oh, no, this is my Christmas present."
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"My glasses have got to be around here somewhere."
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"Hey, you got a cold, Jonathan?"
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"- Fieldy, what are you doing? - Oh, I was talking to you, Jonathan."
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"Unless you're actually a..."
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"- Pirate ghost! - Pirate ghost!"
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"When they hit the super-slippery floor,"
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"where the fish net will fall on them."
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"- Wow, cool! - Hey! Somebody's coming!"
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"Oh, no!"
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"Hold on, guys!"
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"All right, gang!"
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"Korn powers, vitalize!"
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"All right! Great job, gang!"
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"What the hell is that thing?"
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"Yeah, and now let's see who these pirate ghosts really are."
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"Look what Nibblet sees!"
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"Arrest that band!"
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"And all he had to do then was create a ghost ship"
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"Well, this is all fine and good,"
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"But me and the gang learnt a lot, and we hope you did, too."
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"when actually they were just cotton swabs."
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""It's easy to perceive something some way, and then be wrong.""
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"So we all need to learn to be a little less perceptive."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"The gang and I wrote a song about it, and it goes a little something like this."
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"- Sweet! - Sweet!"
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"Do what others say"
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"And the winner of the costume contest is..."
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"Beating me down"
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"for tomorrow night, Halloween!"
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"And don't forget to wear a costume tomorrow,"
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"Say, boys, what do you think of KOSI FM's"
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"Halloween Haunt so far?"
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"I saw two guys kissing in a park,"
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"and that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen"
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"Christmastime means presents for me!"
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"Welcome to the Spooky Laboratory."
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"And here you can feel the brains."
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"Give it up, Kenny, you're not gonna win the costume contest."
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"We scared you! Chickens!"
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"Well, you should be. The pirate ghosts are gonna come get you!"
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"these docks are haunted by pirate ghosts."
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"We should come up with a way to scare them."
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"Halloween is an abomination of God! A celebration of the occult!"
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"Yeah, and how about Korn playing the big concert tomorrow?"
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"Pretty exciting, huh?"
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"Korn is a devil-worshipping group that plays violent music!"
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"we may incur the full wrath of evil!"
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"All right! We'll see you tomorrow for Halloween,"
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"in the meantime, here's a KOSI hit by Barry Manilow."
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"Come on, you guys, think. How can we scare the fifth-graders?"
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"Well, come on. We can think of something better"
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"Are you sure we're going the right way?"
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"I don't know. This map doesn't make any sense."
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"When are we gonna get to the gig? I'm starving!"
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"I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter "T.""
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"- I know! A tree! - You got it!"
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"I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter "R.""
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"That's it!"
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"The letter "P"?"
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"Pirate ghosts!"
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"I'm gonna circle everything I want for Christmas, okay?"
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"Mom? Okay?"
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"I want this..."
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"And this..."
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"And... Let's see..."Comes with...""
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"Eric, it's only Halloween."
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"- Mom! Don't laugh! - I'm sorry, hon."
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"He must have a huge bone in his ass, then."
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"God damn it, Mom!"
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"God, I hate you guys."
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"- Spooky spider? - No, a dead body."
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"You mean we make something that looks like a dead body?"
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"Yeah, fat ass, it has to be real to be scary."
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"Dig up Kyle's dead grandma?"
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"Dude, we're not digging up my grandma! I'll get in trouble!"
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"dig her up, scare the fifth-graders"
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"and then put her back before anyone notices she's gone."
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"- No. Let's dig up somebody else. - Relax, dude, what's the big deal?"
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"This is gonna be fun!"
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"And you and you!"
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"We have to be quiet, or else we're gonna get busted!"
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"This must be it. Cleo Broflovski."
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"That's my grandma."
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"I don't think my mom would want me doing this."
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""'cause I'm such a goodie two-shoes!""
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"You guys be quiet!"
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"- I don't really care, dude. - Yes, you do! Now dig!"
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""Have you been a good boy, Kyle?"
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""Have you been making Grandma proud?""
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"Damn it, Cartman! That's not funny!"
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"- Yes, it is. - I'm sweet."
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"- so we can put her back. - Okay, grab the sled."
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"Okay, let's just hide her here."
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"We could shove a stick up her ass and use her like a puppet."
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"All right, that does it! Cartman! That's my grandma!"
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"You show some goddamned respect!"
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"It wasn't me!"
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"I was really scared there for a second."
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"Hey, where'd Nibblet go?"
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"What are you guys doing out here?"
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"we were run off the road by some super-spooky pirate ghosts."
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"- Do you know where the stage is? - Yeah, dude, it's right over there."
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"- Okay! - Okay!"
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"Oh, hi, we're Korn."
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"I think your music and Halloween is an abomination!"
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"Shouldn't we hide her better than that?"
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