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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S04E04)

"Uhn. Okay, okay, okay."
Archer (2009)
"Good morning, asshole smoke alarm!"
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no!"
Archer (2009)
"Good morning, bag of the unspeakable."
Archer (2009)
"Huh? The elevator."
Archer (2009)
"Jesus, sweat much?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, A, the El Camino is not a car."
Archer (2009)
"Truck, whatever! Nor is it a truck. It's a--"
Archer (2009)
"I need to go not pack some shoes, since I'm gonna buy about 10 pairs..."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, but now it requires literal legwork, Ray, like walking and maybe running."
Archer (2009)
"Hopefully not running, because I'll be in brand-new shoes."
Archer (2009)
"Not as unfair as how laid I'm gonna get."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, but is that worth it?"
Archer (2009)
"ls there a Greek word for "insane"? Yes."
Archer (2009)
"If you think I'm gonna let you turn me into some sort of cyborg zombie like Katya--"
Archer (2009)
"The human body's basically a potato clock."
Archer (2009)
"It's gonna look like I'm leaving, but that's only because I'm leaving."
Archer (2009)
"Why won't you let me help you? Besides the fact you'll probably kill me?"
Archer (2009)
"I may have wandered pretty far from the Church..."
Archer (2009)
"...but I do still believe there are some things that only God should do."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, Lana. We don't need a--"
Archer (2009)
"Preapproved by whom? Oh, now you're on my side."
Archer (2009)
"Shut up. Common enemy."
Archer (2009)
"Ms. Archer. What? She doesn't know what we need."
Archer (2009)
"Really? Seriously?"
Archer (2009)
"No? Look, dipshit."
Archer (2009)
"My mother obviously doesn't know about this stuff, so--"
Archer (2009)
"You'd need a bulldozer made of acid to get in here."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, or Spacebot. If you continue to behave threateningly-"
Archer (2009)
"And so a small power unit goes here on your spiny thing..."
Archer (2009)
"...which I will fuse to a vanadium alloy endoskeleton..."
Archer (2009)
"...replacing your current, uh, leg bones."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, then all I need is the power unit..."
Archer (2009)
"...not a bunch of vanadium bones. Yeah, but they're awesome."
Archer (2009)
"But if you don't put everything back where it's supposed to go--"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, well, then what could go wrong? Seriously?"
Archer (2009)
"Okay, so when do we do this?"
Archer (2009)
"Cyril. Is it Halloween already?"
Archer (2009)
"I don't know! Then why are you dressed like that?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, what could go wrong?"
Archer (2009)
"Or preferably his, but somebody's!"
Archer (2009)
"Hey, should I wash my hands? Eh. I didn't."
Archer (2009)
"Krieger! Krieger!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, that's right, he hates robots."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, exactly, that's why you need a nice, long, relaxing cruise."
Archer (2009)
"But I really, really, really don't think I'll enjoy it."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, he's the idiot. Right?"
Archer (2009)
"You idiot. If I hadn't checked the time at that exact second, I'd be dead right now-."
Archer (2009)
"Which reminds me, Grover Cleveland called, he wants his watch back."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, so... Boom."
Archer (2009)
"Come on, this is awesome. It's like we're the Warren Commission."
Archer (2009)
"It's a real magic bullet."
Archer (2009)
"Brett, this might be some kind of record, so if you can move, don't!"
Archer (2009)
"I gotta go stop him. Stop who?"
Archer (2009)
"Mel"I."
Archer (2009)
"This is exactly what I'm talking about, with the stress."
Archer (2009)
"Ron, this isn't a car dealership, it's-- The same principle."
Archer (2009)
"And then you collect the fruits of their labor."
Archer (2009)
"And call me if you ever wanna test-drive the new Coupe de Ville."
Archer (2009)
"That'll hold way more Hispanics and lawnmowers."
Archer (2009)
"And even then it'll be a miracle if we can save those testicles."
Archer (2009)
"Well, I said I might meet some people at this thing downtown..."
Archer (2009)
"No. Look, I think it's great if you are."
Archer (2009)
"Let him. That door came off the Graf Spee."
Archer (2009)
"To get in here he'd need-- One RPG-7 launcher..."
Archer (2009)
"...and two grenades as per the note from your mother."
Archer (2009)
"We may have sort of a situation. And what sort would that be?"
Archer (2009)
"Look, don't worry, I can handle it. But--"
Archer (2009)
"Wow. I know, and head mechanic."
Archer (2009)
"...and let's go start our weekend. All right, but don't miss that flight!"
Archer (2009)
"L-- Shit, something about an ass-kicking with handmade Italian shoes."
Archer (2009)
"Well, think about it. You've got time."
Archer (2009)
"Obtaining armory materiel under false pretenses is a fireable offense."
Archer (2009)
"Jesus Christ, how many times do I have to apologize for that?"
Archer (2009)
"Once would be nice! Mm, no."
Archer (2009)
"Rodney, open this door. Give me that weapon."
Archer (2009)
"- Do you hear me'?"
Archer (2009)
"Because that room is blast-proof! Mawp."
Archer (2009)
"What the shit was that? Ugh."
Archer (2009)
"Men who model."
Archer (2009)
"...and smash the defense grid so Skynet--!"
Archer (2009)
"Because I'm just gonna say it..."
Archer (2009)
"Wow. Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"So are you gonna open the damn door? As soon as you give me that weapon."
Archer (2009)
"...I have an entire human race to save."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, yeah, even that little bit's enough to get the engine revved up."
Archer (2009)
"Helping me find Archer. Where is he?"
Archer (2009)
"Super Are you calling the airport again?"
Archer (2009)
"- What, to five, dick-nuts? - Krieger!"
Archer (2009)
"Maps all through the HVAC ducts."
Archer (2009)
"But still, see if you can flush him out."
Archer (2009)
"How the hell do we flush him out?"
Archer (2009)
"Holy shit, already?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, I actually feel pretty good. How is that possible?"
Archer (2009)
"Don't look at me. Found number six."
Archer (2009)
"The thermostat's becoming sentient."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, God, that's how Maximum Overdrive started."
Archer (2009)
"Well, I'd be lying if I said I cared."
Archer (2009)
"Why did you idiots leave it on 90 all weekend?"
Archer (2009)
"You got it, you got it, you--"
Archer (2009)
"Hah. Good morning, floor."
Archer (2009)
"And good morning, medical bills."
Archer (2009)
"Good morning, bittersweet memories."
Archer (2009)
"It's broken?"
Archer (2009)
"Huh? Huh? The elevator's broken?"
Archer (2009)
"Rome!"
Archer (2009)
"Not for the Morelli thing. I planned that entire operation."
Archer (2009)
"That is so unfair."
Archer (2009)
"Sorry, honey. Yeah, we'll bring you a present."
Archer (2009)
"What? Nothing, I'm just curious--"
Archer (2009)
"A bag. I piss and shit in a plastic bag."
Archer (2009)
"Me too. But actually I was wondering if you'd like to walk again."
Archer (2009)
"No, Krieger, because this way, I never have to buy new shoes."
Archer (2009)
"Robot legs."
Archer (2009)
"From the Greek for, like, "kick-ass.""
Archer (2009)
"I mean, I assume there is, but--"
Archer (2009)
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, zombie implies I raised her from the dead."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, then I'm using it correctly. No, you're not."
Archer (2009)
"Just pretty dead?"
Archer (2009)
"SO pretty- Hello?"
Archer (2009)
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