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Clips from Axe Cop - President Cop (S02E02)

"Oh, sorry, sorry. We'll rewrap them. I swear."
Axe Cop
"Thank you. Now I must go give a big speech"
Axe Cop
"See you there, fat guy and jewel hat."
Axe Cop
"Huh, I could have sworn he knew our names."
Axe Cop
"Let's go live to hear what the best president ever has to say."
Axe Cop
"Earth, I am Axe Cop, president of the world."
Axe Cop
"World peace is about to end."
Axe Cop
"- You are doomed. - Axe Cop, is your speech over yet?"
Axe Cop
"Everyone has to open their kitchen drawers,"
Axe Cop
"Dude, this is Axe Cop, okay? He's never steered us wrong before."
Axe Cop
"I say we stab ourselves in the chest."
Axe Cop
"They're all going to stab themselves because they're all so stupid!"
Axe Cop
"54, 53, 52..."
Axe Cop
"- Not so fast, dummy! - Brilliant Evil Scientist?!"
Axe Cop
"You're too late, Flute Cop. The real Axe Cop is already dead."
Axe Cop
"And soon, thanks to my robot Axe Cop,"
Axe Cop
"All the other idiots on Earth will be dead too."
Axe Cop
"- What? Did I lean on something? - There's a note pinned to your back."
Axe Cop
"when my head gets chopped off, it just climbs back on."
Axe Cop
"I brought Jr. Cobbb back to life using a health potion."
Axe Cop
"After that, I used my magic pencil to draw a second Earth in space."
Axe Cop
"Then I drew a factory that made bomb copies"
Axe Cop
"They look like people, but are set to detonate"
Axe Cop
"Looks like you're about to explode. Signed, Axe Cop."
Axe Cop
"Ah, bomb people. Axe Cop, that is brilliant."
Axe Cop
"Oh, you're kidding me. Flute twirl!"
Axe Cop
"Um, Axe Cop? Why did you leave me on Earth"
Axe Cop
"- with all those dumb bomb copies? - Hey, what am I doing here?"
Axe Cop
"- Yes. - But why do I have feelings, memories?"
Axe Cop
"Because I'm really good at drawing."
Axe Cop
"Well, I guess I'll go see what that sunset's all about."
Axe Cop
"♪ we jumped never asking why ♪"
Axe Cop
"One day, at the scene of the fire,"
Axe Cop
"the cop found the perfect axe."
Axe Cop
"_"
Axe Cop
"_"
Axe Cop
"Mr. President, may I present the great wizard Artist Rabbit?"
Axe Cop
"- Present, gimme. - I don't have one."
Axe Cop
"All right! Another hot plate!"
Axe Cop
"for the end-of-peace countdown party."
Axe Cop
"And I won't be able to chop off all their heads."
Axe Cop
"and stab themselves in the chest."
Axe Cop
"I don't know. Something doesn't feel right about this."
Axe Cop
"Dear Evil Scientist,"
Axe Cop
"It is one of my favorite things about myself."
Axe Cop
"He told me your evil plan. I told him you already told me."
Axe Cop
"teaching myself how to draw."
Axe Cop
"Then I wrote this note and pinned it onto Flute Cop."
Axe Cop
"of peace on Earth."
Axe Cop
"causes me tremendous... brain pain!"
Axe Cop
"♪ Well, I can't wait to... ♪"
Axe Cop
"Oh! Madam first lady Abraham Lincoln,"
Axe Cop
"Jr. Cobbb, where is the brilliant Evil Scientist?"
Axe Cop
"And now... I have to kill you."
Axe Cop
"Ha!"
Axe Cop
"Ow!"
Axe Cop
"Breaking news."
Axe Cop
"God said there would be a million years of peace."
Axe Cop
"- chop a bad guy's head off again? - Bored."
Axe Cop
"Presents?"
Axe Cop
"and kill the brilliant Evil Scientist."
Axe Cop
"- Which is? - Kill you, replace you"
Axe Cop
"3..."
Axe Cop
"♪ I never hit so hard in love ♪"
Axe Cop
"And as such, I will make up some new laws."
Axe Cop
"The brilliant Evil Scientist has my true love."
Axe Cop
"I got a better idea. Check this out."
Axe Cop
"1!"
Axe Cop
"As punishment for helping a bad guy,"
Axe Cop
"♪ we kissed, I fell under your spell ♪"
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop, is your speech over yet?"
Axe Cop
"Hot chocolate, a fancy hat, laughing children."
Axe Cop
"H'ya!"
Axe Cop
"And then I will know sweet brain peace."
Axe Cop
"I can execute my genius plan."
Axe Cop
"No. There is only one thing we can do."
Axe Cop
"Yes! Yes! They're doing it!"
Axe Cop
"I love you!"
Axe Cop