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Clips from Axe Cop - President Cop (S02E02)

"I am now president of the world."
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"Axe Cop, what kind of laws?"
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"President Axe Cop,"
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"That was the day he became Axe Cop!"
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"I wouldn't know."
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"- A pencil that makes me look tiny? - It's a magic pencil."
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"- Ugh! - I came here because I need your help."
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"But that doesn't make any sense."
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"He said a million years of peace on Earth."
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"Finally, I am not bored!"
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"- He is over there. - I know where that is."
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"I think I can pick the lock."
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"- Jr. Cobbb, you're a bad guy? - I had no choice."
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"But I thought you were my new best friend."
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"Oh, I'm not going to kill you, dummy."
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"Go ahead, evil robot Axe Cop,"
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"Grey, did you see this?"
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"all over the world."
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"- It's a hot plate! - Are you insane?!"
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"Because I like my head right where it is,"
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"We've just gotten word"
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"that President Axe Cop has joined the celebration."
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"Many, many, many bad guys are coming to kill us."
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"pull out their favorite knife,"
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"Axe Cop would never tell people to stab themselves."
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"He'd chop their heads off himself. Unless..."
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"That's not Axe Cop!"
Axe Cop
"W-Wait a minute. What's that?"
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"Oh, it's for me from Axe Cop."
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"- I made Jr. Cobbb give me $5. - Aww."
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"And then I spent the next one million years"
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"I named it... _"
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"I relocated every single person to Earth 2."
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"of everyone on Earth."
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"when they get stabbed."
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"9, 8, 7..."
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"2..."
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"Stab."
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"We did it, bros, the Evil Scientist and Earth 1 are dead."
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"And a million years of peace is over. So I'll never be bored again."
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"So... I was a bomb copy the whole time?"
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"Oh, I get it now."
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"♪ We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain ♪"
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"♪ a love no one could deny ♪"
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"♪ I came in like a wrecking ball ♪"
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"Axe Cop has been elected president of the world."
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"Anyone that steals money Now gets the"
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"amount they stole dropped on them in change."
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"No, last night, I prayed to god."
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"And he told me there will be 1 million years"
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"how do you feel knowing you'll probably never have to"
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"_"
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"So he had tryouts and hired a partner."
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"I will chop your heads off!"
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"Oh! There's nothing to do."
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"I guess there is a downside to a million years of peace."
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"There is no one left to fight."
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"Wrong! I can fight animals at the fighting ZOO."
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"The fighting ZOO is a ZOO where they let you"
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"fight the animals. The animals are all very good fighters."
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"Crying? Fighting elephants don't cry."
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"Oh no. This is not a fighting ZOO."
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"It's the normal ZOO."
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"I am going to the oval office and never coming out ever again!"
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"_"
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"I'm really worried about President Axe Cop."
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"He hasn't left his room in months."
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"- you look ravishing. - How's the president?"
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"He doesn't talk to his wife anymore!"
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"I only married you to escape boredom!"
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"Now I'm just bored in a different way."
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"Fine, I'm going back to my own time and turning back into a man."
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"She's just going to the mall."
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"- She does this all the time. - Oh, good, you're gonna sweep."
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"No, just taking it for another spin."
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"I think President Axe Cop has finally lost it."
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"Uh, Mr. President, we need you in the gold garden."
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"- I can't hear you. I'm flying. - Aw, come on, buddy."
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"There are some important world leaders down there."
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"And they have presents for you."
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"I have traveled all the way from the beach to..."
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"Where is my present?"
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"Anything you draw with it comes to life."
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"I will draw a giant bad guy"
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"and then kill it before it kills Flute Cop."
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"Ha!"
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"I'll chop your..."
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"- Aw! Drawing is hard. - President Axe Cop,"
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"Jr. Cobbb here from the planet of talking gorillas."
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"A brilliant Evil Scientist has kidnapped my true love."
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"I need you to go to talking gorilla planet with me"
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"Not on talking gorilla planet. Uh!"
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"Now punch the ground super hard. It'll launch us into space."
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"Do not touch my presents. I'll know if you do."
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"Ho-ho-ho-ho!"
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"- Brilliant Evil Scientist. - Axe Cop."
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"I'll chop your head off! Ha'!"
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"- Jr. Cobbb, my axe! - I did what you asked, Evil Scientist."
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"I brought you Axe Cop."
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"You thought that because you're dumb,"
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"just like everyone on Earth. You're dumb!"
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"And my brain is so smart that everyone's stupidity"
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"But now that I've brilliantly tricked you here,"
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"with a robot, and send it to Earth, where it will kill everyone!"
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"One problem. You can't kill me."
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"- Axe Cop is going to kill you. - Not if I kill me first!"
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"chop off real Axe Cop's stupid head."
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"There, he is dead. Now let Maurice go."
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"Don't be stupid. I killed Maurice."
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"_"
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"A million years of peace ends today. Huh, time flies, huh?"
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"Apparently, they're having a big countdown party"
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"What are you doing?!"
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"Look at what the Rainbow Princess gave Axe Cop."
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"Did you open all of President Axe Cop's presents?!"
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"No. Now I did."
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"Ooh la la. This one's from France."
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"Are you trying to get our heads chopped off?!"
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"slap dab between my shoulders."
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"- President Axe Cop! - You opened my presents."
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