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Clips from South Park - Wing (S09E09)

"Your classmate, Token, has just returned from winning the Colorado Child Star Contest with his incredible singing!"
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"but I hope that you children take a moment today to congratulate Token for being so special."
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"Token is going right to the top, right. I mean, he's gonna be a huge star."
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"All top agencies have fountains in their lobbies."
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"All right."
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"have Kenny hide in another room, and call the phone on my desk."
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"Why?"
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"Because I'll answer and pretend I'm talking to somebody super famous and important."
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"Well then tell him we're just not interested."
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"Oh hey, Token!"
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"Hey, you know, I heard you were doing some thing down in Denver tomorrow night."
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"Yeah I don't know if I ever told you this before, but I'm actually an agent over at the Super Awesome Talent Agency."
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"This will only take a second."
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"Guys, you remember Token. He's thinking about becoming a client."
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"Token. Right, yeah, you're makin' a smart move, man."
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"Now, Token, I I know what you're saying to yourself:"
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"Token, the truth is that without representation, you're in danger of being taken advantage of."
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"Super Awesome Talent Agency."
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"Can I talk to you?!"
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"I'm making it look like important people call us."
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"Abraham Lincoln has been dead for two hundred years!"
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"Yes, yes, I think that's a good idea, guys. Let's give Michael Jordan a call about that."
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"We were at why I should give you ten percent."
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"You need somebody to manage it all for you."
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"With our support, you can have the whole pie."
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"From now on, we are an entertainment team, Token."
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"Token Black."
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"We represent Token. Give us a call, we'll work out a deal."
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"Whoa, I'm not braggin' on myself, baby But I'm the one who loves you"
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"And ten percent of two hundred is..."
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"- All right! - Sweet!"
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"This is just the beginning. I bet we start to see all kinds of offers comin' in for Token now."
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"Oh, come on, guys. You have to see what a huge opportunity this is for me."
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"Mister, you can't do this to us!"
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"So unfair... so unfair."
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"All that time and effort we spent helping Token and this is the thanks we get?!"
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"This just goes to show that hard work doesn't pay off!"
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"You were looking for a talent agent?"
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"This is Wing. She just come over from China."
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"Well? What you think?"
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"All she has to do is go on the show, do all the performing, make all the money,"
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"Hi, Mr. Lu Kim?"
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"Uhh, all right. We'll call you after she goes on TV."
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"Okay, bye. Oh oh wait! Can I talk to my wife, please?"
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"We smuggled your wife into the United States for you."
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"We taking her to Los Angeles, where she will work in massage parlor.until she works off the debt."
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"No, she... she not here!"
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"Where is she?!"
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"Jesus, we made it just in time!"
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"Excuse me, ma'am."
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"We can't wait in line! We have to be in school on Monday!"
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"What's "The Contender"?"
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"in the new hit show by Sylvester Stallone."
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"Mr. Stallone thinks your singer has a lot of talent."
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"He really likes her voice."
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"He's gonna pay her four thousand dollars!"
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"What do you mean? We thought she was with you."
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"- WING! - Here, Wing!"
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"but when they get here, they become our slaves."
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"Of course it's impressive! They steal everyone else's clients!"
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"They do have an amazing fountain."
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"Kenny?"
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"Don't worry, Kenny. You didn't die for nothing."
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"We're gonna get Wing back as our client and... and make a ton of money! I swear it to you!"
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"They killed Kenny!"
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"You bastards!"
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"Enough!"
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"But you come any closer and I'll blow her brains out."
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"Her life belongs to us!"
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"Don't you see what we're doing?"
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"we're not talking about an object here,"
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"For control over somebody's life who... w-we're all just trying to leech off of."
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"Yeah."
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"I am tired of this business."
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"We quit too."
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"What, what are you doin' here?"
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"Aw man, that's too bad, Token."
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"Children, children, we have a very special announcement."
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"Well let's give him a hand!"
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"Token sings?"
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"Of course he sings. He's black."
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"Token is going to sing in front of a huge audience at the Miss Colorado Pageant in Denver."
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"And for doing it he's gonna be paid 200 dollars."
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"Two hundred dollars."
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"Now of course, as a woman, I'm a bit against those chauvinistic pageants,"
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"Wow, two hundred dollars."
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"Can you imagine?"
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"How come we never get opportunities like that?"
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"That's right. We're not talented."
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"See, we're not the artistic side, we're the thinking side."
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"Yeah. We're too smart to be talented."
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"Wait, you guys! I just had an amazing idea."
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"- Probably. - So, why shouldn't we get some of that money?"
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"We can be Token's agents. That way, we get ten percent of whatever he makes!"
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"Hey yeah! We deserve that money just as much as he does."
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"We just need a really kickass office and some nice suits."
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"A and a fountain in our lobby."
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"We gotta make Token think he needs us, when actually he doesn't need us at all."
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"*Super Awesome Talent Agency* Are You Talented and Need Representation?"
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"STOP BY OUR OFFICES AT: 345 ave de las Mexicano"
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"He's looking at the sign."
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"Perfect!"
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"All right, you guys get back to the office, I'll bring Token there."
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"Wait a minute!"
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"You guys, this is very important: when I bring Token back to the office,"
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"When Token sees that, maybe he'll think we're legit."
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"It's genius."
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"Okay, go go, here he comes."
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"Buddy, my man, what is up?!"
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"Nothin."
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"Yeah."
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"You may have seen our ads around town."
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"Anyway, why don't you come down to the office, Token? Maybe I can convince the company to represent you."
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"I'm supposed to be home by 3:30."
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"Welcome to our offices, Token."
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"As you can see, we are quite a successful company."
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"Did you notice the fountain?"
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"Pretty nice, hm?"
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"Come on over this way, Token."
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"You're saying, "Hey, why do I need an agency?"
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