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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Ron & Tammy: Part Two (S03E03)

"about an outstanding debt"
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"from the Pawnee Public Library."
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"every so often and make sure"
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"I'm doing okay."
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"And if I am, she tries to [bleep] everything up."
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"If she binds your hands and you can't reach your phone,"
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"just try to chew yourself free."
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"I have never checked a book out of the library."
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"Ooh... Mmm."
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"Good day, Leslie."
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"Sausage, onion, and peppers."
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"for a healthy option?"
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"Wow, don't be such a Jerry, Ben."
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"for the police department because we're asking them"
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"I don't know what it is about big outdoor gatherings"
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"all over everything, but it does."
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"- Seriously? - This is embarrassing for you."
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"with my lady friend,"
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"but I will be back in time for lunch."
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"What?"
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"and then... and then it would be funny."
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"April?"
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"Yay."
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"I'd like you to get me some more post-its."
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"I'd like green. I'd like yellow."
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"Do not buy orange."
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"Got it."
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"You want five million orange post-its."
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"is to move back home."
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"He'll be full but not stuffed, tipsy but not drunk."
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"Should be around 9:00."
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"Look, I'm gonna tell you what I tell all my girlfriends"
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"That does not apply to this situation at all."
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"But thank you. I appreciate it."
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"Honestly, I haven't felt this good in years."
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"And it's not just because of the supplements"
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"It's him."
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"He's, uh, moving back to Indianapolis"
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"in a couple of weeks, which sucks."
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"I'd like it in a bottle."
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"I would like it to be chardonnay."
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"You know Ben Wyatt from the State Budget Office."
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"I just said it was good pizza."
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"Calzones."
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"What the hell is wrong with this guy?"
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"Okay, let me handle this."
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"Whoo!"
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"Tom, what the hell are you doing?"
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"Hiya, Ron."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Ooh, I like this song. Do you wanna dance, Tammy?"
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"Tom."
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"This isn't about you. It's about me."
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"Typical Ron Swanson. Always thinking about yourself."
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"- Maybe we like each other. - Yeah, maybe we do."
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"Tammy, leave him out of this."
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"Just crawl back in to the dank hole you came from"
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"and leave my friends alone."
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"- What seems to be the problem? - Is there a problem here?"
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"- Stocky build. - Approximately 5'10"."
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"Claims to be an ex-spouse."
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"Fight fire with fire, Leslie."
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"He dates my ex, I date his."
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"She's moving back to Canada."
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"Okay, hey. What's happening here?"
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"It's been like this for hours."
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"- Yeah. Yeah. - Hey, Swanson!"
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"Ron's got one just like it on his penis."
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"♪ ♪"
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"It's been kind of a crazy night."
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"with her today, as I am just swamped."
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"I knew you wouldn't care. Good-bye."
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"Oh, well, I completely understand."
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"Chief, I need to ask you a huge favor."
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"If we don't get the police for the harvest festival,"
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"Your song is Dancing on the Ceiling"
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"From friction."
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"Uhh!"
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"sipping on joy juice and tripping on Tammy."
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"Well, the people in this room are your methadone."
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"And we're here to get you clean."
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"That is the set of tumblers"
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"it was a reception."
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"You need to get your house in order."
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"who I hate."
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"Okay, Tom."
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"Ron, you look great."
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"Ron, I do not really understand"
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"You must stop."
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"but I think I just figured it out."
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"Because he doesn't like you."
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"Actually it's because I didn't call you deliberately."
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"Also, he's not into you sexually."
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"- Mmm. - Ann Perkins."
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"April Ludgate."
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"Not at all. It's not a problem."
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"Hello, Ron. It's Ron."
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"you have danced with the devil."
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"You stupid."
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"That was you on the tape. That was you talking."
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"Ron? Ron!"
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"In fact, she's ovulating."
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"we're heading off on our honeymoon."
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"- Oh, God. - Give me it."
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"Hi, Chris."
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""Please release April back to us permanently."
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"What?"
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"I'm not gonna force you."
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"She didn't do that. That... that was..."
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"You'll travel,"
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"So that's something."
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"I hope you're happy."
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"Whatever happened after that is not my fault."
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"Yes, it is."
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"Whatever happens to Ron Swanson is on you."
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"Hey, calzone boy, what's up?"
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"Right?"
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"during the upcoming harvest festival."
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"Can I ask why?"
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"Are they still dating or...?"
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