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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S04E04)

"Yes. Because it's wrong!"
Archer (2009)
"I'm assuming you mean give me the ability to have an erection?"
Archer (2009)
"- Also yes. - No."
Archer (2009)
"- Rocket launcher, si, molto pronto. - Hmm."
Archer (2009)
"Not on the preapproved list of equipment for this mission."
Archer (2009)
"The what? The""
Archer (2009)
"I heard you. Why did you ask?"
Archer (2009)
"Shut up. Preapproved by whom?"
Archer (2009)
"So she goes by my personal professional recommendations."
Archer (2009)
"I'm gonna need you to repeat that."
Archer (2009)
"After I come back there and pull your tongue out through your--"
Archer (2009)
"You haven't seen threateningly."
Archer (2009)
"--You'll need one to get out of there."
Archer (2009)
"Remember Spacebot? Guys?"
Archer (2009)
"...which sends electrical impulses to your muscles and ligaments and stuff..."
Archer (2009)
"I have to say, it kind of worries me you don't know the names of the actual bones."
Archer (2009)
"Who cares? Pfft. They're in the Dumpster. Ew."
Archer (2009)
"I've already done it twice."
Archer (2009)
"There you go, Conway."
Archer (2009)
"Plus, when I'm taking out the old bones, I take tons of pictures with my phone."
Archer (2009)
"Whew. I realize that."
Archer (2009)
"And I'll, you know, sign a release form or whatever."
Archer (2009)
"No, I mean, if, God forbid, the worst happens, there's lots of Dumpsters."
Archer (2009)
"Jesus. Sure, if he helps."
Archer (2009)
"You should already be feeling the effects of the anesthetic."
Archer (2009)
"The--? Goddamn it, Krieger!"
Archer (2009)
"So whenever my assistants get here. What's up, spaghetti-legs?"
Archer (2009)
"Wait a minute. Yeah, where's Carol?"
Archer (2009)
"Getting that list of shit you Wanted."
Archer (2009)
"Move."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, and when I'm through talking to Malory..."
Archer (2009)
"...I wouldn't be surprised if you're out of a job."
Archer (2009)
"Because, duh, I'm helping Krieger turn Ray into a stupid cyborg."
Archer (2009)
"A What? But I guess some cyborgs are smart."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, what are you talking about?"
Archer (2009)
"You gotta be pretty smart to fool the old Voight-Kampff machine."
Archer (2009)
"Yo, Magnum, P.U."
Archer (2009)
"...some bolt cutters and something called a "defrimbulator.""
Archer (2009)
"That's a made-up word. They're all made-up."
Archer (2009)
"Mind blown!"
Archer (2009)
"Ray's gonna be a cyborg over my dead body!"
Archer (2009)
"What could possibly go...?"
Archer (2009)
"Krieger, I'm gonna count to one!"
Archer (2009)
"Gillette is a human being."
Archer (2009)
"But he won't be for long if you don't clamp that artery."
Archer (2009)
"One!"
Archer (2009)
"Brett? What in the hell?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, who knows with these people? It's one calamity after another."
Archer (2009)
"Wha--? Come on, walk and talk."
Archer (2009)
"I don't think he's on this floor, but idiot Brett managed to get shot."
Archer (2009)
"I don't know, like this, I guess."
Archer (2009)
"Look, look, look, check it out."
Archer (2009)
"Why were you shooting at Krieger's door in the first place?"
Archer (2009)
"And, yep, officially confused."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, I mean, did he mean a terminator of gays?"
Archer (2009)
"...I don't think, so he must have meant--"
Archer (2009)
"Well, no, aren't Terminators asexual?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, that shouldn't be doing that. There we go."
Archer (2009)
"This man is barely clinging to life, Woman. Get ahold of yourself."
Archer (2009)
"Sorry. And then get ahold of your goddamn beer can."
Archer (2009)
"Ah. I'll be honest, it's not great. I'm talking about his."
Archer (2009)
"No. ...just sort of interject here?"
Archer (2009)
"Walk into any one of my six dealerships--"
Archer (2009)
"Not six. Oh, yeah?"
Archer (2009)
"You build it, you hire people you trust to manage it."
Archer (2009)
"Hah! Yeah. Hah."
Archer (2009)
"Because don't-- Please, don't take this the wrong way, babe..."
Archer (2009)
"...but you're not getting any younger."
Archer (2009)
"You said a rocket launcher?"
Archer (2009)
"I did. I did say a rocket launcher."
Archer (2009)
"Well, actually I just got a new El Camino, so-- Oh, so you're all set."
Archer (2009)
"Wow. I know."
Archer (2009)
"Right? Wait, why were you mad?"
Archer (2009)
"Because I think Krieger's doing some kind of bionic shit to Ray's legs."
Archer (2009)
"And Archer obviously-- Would rather see Ray dead."
Archer (2009)
"Jeezy P, I mean, besides Barry and Katya, what is his deal with robots?"
Archer (2009)
"Servant, call an ambulance. Yes, sir, right away, sir."
Archer (2009)
"Mumps? Or who knows."
Archer (2009)
"...but it sounded like it'll be pretty heavy on Negroes and jazz, so--"
Archer (2009)
"I happen to love Negroes and jazz."
Archer (2009)
"And I'll wait here for the ambulance to take your grievously wounded child..."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, Woodhouse, and then you can go buy some wax for your cross."
Archer (2009)
"I'm a little busy right now!"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, I know. Are you cyborging Ray?"
Archer (2009)
"But I think Archer's gonna try to stop you. He's kind of freaking out."
Archer (2009)
"Thank you-- Sorry, what was your name again?"
Archer (2009)
"Rodney. Thank you, asshole."
Archer (2009)
"What in the--? Why aren't you people on the Way to the airport?"
Archer (2009)
"...is going to last for the next three to five nights."
Archer (2009)
"Let her handle it. She seems capable. Hey, thanks."
Archer (2009)
"Reminds me of the head mechanic at my dealership in Yonkers."
Archer (2009)
"He's a black."
Archer (2009)
"Come on, babe, let these people do whatever it is you pay them to do..."
Archer (2009)
"Well, calling the airport's not gonna help."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, and one last thing, Rodney, when I get back from Rome, you're--"
Archer (2009)
"Hey, will you bring me a present? Mm, no."
Archer (2009)
"Ugh. Like the infamous luau incident?"
Archer (2009)
"I seriously wouldn't do that. Yeah, because you're not awesome."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, and what fresh hell is this?"
Archer (2009)
"Whatever it is, they can handle it. They can't even handle a simple luau."
Archer (2009)
"My God, what they did to that pig."
Archer (2009)
"Help! Brett?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"Great, now I get to slog my new Delmans through a lake of blood."
Archer (2009)
"I want that all cleaned up before Monday, mister!"
Archer (2009)
"MaWP-"
Archer (2009)
"Mawp."
Archer (2009)
"That crazy son of a-- Come on!"
Archer (2009)
"Why is your instinctive response to run toward explosions?"
Archer (2009)
"With who'? Men. Men models."
Archer (2009)
"--Permanent damage to my earballs..."
Archer (2009)
"...because you're too chickenshit to take your candy-ass to the future..."
Archer (2009)
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not cool, man. That is not at all cool."
Archer (2009)
"Rodney, you mind your own dicky beeswax."
Archer (2009)
"- You got another one in you? - Ew."
Archer (2009)
"And I'm sorry for that one. Don't be."
Archer (2009)
"...I think it's super creepy you get sexually aroused by physical violence."
Archer (2009)
"Well, but also emotional violence."
Archer (2009)
"Which you won't, because no one will?"
Archer (2009)
"So now if you'll excuse me..."
Archer (2009)
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