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Clips from South Park - Wing (S09E09)

"Oh yes, hi, Colonel Sanders!"
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"Yes, I'm doing great, but you know, heh, someone at American Idol doesn't know who Wing is."
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"Aw, just forget it!"
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"Eh eh, you're right, Colonel Sanders! You shouldn't give her any more chicken."
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"Goddamnit! Goddamnit!"
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"Stupid assholes!"
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"What do you mean your client isn't coming?! We're taping the show tomorrow!"
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"Where am I goin' to find another contestant?"
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"Fine! Go screw yourself!"
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"Ahh-d, excuse me, sir, did I hear you say you needed somebody for your show?"
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"We have someone who's ready to go on TV right away!"
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"Really?"
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"Is there a cash prize involved in your show as well?"
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"Well yeah, winner gets a 1 000 dollars."
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"All right, our client will do it!"
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"Great! You kids just saved my ass!"
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"See you over at Stage 6."
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"Hey, is your show as good as America Idol?"
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"Naw, this is better. It's called The Contender."
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"Tonight, two people will compete for glory."
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"One will stay, one will go home,"
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"- Hello. - The Contender!"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Contender!"
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"Fighting out of the red corner, wearing blue and white trunks, the Destructor from Del Fuego, Mexico,"
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"Manuelo Furrrrnanda!"
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"Le's go! Le's see a good fight!"
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"And fighting out of the blue corner, wearing a gorgeous floral-pattern silk dress, Wing!"
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"- Come on, Wing! - Let's do it Wing!"
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"Brint it on Wing!"
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"Oh my God, dude!"
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"She's got a hell of a chin on her, I'll give her that."
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"Anyone?"
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"Help four boys and a Chinese woman get back to Colorado?"
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"Your gift of hope is a great deduction."
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"Hey kid!"
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"Mr. Stallone says he's sorry it couldn't go better for you back there."
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"- Oh, thanks. - Yo kid."
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"You know, the way she vocalizes the melody,"
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"it brings tears to his eyes."
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"Thanks, Mr. Stallone. We're just sorry she wasn't a better boxer."
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"Uh, Mr. Stallone wants Wing to sing at his son's wedding."
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"You do??"
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"He'll pay her four thousand dollars."
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"4.000$ ?!"
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"Be at this address tomorrow 2 p.m. sharp."
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"And don't be late."
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"We won't!"
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"You guys, you guys!"
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"What?"
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"Sylverster Stallone wants Wing to sing at his son's wedding tomorrow!"
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"Get out!"
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"That's four hundred for us! We did it!"
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"- Who Let the Dogs Out?! - Who Let the Dogs Out?!"
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"Who? Who? Who who? Whoa whoa, wait, wait. .."
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"where's Wing?"
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"Naw, sh-she was with you!"
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"...Oh Jesus Christ."
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"If that big CAA talent agency finds out she has work, they're gonna try to steal her away from us again."
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"Wing? Wing??"
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"You thought you could run from us, did you?"
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"Oh no!"
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"Hey! That's our client!"
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"They did it to us again!"
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"That dirty talent agency stole our client again!"
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"Not this time! They dropped their card."
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"Now we know where CAA Talent Agency is!"
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"We're gonna march in there, and get our client back."
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"You see, Mrs. Kim, when you made a deal with us, you signed your life away."
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"Yes, we help Chinese citizens sneak into the U.S.,"
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"It's an age-old business, and nobody has the guts to stop us."
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"249A - all right, this is the place."
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"Damn, CAA is pretty impressive."
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"It's just four little boys."
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"Yeah, whatever. You can suck our balls."
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"Hello? We want to talk to somebody right now!"
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"Oh my God, you guys. Look!"
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"You assholes stole our client!"
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"How about some Goddamn business ethics?!"
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"You tell 'em, Kyle!"
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"You think you own the entertainment business, but you don't!"
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"Give us back Wing, RIGHT NOW!"
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"Jesus, they really want Wing as their client!"
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"Go! Go!"
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"Dude, maybe we should give up!"
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"No! Screw that, dude!"
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"If we keep letting CAA take all our clients, we're never gonna make it as talent agents!"
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"Yeah, if these talent agents wanna play rough, we can play rough too!"
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"Do you wanna play rough?! Okay!"
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"Take this!"
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"We've gotta split up and find Wing!"
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"You and Kenny go that way!"
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"Wing?"
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"Stupid talent agents!"
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"All right, Kenny, let's go!"
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"I have a lot of respect for you boys finding your way in here."
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"Don't give us that crap! She's no good to you dead and you know it!"
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"Yeah, you wouldn't kill her, 'cause then she can't pay you money!"
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"We know because we're in the same business you are!"
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"This woman has a contract with us! We own her!"
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"She had a contract with us first! We own her!"
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"Her life belongs to us!"
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"Guys! Guys! Guys!"
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"Jesus..."
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"we're, we're talking about a person. I mean, look at what we've all become."
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"All this violence and anger and, and for what?"
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"Wing doesn't belong to us or to you."
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"We're all just caught up in a business that treats people like commodities."
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"Perhaps... you're right."
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"We spend all this time... mooching off the hopes and dreams of others,"
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"forgetting that they are human beings."
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"Yeah. It's not a very satisfying feeling."
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"It is a very dirty and perverse business."
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"It's a lousy business. I quit."
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"Aw aw guys, come on!"
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"It's time for us to find another way to make money."
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"From now on, all contracts we have on people are null and void."
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"All right!"
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"Mr. Stallone thanks all of you for coming to his son's wedding."
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"And now as a special treat,"
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"it is his pleasure to give you the music of... Wing!"
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