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Clips from Scrubs - My Friend with Money (S06E06)

"(LAUGHING)"
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"Get used to that joke, people, because I'm going to be doing it"
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"so just continue treating him with beta-blockers."
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"O.M.G., Barboo, you make me want to L.O.L."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"I know I'm a little late to the game, but that doesn't mean that you're any less"
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"of a G.A.B.P.I.T.A.W.M.M.W. Number two, D."
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"Who Makes Me Want to Die."
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"Well, I'm just a little bit late for my brow wax and my facial,"
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"Enjoy doing my bidding while a team of burly old Russian women"
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"make me beautiful."
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"Fine, I don't want to go home, anyway."
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"I mean it. I don't want to go home."
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"with a temper as big as her tree-trunk-sized cankles."
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"And besides, even if I did go home she'd probably just send me out"
Scrubs
"I wasn't finished!"
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"Honey, postpartum depression's really serious."
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"Yes, some women leave their babies in the woods,"
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"Hi! Since you're African-American, I was wondering if I can borrow"
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"Here you go."
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"Thanks. Mazel tov on the baby."
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"How did he know I had a baby?"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Great!"
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"- We're the Turks. - And can the Turks get through this?"
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"- Okay. - Okay, now, give me a hug!"
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"- Okay. - Wait, you know what,"
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"'Cause I don't want to get any booby juice on my new T-shirt."
Scrubs
"J.D.: To me, the best thing about Elliot is all her extra cash."
Scrubs
"Hey, roomie! I went shopping."
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"This couch reminded me of my grandpa."
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"He used to drive around in a car just like it."
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"You know, until he was killed in that seven-car pileup."
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"- Oh. - Anyhoo, I was thinking"
Scrubs
"Why stop at hardwood?"
Scrubs
"Careful, trampoline floors take some getting used to"
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"I like bouncing, but it is dangerous."
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"Laverne, if I accidentally backed my car over Barbie"
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"for sticking me with the world's most annoying patient,"
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"what do you think your boy Jesus would do?"
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"- Your wife is on the phone. - He is not a merciful God, is he?"
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"Just tell her I'm still working,"
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"I have no idea what time I'm going to get off"
Scrubs
"and just go ahead and eat the entire mattress."
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"- I mean, for the love of God! - He'll have to call you back."
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"boozy old broad, keeps showing up at my door"
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"transferred him from the luxury suite to a hospice, please?"
Scrubs
"My God, this is beautiful."
Scrubs
"Gentlemen, how's Mr. Worthington doing?"
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"- He, he's in a coma, Bob. - Great."
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"The man has the health insurance of a Tahitian prince."
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"- a hint of pine. - That's potpourri, genius."
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"when we got to split all of Chugski's stuff"
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"I miss you, you crazy Polish bastard."
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"- So, how are things at the homestead? - Oh, no worries."
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"See, baby, the great thing about working at a hospital"
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"is that we have access to all types of medical care."
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"Having trouble feeding your baby? Say hello to your lactation specialists."
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"- Hi. - Try tickling her lip with the nipple"
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"to let her know it's time to eat."
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"Then just use your breast to lower her bottom lip."
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"If you'd put on a pair of pants, you'd be fine."
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"Hey, in my house, it's no pants, no problem."
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"I'm putting in a video tape."
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"during the day and then freak him out by guessing the exact number."
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"- Hey! - Look, this clearly isn't working out."
Scrubs
"Well, I found this room, so you should go."
Scrubs
"Oh, okay, okay."
Scrubs
"You know, that's just about enough, Shrek."
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"(PAGER BEEPING)"
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"not to give Mr. Sandville dysopyramide. Why would you change my orders?"
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"I always go in the opposite direction of you."
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"- Don't do it again. - So, do it again?"
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"Look, Barbie, what you're missing here is that you're private practice now."
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"That means you're the enemy and I know, as a doctor,"
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"disease is supposed to be the enemy,"
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"but I'm giving hepatitis and his band of infectious buddies a pass"
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"and I'm coming after you today."
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"Because the bottom line is you'd rather clock out of here early"
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"than run the extra mile for your patients and, Barbie, that makes you a sellout."
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"She's still not eating. None of this stuff is working."
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"We're the Turks, remember?"
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"but no one's responding in the areola code."
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"you got there are telling me that that birdie's not done."
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"And this place is too public for me to arouse them"
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"Your dead momma had one of the fattest asses I ever seen!"
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"We're the Turks! What? We're the Turks!"
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"I mean, seriously, since when does working at a hospital"
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"suddenly make you a better person? It's such a load of crap."
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"(MUMBLING) I just don't need the money, you know, like a sellout. So..."
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"J.D.: It doesn't take too much to send two people down a bad road."
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"It could be a few simple words..."
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"... or even just a little surprise waiting at home."
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"We're the Turks! What?"
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"Why are you watching my baby and where's my wife?"
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"Hey, Mocha Cub."
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"Carla just called to tell you nothing fit, so she went to the mall."
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"Watch her."
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"It gets funnier every time, people. Hey, J.D."
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"Hey, Elliot. Look, I know you're probably mad"
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"- about what I said yesterday, and... - I'm not mad."
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"Well, I mean, at first I was a little mad, so I started power-walking"
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"where it starts to get a little ghetto, I realized you're just jealous."
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"- I am not jealous. - Oh, please, J.D., I know you."
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"Whenever you're jealous, you run your hands through your hair"
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"I do not."
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"that caresses your tresses. Don't do it."
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"Whatever."
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"I think these would go great with that shirt."
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"These pants and this shirt are the only things I have left that fit me"
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"Anyway, I was helping Phil with his whole new denim look."
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"- Hey, could you also get me... - Go away, Phil."
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"No. I'm not going to have people laugh at me"
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"because I can't care for my own child."
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"We're the Turks!"
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"Elliot said that until you admit you're jealous,"
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"you can't use any of her things."
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"Well, Elliot's not here, Keith. What are you going to do about it?"
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"Nice singlet. Does it come in hetero?"
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