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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Ron & Tammy: Part Two (S03E03)

"Apparently he wants April"
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"Look, I just wanted to show him what it felt like"
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"to have your ex-wife date someone you know."
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"Tom, you did a really crappy thing,"
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"and I think deep down, you know that."
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"Excuse me, chief. Sorry to interrupt."
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"Well, here's hoping that that nickname doesn't stick."
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"But that's not why I'm here."
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"We need the Pawnee police force"
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"Now, the city won't let us throw the festival unless..."
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"Say no more."
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"Just send me a schedule of how many officers you need and when."
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"Really? Just like that?"
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"Leslie Knope gets as many favors as she needs."
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"Because she's the kind of a person"
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"who uses favors to help other people."
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"And also, my buddy Dave"
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"was the crankiest bastard in the department"
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"till he started dating Leslie."
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"No. Moved to San Diego a year ago."
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"Oh."
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"What do you care? You a pervert?"
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"Um, everything's fine."
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"This is fine."
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"Ooh, what's in here, huh?"
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"A new library card?"
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"Well, you about ready to go, my love?"
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"Stop!"
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"Don't do it. She doesn't love you."
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"You don't know what you're talking about."
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"When I asked her to be my date,"
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"she cackled for a full minute"
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"and said, and I quote,"
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"It's not real, man."
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"It's Tom. And I'm not lying."
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"I'm not gonna let you destroy Ron."
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"You're gonna have to do better than that."
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"Why are you hitting yourself, Glenn?"
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"Stop hitting yourself."
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"Tammy, that's enough!"
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"Again."
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"But seeing you pick on this pathetic,"
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"Hey."
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"Reminded me what kind of a monster you are."
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"You're not even a man anymore."
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"I faked four out of the seven."
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"Let's go, son."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Sorry about the whole mess."
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"- Great. What a relief. - Yeah."
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"Hey, are you hungry? I haven't eaten."
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"You know, yeah."
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"over in Idiotville."
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"- Oh, really? - Down on Terrible Idea Avenue."
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"Okay. That's weird."
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"'Cause I thought it was on beating-a-dead-horse boulevard."
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"They're just pizza that's harder to eat."
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"Leslie, I... you know, I..."
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"I'm just kidding. Let's go."
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"Oh."
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"High and tight."
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"Do you think it's gonna leave a scar?"
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"Tom, women like scars."
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"Shows you survived an attack,"
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"and they'll assume the attack was from a man."
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"Sorry, Ron, about everything."
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"To true love."
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"I'll drink to that."
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"Nice glasses."
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"Wedding present from Jerry."
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"You're not gonna return them?"
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"Nah. Too much hassle."
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"We've received this letter from a collection agency"
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"Whale tale. Whale tale."
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"Call off the dogs."
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"a total of 30 pizzas so let's talk toppings."
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"that makes everyone want to urinate"
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"They're dumb and so was that idea."
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"I am off to have a mid-morning pre-lunch"
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"Tom's ex-wife."
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"Maybe put him in some tights and a cape"
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"That's hilarious."
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"Hey, I hate to nag,"
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"Okay, so you've thought this through."
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"Hey, you okay?"
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"I just taught her how to whittle."
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"She made me this tiny sharpened stick."
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"Thank you, Leslie."
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"he has me taking and the soluble fiber"
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"I'd like the bottle to be cold."
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"I would like a glass of white wine."
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"It's good. Pizza's good."
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"I was getting somewhere with that."
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"I get a little nervous with cops."
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"You don't know what you're mixed up in, son."
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"Let's take it easy."
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"but I'm not supposed to see anybody?"
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"Damn it, woman."
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"Real piece of work."
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"and you're making a huge mistake."
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"Ron and Wendy aren't even dating anymore."
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"Everything will be fine."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"April, could you come in here a second?"
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"I'm just calling to let you know"
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"that Chris can't make lunch today."
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"And I was hoping that maybe you would"
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"But keep him away from that crazy librarian."
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"I know. I'll figure it out later."
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"That's lovely."
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"Ron Swanson, this is an intervention."
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"that I got from the registry."
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"This is an intervention."
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"Andy."
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"you must keep going."
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"One, get rid of Tammy,"
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"So if you'll excuse us,"
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""To whom it may concern, dear Chris,"
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"If you don't want to work for me,"
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"Dude, I think it sounds like it was Macklin's call."
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