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Clips from South Park - Wing (S09E09)

"Why should I give them ten percent?""
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"Right?"
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"...Yeah?"
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"Excuse me just a second, Token."
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"Oh yes, hello!"
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"How are you, Abraham Lincoln?"
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"Yeahh, yeah, no, I'm happy you called, Abraham Lincoln. I'm just sort of in the middle of something right now."
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"I'll I'll call you back, Abe."
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"...well Token doesn't know that."
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"Yes he does!"
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"How?!"
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"Token actually pays attention in school! Unlike you, fatass!"
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"Jew!"
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"You guys, we're gonna lose our client."
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"Ah, now, where were we?"
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"Look, Token, here's the bottom line."
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"You're gonna start having a lot of offers comin' at you from all directions."
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"A media storm is about to hit you and you can't handle it on your own. Nobody can."
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"Eminem, Justin Timberlake, Hootie... They all have agents."
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"This thing in Denver is is just the crust, Token."
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"Well, I guess that makes sense."
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"All right."
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"Uh if... we could just get you to sign right here?"
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"Welcome to the team, Token."
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"Ah Kenny, Token just signed with us!"
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"You just do all the singing, all the performing all the entertaining,and leave the rest to us."
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"The Miss Colorado Pageant"
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"And there are your finalists, the sixteen most beautiful women in Colorado."
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"Here to sing for our sixteen lucky finalists, the winner of the Colorado Child Star Contest,"
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"You'll never find..."
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"As long as you live..."
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"Tender like I do..."
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"Wow, he's really great."
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"We should get him to sing at Tommy's bar mitzvah"
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"Just between us girls, nothin' gets my vadge wetter than a black man singing."
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"Mr. Garrison, for the love of God."
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"You were awesome, Token!"
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"We knew you could do it!"
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"Two hundred dollars, Token, that's great!"
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"Twenty dollars."
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"Here you go."
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"Hey there my man, that was a great performance."
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"Don Heisman, Creative Arts Agency in Los Angeles."
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"I think you've got real promise. How'd you like to sign with CAA?"
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"Uh excuse me, Token already has representation."
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"You may have heard of Super Awesome Talent Agency."
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"Mm, no"
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"Uh, look, Token, there's some shows in LA we wanna book you on right away."
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"If you come out to my limo we can talk everything through."
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"Oh my God! Okay!"
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"Token, you signed with us!"
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"What?! Uh they're not so great! They probably don't have a fountain in their lobby!"
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"Actually, our fountain is two stories tall."
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"Come on, Token, we have a lot to talk about."
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"Sorry kids, nature of the business, you know?"
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"Do you like steak, Token? I know a great place for you locally."
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"...Goddamnit!"
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"I'm gonna be a homeless drug addict from now on!"
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"Hello, is this the Talent Agency."
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"I see this sign on the street for a talent agency? I need a representation."
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"Hey, wowee, nice fountain."
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"No, not me, my wife."
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"She over here uh irregarry. The Chinese Mafia help me out."
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"And what does she do?"
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"Ah, she sing. She very popular in China."
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"Hey, you just sit and listen. You'll be very impressed."
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"Uh, we're sorry dude, but getting her career off the ground would take too much work for us."
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"Aww, that's too bad."
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"She just got accepted to be on American Idol in Ros Angeres, but I can't take her 'cause I have to mind the restaurant."
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"You've ...already done all the work?"
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"Yes. They say it pays a thousand dowrar."
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"Sir, we would love to sign your wife."
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"Yeah!"
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"Rearry?"
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"We'll go to LA with your wife."
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"and leave the rest to us."
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"Shitty Wok, take your order prease."
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"Uh hi, it's Wing's agents."
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"Everything's fine, yeah, but we're supposed to arrive in Los Angeles in about four hours."
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"Listen, does your wife ever eat? Or anything?"
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"Oh, don't worry about her. She a very dericate little flower."
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"See, she don't need to eat much."
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"Uh sure, here she is."
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"Okay, finarry everything rookin' up for me and my family."
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"Welcome to Shitty Wok, take your order prease?"
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"Aw crap, Chinese Mafia!"
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"Mr. Ru Kim, it appears we have a problem."
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"Oh, a problem? Rearry?"
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"You were to pay us ten thousand dollars for that service."
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"Yet, we have yet to be paid."
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"We... we working on it!"
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"She, she got tarent agent! She's about to make a whole lotta money!"
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"It's too late for that, Mr. Kim."
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"Your wife is now our property."
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"Prease, just give me a little more time!"
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"She... she in Arabama."
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"You're lying. Turn him around!"
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"You don't wanna tell us where she is?"
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"All right."
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"Ching ga wai pan!"
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"My shitty chicken!"
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"Nooo, the shitty beef!"
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"No! No wait! Prease! Stop! Prease! Not the shitty shrimp."
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"Tell us where to find her, Ru Kim! You have no choice."
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"She... she go to Ros Angeres with her agents!"
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"She gonna be American Idol."
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"There it is! American Idol constestants!"
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"Excuse us!"
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"Hey kid, what do you think you're doing?"
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"Ah our client has an audition to this show."
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"Yeah. So do we!"
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"- Oh crap! - Dude, how long is the wait?"
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"It's been about 17 days for me."
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"Oh no, nonono, come on!"
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"Wait in line with everyone else."
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"No, I don't think you understand. We're here with Wing. That's right, the Wing."
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"Ma'am, we are a very important talent agency."
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"If your producers knew you were forcing people of our stature to the back of the line, well-"
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"Oh, excuse me, everyone. That's my cell phone."
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"Hello?"
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