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Clips from Friends - The One with Phoebe's Cookies (S07E07)

"- Your own boat? - He was trying to cheer me up."
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"Uh, my dad wants to know if you want to play racquetball."
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"No, I thought it would be more fun this way."
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"Or you could sit on the porch..."
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"...and make sure no one steals the trashcans."
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"He does that every week too."
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"Just so you know, you have to let him win. He hates to lose."
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"Does anybody know me?"
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"[PHOEBE GASPS]"
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"What's wrong, Phoebe?"
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"No! Why didn't you make a copy and keep it in a fireproof box..."
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"...and keep it at least 100 yards away from the original?"
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"Because I'm normal."
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"That was the one legacy my grandmother left me."
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"We have to get you an engagement present?"
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"Don't worry about it."
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"Okay, here. I don't have the recipe, but here."
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"I wish you health and happiness."
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"An old cookie?"
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"See, this is what happens when you don't register for gifts."
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"I made a batch and I froze it. And this is the only one left."
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"- We can't accept this. - Why not?"
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"- Really? - Yeah, I think I can."
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"Oh, yay!"
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"Okay, Ross, we owe you a present."
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"Look at this clown."
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"Because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river."
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"Who names their boat Coast Guard, anyway?"
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"The coast is all the way over there."
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"Joey, just ignore the boats."
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"I'm gonna go over the basic points one more time."
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"Come on, Rach. Not again. I got it, okay? Let's start sailing!"
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"I want to go over there where that boatload of girls is. Yeah, oh!"
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"You want to give a shout out to the old hot chicas?"
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"Okay, let's do that, Sailor Joe."
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"- Uh, boat rope? - Wrong."
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"Rub it?"
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"...you will die at sea. Am I getting through to you, sailor?"
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"This isn't a game. You could get hurt out here!"
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"I want to make a ship-to-shore call to Chandler."
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"- All right, I definitely taste nutmeg. - You do?"
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"You don't? Heh. Well, that's the difference..."
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"...between a professional and a layman."
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"That and arrogance."
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"Hey."
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"Hey. How was sailing?"
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"[PHOEBE & MONICA YELLING]"
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"Now the only thing left of my grandmother's legacy is..."
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"...this crumb."
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"- Hey. - How was it?"
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"It was going great. I let him win, we were bonding..."
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"...he even said I could call him Dad."
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""Daddy.""
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"...and it's really steamy."
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"- Oh, my God, Chandler! I can't believe it. - I know."
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"Because otherwise they'd have to call it the "room" room."
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"Come on, it's not that big a deal."
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"Not that big a deal? There..."
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"There was touching of things."
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"...but did you have to bond to that part?"
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"I don't want him to tell this story for years."
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"He still tells the story about how Monica tried to escape from fat camp."
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"I wasn't escaping."
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"Then how'd you get caught in the barbed wire?"
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"I was trying to help out a squirrel."
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"You were trying to eat it."
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"If that is your father calling to tell this story..."
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"...then the marriage is off!"
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"Come on. Hello."
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"Okay, I'll call you later, Dad. I love you."
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"I don't know. You know, they didn't get us anything."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Well, hello."
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"Wha...? I was just trying to teach you."
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"Well, lesson learned. Rachel is mean."
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"Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep."
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"I remember when she took me out on her dad's boat."
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"She wouldn't let me help out at all."
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"Excuse me, I wanted you to help. But you couldn't move your arms..."
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"...because you were wearing three life jackets."
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"Look, Joey, I'm sorry if you thought that was mean."
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"But I tell you something, that was not mean."
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"My father is mean. He used to yell at me all the time on the boat."
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"It was horrible. I was being a really good teacher."
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"Does a good teacher say, "Put down the beer, pinhead!""
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"Six and a half."
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"You knocked that last one out of my hand."
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"I didn't want you to get hit by the boom."
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"- You won't boss me around? - I won't boss you around."
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"You want me to learn?"
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"Okay, here's batch 22."
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"This has a bit of orange peel, but no nutmeg."
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"- Mm. Let's give it a shot. MONICA: Ugh."
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"I have not made so many cookies since 9th grade."
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"- Yeah, but not as good as batch 17. - Mm-mm."
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"The ones we had after you almost threw up."
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"I'm okay."
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"Are there any more from the good batch? We could work off those."
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"Well, yeah, I think there's one from batch 17 left. Uh..."
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"I just need you to step to the portside."
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"It's left, sweetie, but that's okay. That's a tough one."
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"Ahem, the left."
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"Oh, no, no. Very quiet. Said with love, no yelling."
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"Since I'm here, I'm gonna have a beer on the portside."
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"See what I did there? Ha, ha."
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"Whoa, you just said a bunch of stuff I don't know."
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"Joey, come on! We just went over this."
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"- Did you see it? It was gross. - No! I did not see the bird."
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"I did not see the fish! I did not see the piece of Styrofoam shaped like Mike Tyson!"
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"I did not, because I was trying to teach you how to sail a boat."
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"Which obviously is an impossible thing to do."
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"I quit!"
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"- What do you mean? You can't quit. - Why not?"
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"Greens?"
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"I'm a Tribbiani. Tribbianis quit."
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"I've been trying so hard not to be my mother, I did not see this coming."
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"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I just wanted you to learn."
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"I did learn."
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"...to know that we're trying to figure out her recipe."
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"I bet she's looking up at us and smiling right now."
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