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Clips from 30 Rock - MILF Island (S02E02)

"white-collar pervs, and the obese."
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"Wow. Congratulations."
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"I've really come a long way"
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"There's just one thing still bothering me."
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"Kenneth's story doesn't add up."
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"You want some pizza?"
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"Kenneth said he was folding T-shirts until 2:00 a.m.,"
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"Even if he somehow did bump into a reporter in the elevator,"
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"it would be too late."
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"Well, you know, that guy's the worst."
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"This should be the greatest night of my life,"
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"but I can't enjoy it."
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"I mean, it's just k-k-killing me"
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"I'm sure the person who said it probably didn't mean it,"
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"Even Gilly made fun of you?"
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"I'm sorry I said you could eat my poo!"
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"It was me! I did it!"
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"And you do know"
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"Oh, God."
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"I got to write the Deborah show."
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"The stutter? The certificate? Gilly?"
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"I'll walk you out."
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"Heel, toe, Lemon. Heel, toe."
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"Stick around."
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"Holy hot mamas!"
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"Zip it. "MILF Island" is on."
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"Liz..."
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"because I am not taking the bullet for this!"
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"That's pretty grim, Pete."
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"I don't want anything to do with "MILF Island.""
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"Ohh."
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"No. No."
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"What do you mean, you saw me do it?"
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"He's an idiot. He doesn't know what he's doing."
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"And then you asked him if he was single."
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"I didn't know it was hot in Assylvania."
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"Oh, pray for me."
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"that I've never shared with anyone in my life?"
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"and was technically dead for 57 minutes."
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"They told us to sweep sawdust so we could find work at a mill."
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"I'm not a dirtbag! This is from American Eagle!"
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"Debra... what was the hardest part of this for you?"
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"and you find the strength that you didn't even know you had."
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"and I didn't even ask to get off the catapult."
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"Even if she loses, America's gonna want more."
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"He won't know anything."
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"Sir!"
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"Why don't you let those guys go home,"
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"But after the surgery to remove it, I walked pigeon-toed."
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"It made you who you are, and that is not a bad thing."
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"The Final Council is starting."
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"It was Josh! Why would I do it?! That's so stupid!"
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"You know people at "Page Six"!"
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"Order! Order, I say!"
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"After all the times I have defended you guys"
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"makes your soul so heavy that you can't rise up to Heaven."
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"Needless to say,"
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"Lemon, do you have anything you want to add?"
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"Who won?"
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"Myirt!"
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"Geiss called me."
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"Oh, good."
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"They think I'm a moron, just like Gilly and everyone else."
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"how you're gonna make this up to me, don't you?"
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"No onion rings!"
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"Yeah, well, I made up all that stuff"
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"Wow."
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"we no longer want to hit that."
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"You formed an alliance? That strongly insinuates guilt."
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"She manipulated, she lied,"
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"but the Post goes to press at midnight."
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"it will come out."
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"It was me! I did it! I didn't mean any of it!"
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"Ugh."
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"...that I've narrowed it down to Toofer or Frank."
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"No, Jack, I'm not working on it."
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"Really?"
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"I don't think people see me that way."
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"Ugh."
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"You work here, too?"
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"You must be very proud."
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"Coming up on the season finale of "MILF Island"..."
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"Coming up next, here on NBC."
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"Hello! A little help!"
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"That class-A moron? Unfortunately."
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"Coming up next, we've got "Dog Swap"!"
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"Who do you think he's gonna believe?"
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"I'm so sorry."
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"Who doesn't love SO YJO Y?"
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"about old Pete Hornberger."
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"Prepare for the craziest night of television of your life."
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"I just saw the opportunity"
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"Does he think it's me? Did he... Did he mention me?"
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"Yes!"
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"and put in the special class held in the boiler room."
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"and Deborah."
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"after he would drink from the air conditioner."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"You and Jack Donaghy are the cause of my jawline acne."
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"at getting that promotion?"
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"And Deborah is testing off the charts"
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"who's been saying these hurtful things about me in the paper."
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"Oh! This place can eat my poo."
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"and it was probably Toofer."
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"you're the eyes and ears of "TGS,""
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"Deborah wins!"
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"I was here folding "MILF Island" T-shirts"
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"How dare you accuse me?"
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"Congratulations, Jack."
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"Yeah!"
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"The game is about to change."
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"No, I'm a reporter for the New York Post,"
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"Jonathan, did someone turn the heat up?"
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"Everybody does!"
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"Stay tuned for one final shocking twist."
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"Jack, it's almost 11:00."
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"It made me a better person, and the same is true of you."
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"We must not be rash."
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"Since when am I not allowed?!"
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"It's SO YJO Y."
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