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Clips from 30 Rock - MILF Island (S02E02)

"Okay, fine! You got me. I did it."
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"But I am not taking the fall for this one."
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"I have taken too many bullets for my idiot staff in the past."
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"No idea. Where I'm from, we don't notice the heat."
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"That's interesting."
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"I deserve one free pass."
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"But that's not the right thing to do."
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"Yes, yes, Kenneth, but Jack and I are friends."
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"But you're not supposed to lie."
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"Oh! You apple-faced goon!"
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"Fine, I will tell him."
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"Okay, okay."
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"Okay."
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"Call anybody in the building."
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"Hey."
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"Yeah, how are you doing?"
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"Lemon, can I share something with you"
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"I would rather you didn't."
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"When I was a child, I had a terrible stutter,"
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"and I was so embarrassed by it that I rarely spoke in class."
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"You were a stutterer? Couldn't get a word out."
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"Needless to say, I was the object of some ridicule."
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"Because of my reticence, they assumed I was stupid."
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"And the Massachusetts public school system"
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"designated me a Class-A Moron."
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"Oh, no."
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"The stutter got so bad, I was taken out of my grade"
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"He'd fallen through the ice as a child"
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"I'm sure whoever said that thing in the Post had no idea..."
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"Of course, I overcame the stutter in three languages,"
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"onto Princeton, Harvard, and the top of the business world."
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"I thought I'd blocked this out,"
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"I feel like I'm back in that boiler room,"
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"I'm sorry. Did you want something?"
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"I just wanted to tell you..."
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"Thank you."
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"Those are Jack's."
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"Come on, guys, whoever did it,"
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"Why are you looking at me and Lutz?"
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"I wasn't."
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"What the frak?! I thought we had a dirtbag alliance!"
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"Well, I think pointing fingers at people makes you seem guilty."
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"Thanks, Judas! I thought we had a deal."
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"Who cares if you went to Harvard?!"
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"I would have to say The physical challenges."
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"I mean, you're tired, hungry, want to go home,"
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"Debra..."
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"and it will be revealed..."
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"...after three more breaks."
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"Jonathan, turn up the heat a little more and send in Kenneth."
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"Kenneth? We're gonna get to the bottom of this."
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"Kenneth..."
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"Well, sir, I'm sure that whoever did this regrets her..."
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"Kenneth, I need an answer."
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"The stress of this is making me awful sleepy."
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"There's a call on 2 I think you're gonna want to take."
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"Mr. Geiss, I..."
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"Oh, hello, Vice President Cheney."
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"Uh, yes, I hope Deborah wins, as well."
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"Get out of here."
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"I can't believe you didn't tell him!"
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"You listen to me, Li'I Abner."
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"Keep your fried-bologna hole shut."
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"I am not going down for this!"
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"I'll tell him you did it."
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"I'm important around here."
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"I thought we were friends. Deborah..."
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"I didn't come here to make friends."
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"I came here to be number one."
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"Oh."
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"This is a "Cathy" cartoon."
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"Yeah, that cartoon copied"
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"Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! Aack!"
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"If you decide to sue them, I know a good lawyer."
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"Took me to the cleaners last year."
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"The truth will come out..."
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"Like my cousin Stephen after he went to music college,"
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"Shut up."
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"Brought to you by SO YJO Y, fortified with optimism."
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"and we'll all sleep on it?"
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"What?"
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"The kids at school... They called me names."
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"Mrs. Stutterworth, Stutterfingers,"
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"Stuttermilk Pancakes."
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"You know, I wore corrective shoes as a kid."
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"Really?"
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"So, all through grade school,"
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"My point is, I survived."
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"Thank you, Lemon."
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"Look."
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"Deborah has the bearing of a queen."
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"I hate all of you!"
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"We must divorce ourselves from our prejudices"
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"and appeal to our higher reasoning."
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"This is the Speaking Banana."
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"Josh, my friend..."
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"you are first."
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"Look, I would never do this, because I'm loyal to the show."
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"Hey! Keep it down!"
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"Why are you still here?"
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"I love it up here. It's hot, it's loud, there's no pizza."
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"You say you're sorry right now!"
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"I'm going to put an end to it."
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"Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup..."
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"Mr. Donaghy, it was me."
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"I said those bad things about you in the newspaper, sir."
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"Kenneth, you?"
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"I couldn't lie anymore, sir..."
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"And you don't look good in jeans from behind."
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"Yes, sir, that was it."
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"and then you didn't even offer me one."
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"I grumbled about you to anyone who would listen."
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"You may have compromised my chances of running this company."
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"You disgust me."
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"Well, that's over."
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"she got a pretty bad staph infection,"
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"Oh."
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"Duh-duh duh-duh-duh duh duh duh?"
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"I never heard him sound so happy."
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"in the most profitable demographics..."
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