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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Ron & Tammy: Part Two (S03E03)

"Uh. Oh, hi, Ron."
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"I was just tasting my new boyfriend, Glenn."
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"Ah-eey! Okay."
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"Oh! Okay, okay. Let's settle down."
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"What seems to be the problem?"
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"Basically what we had here was a dispute of a domestic nature."
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"- White male, 40, 45. - Caucasian male."
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"Verbal altercation transpired at approximately 8:55 P.M."
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"with a female unsub."
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"- Real piece of work. - Real piece of work."
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"Real piece of work."
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"I know why you're doing this,"
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"- What? - Uh-oh. Oh, God."
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"Ron and I are going to get a cup of coffee"
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"It's time for Tammy and me"
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"Right there. Right there."
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"Snap out of it!"
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"Leslie."
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"Congratulate us."
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"What the hell happened to you?"
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"Well..."
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"- I got it! - Uh!"
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"You may now kiss the bride."
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"Come back, come back."
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"April, way to come in. Great initiative."
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"Listen, could you please call Ann Perkins"
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"All day."
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"Hi, Ann. This is April."
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"They started having sex at the court house."
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"We had no choice."
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"Leslie."
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"Ron is a good man"
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"who just got caught up in something terrible."
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"reduce his charges and release him into my custody."
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"I'll do my best."
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"In fact, I don't want him"
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"within 500 feet of the library."
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"That's good advice for all of us."
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"Nothing but trouble there."
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"- Thanks a lot, bro. - Hey, stop."
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"Sorry."
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"Take me back to Tammy."
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"For the millionth time, no."
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"That was not the favor we needed to ask for, Leslie."
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"there is no harvest festival."
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"Can you turn the radio off. This is our song."
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"by Lionel Ritchie?"
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"Oh, wow, look at that."
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"You shaved off part of your mustache."
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"I didn't shave it off. It rubbed off..."
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"Uhh!"
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"Uhhh!"
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"Congratulations."
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"Holy matrimony, there's the man of the hour."
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"Jerry, what is this?"
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"I thought you said on the phone"
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"Okay. All right, let's begin."
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"I would like to address the goofy-looking,"
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"dirty-kimono-wearing, corn-rowed clown in the room."
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"If you see Ron Swanson, can you give him this message?"
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"You used to be a man."
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"Look, I love you like a brother"
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"but right now, I hate you"
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"Your skin is glowing. I've never seen you so happy."
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"Okay, sit down."
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"what is going on right now."
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"No."
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"I love you, buddy."
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"Follow your dreams."
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"April? What are you doing here?"
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"I work for your boyfriend. What are you doing here?"
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"No, I'm pretty sure that's not it."
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"Which, if you ask me, is a fireable offense."
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"So I would tell him that."
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"Literally two of my favorite people on earth."
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"April here was very apologetic on the phone."
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"She also sent me flowers."
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"If you're watching this, it means that once again"
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"Right now, you're probably thinking"
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"Tammy's changed."
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"We'll be happy together."
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"But you're only thinking that"
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"because she's a monstrous parasite"
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"who entered through your privates"
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"and lodged herself in your brain."
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"So you have two choices..."
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"or two, lobotomy and castration."
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"Choose wisely."
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"You people have no idea what you're talking about."
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"Ron. Oh, there you are."
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"Ah!"
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"Ron. Stop it. God, please."
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"- Ron, don't do that. - Oh, it's done, Leslie."
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"Tammy and I are in love,"
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"and we're gonna start a family together."
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"- Wow. Where are you going? - Jerry."
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"We're gonna spend 11 days in my cabin in the woods."
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"We bought 10 cases of Gatorade"
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"and a 40-pound bag of peanuts for energy."
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"All right, okay. Excuse me."
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"Oh, yeah. Oh, God."
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"Ann and I are headed out"
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"and I just wanted to thank you"
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"Uh, Ron Swanson has sent me over"
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""there is an emergency regarding the Parks Department,"
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""I can't get into details because it's super-classified."
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""God bless America."
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"Love, Bert Macklin, FBI.""
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"Okay. Well, bye."
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"You didn't have to do this."
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"Look, I get it."
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"You're young, and trying isn't cool."
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"But I think you're smart."
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"I'm gonna be going back to Indianapolis soon,"
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"and I think you should come work for me."
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"Wow, move all the way to Indianapolis,"
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"Everybody starts somewhere."
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"and you will meet interesting people."
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"Think about it."
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"Okay. I will."
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