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Clips from South Park - Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery (S03E03)

"at the South Park Docks! Come on down!"
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"We've got a Haunted House, and everyone is decorating"
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"When the band Korn, that's right, Korn, is going to play live."
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"because there's a big first prize!"
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"This one time, like eight months ago,"
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"Hey, you guys! You know what time of year it is?"
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"- Of course, dumbass, it's Halloween. - That's right!"
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"And that means only two more months till Christmas."
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"You better watch out! You better not cry!"
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"They just stick your hand in cold spaghetti"
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"and tell you it's intestines and stuff."
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"Well, I'm going to Spooky Laboratory."
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"Oh, gross!"
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"And here you can feel the warm innards of the body."
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"It feels like cold spaghetti!"
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"You guys, it feels like cold spaghetti!"
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"Your costumes always suck."
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"- The what? - Didn't you know?"
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"There's an old legend in South Park that says"
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"Yeah-huh. They roam these docks with their swords and hook hands,"
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"looking for victims to cut up!"
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"Just wait till tomorrow!"
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"You guys! My hand totally smells like spaghetti now. Smell it!"
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"I'm sick of those fifth-graders scaring us all the time."
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"Yeah, let's see how they like it."
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"Father, what do you think of all the preparations here at the docks?"
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"If we allow that demon band to play on this most unholy of holidays,"
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"It has to be something really scary."
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"That's not scary, fat ass!"
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"than stupid pirate ghosts!"
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"That's because you've got it upside down, chowderhead!"
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"Don't think about it. We'll just keep playing our game. Ready?"
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"The road?"
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"Okay, here's one. I spy with my little eye"
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"What the heck starts with the letter "P"?"
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"Mom! You got the new Duffy's Catalogue."
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"Mom! Mom! You wanna see what I want for Christmas?"
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"That's only 72 shopping days left for you."
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"Come on, fat ass, we have to go."
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"Hey! Don't call me fat!"
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"- I can't go with you guys right now. - Yes, you can, porky."
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"Mom! Seriously!"
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"Oh, that's not funny, boys. Eric isn't fat, he's big-boned."
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"Okay, so we figured out how to scare the fifth-graders."
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"- How? - What's the scariest thing we could get?"
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"Yeah, fat ass, a dead body."
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"We could never make one that looks real enough."
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"To be really scary it would have to be real."
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"So where the hell are we gonna get a dead body?"
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"We're gonna dig up Kyle's dead grandma."
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"Yeah, fat ass, we're gonna dig up..."
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"Dude, she's perfect. She only died like three months ago, right?"
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"- Are you insane? - I think that's a sweet idea."
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"Think about it, if your grandma knew that she could help you,"
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"even in death, she would want to."
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"Outside it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you!"
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"Of course it's cool. She's gonna be all rotted and scary."
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"Okay, it's almost open. Ready, one, two, three!"
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"All right, all right, let's just get this over with,"
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"Silver bells, silver bells It's Christmastime, you guys"
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"in our costumes and use her to scare the fifth-graders!"
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"How exactly are we gonna use her to scare them?"
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"Hey, like, it's just some kids."
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"Hey, you're that band, Korn."
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"And over there is our pal Nibblet."
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"Nibblet loves potato chips!"
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"- Nibblet! - Nibblet!"
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"We were just driving our van, when all of a sudden"
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"Oh, dude, that was just the fifth-graders!"
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"Yeah, they're trying to scare everybody, because they're gaywads."
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"We're supposed to play the Halloween concert tomorrow."
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"Now, we'll all meet back here tomorrow with our costumes,"
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"We're from Mt Peaceful Cemetery. Could we have a word with you?"
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"What is it?"
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"We don't want to upset you, but it happens."
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"Yes, by now he's probably even removed her eyes"
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"Now, we don't want to upset you, but you should know"
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"so he would have to have it soaked in warm water for several hours"
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"- Do? - Oh, we don't do anything."
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"- We're just the watchmen. - Yeah, I guess maybe"
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"Now, he probably would make love to the dead body in a cool, dry place,"
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"Package delivery for Mrs. Cartman."
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"Well, I think I can sign for that!"
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"I got a Christmas present!"
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"It's Halloween day, so come on down to the docks and bring your costumes!"
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"Antonio Banderas Blow-up Doll! You guys didn't get one!"
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"Where's your costume, fat ass?"
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"Hey, Kenny."
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"- Problem, guys. - What's the problem?"
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"- No grandma. - She's not here!"
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"That's just great!"
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"Thanks a lot, Stan. You're gonna get me busted again!"
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"Okay, people, I know we all want to get down to the docks"
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"for the Halloween Haunt, but first we just need to inform you"
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"digging up bodies to have sex with them."
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"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen."
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"is called a necrophiliac."
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"I'm Captain Bly! You landlubbers had better stay away from the docks,"
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"Fire the cannons!"
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"I warned you! I told you this would happen!"
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"Cancelled!"
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"Say, what's the matter? You kids look kind of glum."
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"We dug her up 'cause we wanted to scare the fifth-graders,"
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"Now she's doomed to walk the Earth in limbo."
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"Your missing grandma must be connected somehow"
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"to those creepy pirate ghosts."
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"and became a ghost, but a "ghost pirate" is a ghost"
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"No, David, then they are pirate ghosts,"
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"because they're the ghosts of pirates."
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"You're wrong, because there were no pirates in Colorado."
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"But that makes them pirate ghosts!"
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"- Pirate ghosts! - Guys! Guys! Guys!"
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"- it's solving a groovy mystery. - All right!"
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"Is everybody okay?"
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"I hate to say it, but I think Priest Maxi was right."
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"Well, I say we go find them,"
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"and kick their devil-worshipping butts out of town!"
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"- Yeah! Get rid of 'em! - Let's get them."
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"Lynch mob!"
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"Down with Korn!"
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