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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Broadcast Wagstaff School News (S03E03)

"Sorry, but it's true."
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"You're here somewhere, Mad Pooper."
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"- No sign? - Nothing."
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"Kelly Mathis and Jocelyn are wearing the same scrunchie."
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"Hey, we're better than we thought."
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"On the big screen!"
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"Then accident, fun, fun,"
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"another accident, three funs in a row,"
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"- Aw. - Aw."
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"But now it's over."
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"Stupid kids, listen to them. Poop's not funny."
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"Here we go."
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"It's a girl!"
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"No!"
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"The Mad Pooper almost nails me."
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"I'm joined by the girl who saved my hair."
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"I thought it was going to be"
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"Wind, maybe."
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"who, incredibly, is not in trouble."
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"Let's find out why."
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"inadvertent suggestion that Tina Belcher"
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"Our bad."
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"Is it getting hot in here?"
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"Look at my news girl,"
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"Wonder how'd she look with a mustache and a bald spot?"
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"jury duty on Saint Patrick's Day."
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"What's the blazer for?"
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"like Holly Hunter in Broadcast News."
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"No, it's terrible.""
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"Aw."
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"I need to practice being a television journalist."
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"Dad, can I interview you?"
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"Don't look directly into the camera, Dad."
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"I got it."
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"So, tell me, why burgers?"
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"Well, my dad got me started..."
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"Do you see this as a stepping stone"
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"- to a real restaurant? - It... is a real restaurant."
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"Yes, lots of things."
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"like, paella."
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"Paella... tell me how you make that."
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"No, I could make..."
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"Okay, I'm confused, because a minute ago"
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"you were an expert."
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"Dad needs media coaching."
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"I didn't mean to."
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"Bob, get off paella."
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"All right, interview's over."
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"You look amazing, sweetie."
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"And you're gonna look even better on camera."
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"You inherited my strong chin."
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"Where's your strong chin, Mom?"
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"I can't see it."
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"What did I inherit from you, Mom?"
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"You got my zest for life."
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"And I got your birthing hips."
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"Actually, Gene, you take more after your father."
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"No, hips don't lie."
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"Look at this."
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"That's your father when he was your age."
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"He looked just like you."
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"Wait, does that mean when I'm his age,"
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"I'm gonna look just like him?"
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"Hey, you could do worse."
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"I don't see how!"
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"I found this on your pillow!"
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"Ah! Oh, my God!"
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"Quick, come me over! Trump me!"
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"You're not going bald, Gene."
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"Apologize, Louise."
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"Sorry. Sorry. Sorry."
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"It's okay."
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"What's the point of clinging to this,"
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"if I'm doomed to be that?"
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"- Huh. I don't know. - Lin."
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"- Paunch. - Please."
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"Go to school."
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"Remember, kids, this is just the student news, no pressure."
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"presentation and how cool you are."
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"You really want to do this?"
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"Comin' at ya, Mr. Grant!"
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"That game was tighter than a tater in a tailpipe."
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"It was like two babies climbin' on the same boob."
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"Then we lost."
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"Next up, auditioning for field reporters,"
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"Back to you, Andy."
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"Back to you, Ollie."
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"- Back to you, Andy. - Back to you, Ollie."
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"If only you two were Siamese twins."
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"We can do that."
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"Oh, great!"
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"And, next up, for the coveted anchor spot, Tammy."
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"'Cause I was born me and not you."
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"And I'm a blonde now, so I'm better than you."
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"I don't like what you say, but I admire the way you say it."
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"Wow, it's Tammy with the news!"
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"Whoo! ♪ News..."
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"Tam, slam, thank you, ma'am."
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"Oh, hey, Tina, little tip:"
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"You're a super fast talker, so talk really slow."
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"Thanks, Tammy."
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"Whoa!"
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"That's still way too fast."
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"Mr. Grant, I'm here because I have a nose for news."
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"Great. Now about that green jacket..."
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"I'm Tina with..."
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"Tina. - ... with... the..."
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"Paranormal activity!"
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"I am anchor!"
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"I'm staff intern?"
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"But I already had a sign-off."
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"Well, maybe you could change it to"
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""Does anyone need juice?""
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"Does anyone need juice?"
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"Besides go on juice box runs?"
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"You know, hand out the juice,"
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"clean up all the empty juice boxes."
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"Okay. Isn't there any other important"
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"Be the teacher?"
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"Little more off the top."
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