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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S04E04)

"- Take me with you! - Shut up!"
Archer (2009)
"So, Rodney--"
Archer (2009)
"Cyril, what are you doing right now?"
Archer (2009)
"Hey, guess what's not a good time."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, where? Gotta be somewhere in there."
Archer (2009)
"Not you. And did you count right?"
Archer (2009)
"You gotta keep him away from the lab."
Archer (2009)
"I can promise it ain't my last. I mean, I doubt he can find it."
Archer (2009)
"Goddamn it, I told them. I said..."
Archer (2009)
"I won't even waste however much dry-erase it'll take to write that down."
Archer (2009)
"No, Mother, because you were too busy wasting it on Fourth of Ju-Luau."
Archer (2009)
"I'd hate to use the nerve gas."
Archer (2009)
"I said, how hot can you make it?"
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no."
Archer (2009)
"It's a proprietary blend."
Archer (2009)
"And barring some sort of massive infection--"
Archer (2009)
"Maybe he can mince down to the bank and apply for a $12,000 loan for a new furnace."
Archer (2009)
"- Aah! Ha-ha."
Archer (2009)
"I'm kidding, obviously. I wouldn't be caught dead in a sweater vest."
Archer (2009)
"Now if you'll excuse me--"
Archer (2009)
"Just like Fourth of Ju-Luau. Yeah, if you slid a pig under him."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, and your friend, crippling debt."
Archer (2009)
"And good morning to you, Archer."
Archer (2009)
"The other shit bag in my life."
Archer (2009)
"The elevator! Out of order."
Archer (2009)
"...when we get there. Get where?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, and you did excellent legwork."
Archer (2009)
"That's how Lana and I started dating."
Archer (2009)
"Last time she was in the field, they were using muskets."
Archer (2009)
"Sarcastically. Oh, because you could die."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, that's not necessary. Really?"
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no!"
Archer (2009)
"I need a lead-acid battery, 50 units of plasma..."
Archer (2009)
"Krieger, open this goddamn door!"
Archer (2009)
"Sure you will."
Archer (2009)
"This was my grandfather's, you ass. I'll buy you another one."
Archer (2009)
"Because Krieger's creepy and weird, but he's not homophobic..."
Archer (2009)
"Not when I'm done with him-."
Archer (2009)
"Ugh. Blood pressure?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes. Uh-- Can I..."
Archer (2009)
"Next year it'll be seven, sport. We just broke ground in White Plains."
Archer (2009)
"That's actually fairly impressive. You have no idea. With that city council?"
Archer (2009)
"But what could have caused this?"
Archer (2009)
"This is what I'm talking about. Ron."
Archer (2009)
"If you keep it up, this headache you gave me..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, shit."
Archer (2009)
"Hang on one second. Armory."
Archer (2009)
"That is inadvisable at this time. You know, if I asked it nicely."
Archer (2009)
"I don't. Tease."
Archer (2009)
"Do you honestly wanna live through the rise of the machines?"
Archer (2009)
"What is he-J? Hey, that's ISIS property!"
Archer (2009)
"We're almost done, if somebody can find their last beer."
Archer (2009)
"Malory, Ray can walk again. Buh-duh-buh-ba!"
Archer (2009)
"Your clothes. Give them to me."
Archer (2009)
"- You're late."
Archer (2009)
"And, B-- Wait, what was B?"
Archer (2009)
"Investigating a ballistic anomaly."
Archer (2009)
"Now, how were you holding it, like, exactly?"
Archer (2009)
"Come on, how's that even supposed to fit inside another human being?"
Archer (2009)
"Because I spent 30 years building the business so I don't have to be."
Archer (2009)
"L-- Oh."
Archer (2009)
"...to the hospital for emergency surgery."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril, shut your goddamn mouth!"
Archer (2009)
"Sorry, jeez."
Archer (2009)
"God knows how long it takes to check in with a rocket launcher."
Archer (2009)
"Hopefully the last remaining shred of Archer's eardrums."
Archer (2009)
"I said-- No, no, no. Shh."
Archer (2009)
"Brett? Archer, what the shit are you doing?"
Archer (2009)
"Tease!"
Archer (2009)
"It's already happening."
Archer (2009)
"In Krieger's lab? Anywhere, duh, it's portable."
Archer (2009)
"- Asshole. - Ew."
Archer (2009)
"Whom! Archer!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my-- I basically just lurch from one fireable offense to the next."
Archer (2009)
"Oh. You mean this rocket launcher? Because I bet it would open the door."
Archer (2009)
"The important thing is what are you doing tonight?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, shit, right."
Archer (2009)
"Are you not? I don't know!"
Archer (2009)
"Because I hired good managers."
Archer (2009)
"An ambulance'? He needs emergency surgery."
Archer (2009)
"Vehicular hermaphrodite? Shut up."
Archer (2009)
"I don't know, we'll say B was "shut up." And are we done here?"
Archer (2009)
"No, this has nothing to do with robotics. I'm talking about bionics."
Archer (2009)
"Like give you an erection?"
Archer (2009)
"I would. Burn."
Archer (2009)
"Ron. Seriously, Ron, why aren't you at work?"
Archer (2009)
"And once again, you parked that ridiculous car in my space."
Archer (2009)
"The elevator's broken. No shit."
Archer (2009)
"Archer. He left two non-consecutive messages."
Archer (2009)
"Hmm? Oh, so nothing a few hundred thousand volts couldn't cure."
Archer (2009)
"Then, yes."
Archer (2009)
"Then give this to who's its. I will. I will give this to who's its."
Archer (2009)
"What are you doing? What are you doing?"
Archer (2009)
"For the-- This is a robot."
Archer (2009)
"Do not use the nerve gas! And yet incredibly single."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, duh. Huh?"
Archer (2009)
"That's even creepier."
Archer (2009)
"Mm-hm, mm-hm. Okay. Ahem. You were saying?"
Archer (2009)
"Or just at the, Whatever, junctions."
Archer (2009)
"You should be up and around by Monday."
Archer (2009)
"Well, then can I go home? Because it is hot as balls up in here."
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, blow me. - Why? You couldn't feel it."
Archer (2009)
"For one thing, Katya wasn't completely dead."
Archer (2009)
"Thank you. Seriously, what am I, hourly?"
Archer (2009)
"Uh-- Yes, it is."
Archer (2009)
"Were those gunshots?"
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no, do it again, do it again, do it a--!"
Archer (2009)
"Krieger! He's making a gay Terminator!"
Archer (2009)
"- Me too. - Since when?"
Archer (2009)
"That's why I can never stay mad at him."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, well, then I'll just get my coat."
Archer (2009)
"- Krieger? - Oh, my God."
Archer (2009)
"Uh-- Because I'm not a giant pussy?"
Archer (2009)
"Although somehow incredibly single. Wha--? I go on tons of dates!"
Archer (2009)
"It was rhetorical."
Archer (2009)
"What, this? Yes."
Archer (2009)
"Jeezy Petes."
Archer (2009)
"You mean mince? You know--"
Archer (2009)
"That says you need a rocket launcher?"
Archer (2009)
"I can see that! Why the hell did you ask?"
Archer (2009)
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