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Clips from South Park - Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery (S03E03)

"Kyle, will you stop worrying? God!"
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"Hold on, kids!"
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"- Mrs. Broflovski? - Yes?"
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"Mrs. Broflovski, somebody has defiled your mother's grave."
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"Dug her up? Why?"
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"Well, the most likely reason is"
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"that somebody wanted to have sex with her dead body."
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"- Yup. - What?"
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"Somebody's probably making love to her corpse as we speak."
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"Every vile position, every disrespectful act imaginable."
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"Oh, dear God!"
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"and made love to the empty sockets as well."
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"that your mother's body would be stiff and dry,"
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"before making love to it."
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"- Yes, and now for the difficult part. - Brace yourself."
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"It is highly possible that he has created new orifices"
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"like an over-loved hunk of Swiss cheese."
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"- She probably... - Okay! Okay!"
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"you might want to call the police, or something."
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"A package? Oh, really..."
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"Sign here, and here, and here."
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"Screw it, I'll rewrap it later."
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"Oh, sweet! "Life-sized Blow-Up Antonio Banderas Love Doll!"
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""With realistic genitalia.""
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"Oh, this kicks ass!"
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"What a cool Christmas present my mom got!"
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"Where's Kenny? He said he had the best Halloween costume ever."
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"Guess what I got!"
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"Screw Halloween, I already got my Christmas present!"
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"and then when I open it on Christmas,"
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"I'll act all surprised, like, "Oh, Mother!"
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"Nice costume, Kenny. You think you're gonna win with that?"
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"All right, the fifth-graders are gonna be here soon."
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"- She has to be here. - Well, she's not here."
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"Gentlemen?"
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"A person who steals bodies to have sex with them"
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"of what having sex with a dead body might look like."
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"Yes, we know it's horrible. It's probably best you not look at it."
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"Now we can all go to the docks and enjoy the Halloween Haunt!"
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"No! Don't go to the docks!"
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"or else there'll be hell to pay!"
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"We won't warn ya again! Stay away from our docks!"
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"and play your heathenistic Halloween concerts,"
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"Great rehearsal, gang. That was really groovy!"
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"Let's practice one more time before the show starts!"
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"Guys, I'm sorry, but the Halloween Haunt's been cancelled."
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"You best clear out of here. There's pirate ghosts, and they'll kill you."
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"Wow, is that the Antonio Banderas Life-sized Blow-Up Doll?"
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"Hey, Kenny."
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"- Somebody took my dead grandma. - What?"
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"Oh, I hate to see little clowns cry."
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"Well, that does it! Something funny is going on here."
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"They're not pirate ghosts, Jonathan, they're ghost pirates."
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""Pirate ghost" would suggest that a pirate died"
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"that later made a conscious decision to be a pirate."
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"So these must be ghosts that decided to become pirates after the fact."
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"Fighting isn't going to solve anything!"
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"Don't you see? This is exactly what those ghost pirates want us to do!"
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"Pirate ghosts!"
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"- Then you'll help us? - Sure we'll help you."
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"If there's one thing we like more than playing music,"
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"People stealing bodies to have sex with them,"
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"When did everything go so wrong?"
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"and allowing that band Korn to come play."
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"He's right! Nothing ever went wrong in this town"
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"before that evil Korn band showed up!"
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"So this is where you last saw your dead grandma?"
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"All right, gang, we have to split up and look for clues."
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"- How should we split up? - I know."
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"in their life which they can overcome go this way,"
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"their potential to overcome those obstacles go that way."
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"Okay, people! Let's try to stay orderly!"
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"and push it from the top."
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"- Devil worshippers! - Yeah!"
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"Come on. They've got to be around here somewhere!"
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"Oh, no. I lost my glasses!"
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"Hey, I got an idea. We should set a groovy trap!"
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"Good idea!"
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"We need something that might catch their eye to use as bait."
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"I know! Your Antonio Banderas Love Doll!"
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"If anything happens to it, my mom will know I opened it early."
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"Come on, kid, we all have to do our part. Even Antonio."
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"Boy, I'm glad to see you. I lost my glasses."
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"Yeah, that's sounds like a groovy song, man."
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"Remember that one."
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"If you're over there, then how could you be over here?"
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"When the pirate ghosts walk in,"
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"they should go right for Antonio Banderas."
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"We've got to hide!"
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"All right, Korn! Time for you to get out of town!"
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"Korn is sending their demon minions upon us!"
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"Looks like we're gonna have to use our special Korn powers!"
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"- Munky! - David!"
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"- Jonathan! - Form of Korn!"
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"Nibblet!"
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"You did it, Nibblet! You trapped them!"
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"Oh, I guess they really were pirate ghosts."
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"All right, Korn! You can stop your demonic shenanigans"
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"and come downtown with me!"
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"- What the... - Father Maxi?"
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"- Oh? - No! Arrest him."
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"I think I've got this groovy mystery solved."
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"Well, I must say, I still don't get this at all."
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"It's simple. Priest Maxi didn't want there to be a Halloween,"
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"so he decided to scare everyone away from the docks."
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"Yeah, and then he used this flashlight"
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"and some cotton swabs to create the ghosts."
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"Then all he needed was some sound effects,"
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"created by this cup and a piece of cheese."
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"I would do anything to stop this wretched, unholy holiday!"
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"Including killing people and wreaking havoc all over South Park?"
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"Don't you see that by trying to stop Halloween,"
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"you've scared the hell out of everybody?"
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"No."
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"Okay, buddy, you can explain downtown!"
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"but it doesn't explain what happened to my mother's body."
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"Yeah, where's Grandma?"
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"There she is!"
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"Your Korn powers really came through for us."
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"Yes, we were wrong about you."
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