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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Ron & Tammy: Part Two (S03E03)

"Nope, nope. I'm all good."
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"I'll wear this to work."
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"Jerry, what the hell?"
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"What are you doing here?"
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""anything to make Ron miserable.""
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"She's just messing with you."
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"He's lying, Ron. Stay out of this, Glenn."
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"You're just gonna have to... Ow!"
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"Kill him!"
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"- Aaaah! - Aah!"
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"What?"
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"You almost had me."
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"defenseless little man..."
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"You're a joke."
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"Oh, and by the way, last night,"
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"Hmm. So did I."
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"The crisis has been averted,"
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"so let's go talk to the chief."
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"Okay. That was funny."
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"Ah."
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"Jack Cooper, from the controller's office."
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"Got a...got a second?"
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"Frankly, this is a little awkward."
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"It appears you have an overdue book."
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"Oh, do I?"
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"It's Not the Size of the Boat:"
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"Embracing Life with a Micro-Penis."
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"Tammy."
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"Okay, I pre-dialed 911, so all you have to do"
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"is press send."
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"You're worrying over nothing."
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"She's flashing a whale tale. Abort. Abort."
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"Hello, Tammy."
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"Oh. Hello, Ron."
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"I didn't see you come in."
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"I was just checking myself for scoliosis."
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"- And? - Straight as an arrow."
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"Just like somebody else I know."
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"Jerky?"
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"You and I both know"
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"that in my entire adult life,"
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"I admit there was a time when that sort of behavior"
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"would've driven me wild."
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"A relationship? With whom?"
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"A lovely, intelligent, self-possessed"
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"pediatric surgeon named Wendy."
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"Sounds like a real whore."
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"Clear the late charges and cut the crap."
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"Good day."
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"Good... good day."
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"Nice."
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"Should we throw in some salads"
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"Yeah, Ben, these guys are cops, not ballerinas."
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"So we are throwing a little shindig"
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"to volunteer as security during the harvest festival."
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"And they do."
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"Okay, how about some calzones?"
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"Sorry to interrupt. Ron, you ready?"
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"All right."
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"Oh, Ron's girlfriend's pretty."
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"Oh."
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"I don't want to see them together."
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"It's like they're rubbing it in my face."
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"So all I can think about is Captain Mustache"
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"And you imagine he's wearing a cape"
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"while he's plowing her?"
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"No, just, Captain Mustache?"
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"I mean, if all you can think of is Ron, you know......"
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"Now, I'm imagining a cape."
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"Did you call me?"
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"I did call you. Good ears."
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"Chris's assistant went back to Indianapolis,"
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"so he's borrowing me for a few days."
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"I'd like them in multiple colors."
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"I do not want orange. I have plenty of orange."
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"Oh, wait! I have a post-it for you."
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"- It says, "great job." - Mmm."
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"They're getting really old and I'm an only child."
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"I just feel like the right thing to do"
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"I've really come to think of you as..."
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"A companion."
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"Hey, I don't suppose you'd want to move to Canada?"
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"Canada."
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"No, I don't suppose I would."
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"like, when to ask the chief for this huge critical favor?"
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"Yes. I know exactly when we should do it."
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"Post pizza, pre ice cream,"
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"between his third and fourth beer."
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"Just sit tight. I'll get you a beer."
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"Can I have two beers please?"
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"Wendy and I are over."
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"It's too bad."
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"when they get dumped."
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"Men are dogs."
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"This is a disaster."
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"You're not into football?"
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"I knew there was something wrong with you."
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"I knew it. I knew it, knew it, knew it."
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"and the increase in regularity."
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"I think I would."
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"I would like a local beer."
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"And I would like that with one ice cube."
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"Thanks."
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"- Chief Trumple? - Hey, Knope."
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"Thanks for the party. Good pizza."
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"Great. So, yeah, the pizza's dynamite, isn't it?"
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"You, uh, you know what I like?"
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"It's all right. We'll check in with you later."
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"- Take it easy. - Yeah, will do."
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"Yeah, great small talk over there."
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"Tom Haverford's in the building."
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"Same thing you're doing, celebrating Pawnee's finest."
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"I believe you know my date, Tammy Swanson."
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"- Oh. Hiya, Ron. - Hey, Ron."
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"Is seeing your ex-wife on my arm"
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"Gee, I can't imagine why. Or can I?"
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"Ooh. Uh."
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"But really, she's just a manipulative, psychotic,"
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"library-book-pedaling, sex-crazed she-demon."
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