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Clips from Scrubs - My Friend with Money (S06E06)

"Turndown service, Mr. Worthington?"
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"Never, he's in a coma."
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"What's up, Isabella?"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"with your friends on Mars."
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"Baby?"
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"(CLICKING)"
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"Uh, okay."
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"She wants to see a picture of my ass."
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"- Actually, Keith, it's a little like that. - Little bit."
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"For one, Dr. Kelso still refused to speak to her."
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"all the time."
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"Mr. Sandville has HOCM. I'm not using dysopyramide,"
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"I just discovered text messaging."
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"so I'm just gonna stick these orders to your lab coat"
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"Ever since Jordan entered her third trimester,"
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"on a food run to satiate one of her insane cravings."
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"Honey, I brought you some dinner."
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"JORDAN: Come here, little cooty-coo..."
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"(JORDAN GRUNTING)"
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"True, but there are different levels."
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"- some of your Marvin Gaye CDs? - Sure, come on in, kid."
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"I milked through my last clean T-shirt."
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"- Baby, we should really get some help. - No, I've been a nurse for 15 years."
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"Woman, the Turks can handle anything!"
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"(SOBBING) Okay."
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"maybe we should put in some new hardwood floors."
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"but I love them."
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"I spend the entire day with patients and the entire night with her."
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"You're telling me. I got this new landlady,"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Well, I've got to tell you, this is heaven."
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"Is that hickory?"
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"when he drank himself to death."
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"Pour some out for one's homies."
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"(SOBBING) I can't feed my own baby."
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"It's freezing in here."
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"- Now, what the hell is this? - It's a security camera tape."
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"And there's one."
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"Uncanny."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"I'm exhausted. Pick me up a latte."
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"Now, if you ask me, Isabella is placing calls"
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"- What? - Turkey's done!"
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"She's latching. She's latching!"
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"Dr. Cox is such a jerk. I'm so sick of hearing him"
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"get all righteous about private practice doctors."
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"- We're the Turks! What? - You're the Turks!"
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"I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. Could you say that a little bit louder?"
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"I guess I do."
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"We're the Turks! What? We're the Turks!"
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"- J.D., have you seen Carla? - Sorry, Brown Bear."
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"Hey, Chuckles, if you're a doody-face, just keep walking."
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"down Fourth Avenue. But right when I got to the place"
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"and then you smell them."
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"J.D.: Okay, resist smelling that coconut goodness"
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"Why don't you go try them on?"
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"Why were you just helping that guy?"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"I'm the lesbian coach and he's the captain"
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"of the wrestling team and he turns me."
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"So, have you decided to admit that you're jealous?"
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"No, not particularly."
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"and she won't let me take her to see a doctor."
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"The fact is, the only person she will listen to"
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"(THUMPING)"
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"What?"
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"So, I sent her a web-cam just like this one"
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"and you guys can video chat whenever you want."
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"You know, Jumpsuit, as I was scaling the hospital,"
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"that you've got a couple of tricks up your sleeve, too."
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"I do have a friend, he works on Wall Street."
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"and he agreed to fly into town and bash your head in."
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"Right, that would roughly be what I'm referring to."
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"- Mine's a Skittle. - Mine, too?"
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"Look, all I ever wanted was to be a mother"
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"Really? I wanted to throw Isabella out the window."
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"and all the windows were sealed shut."
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"and the dead science fiction writer he worships."
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"(SIGHING)"
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"- Okay. - That's what I've been trying..."
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"After that, you can start to work on feeling like your old self again."
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"- Oh, we're sharing secrets now? - Yeah."
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"Oh, because, Izzy, look. This is what your daddy looks like"
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"the last time he tried to grow out his hair. How sad."
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"That's cold, baby."
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"(GASPS)"
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"Elliot, relax. We heard you coming."
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"I really miss you."
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"Ence, the swanky new suites."
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"- No, not now. - When's a good time?"
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"Not only were the new suites super-expensive,"
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"they were absolutely ruining my figure."
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"Turk and Carla had just brought their new baby home."
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"For your 16th birthday, your dad has made you a video tape."
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"Now, I know future me is probably really strict,"
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"so no dating, no makeup and no spending spring break"
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"The last thing I need to worry about is my daughter getting eaten"
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"by a giant space slug. You know what I'm saying?"
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"Anyway, for your 16th birthday, my gift to you is to show you"
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"We have to take her back."
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"Appy Birthday, sweetheart. We'll talk later."
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"J.D.: As for me, my pregnant girlfriend just moved away,"
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"but I was still keeping things spicy."
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"You want to see a picture of me missing you? Hold on."
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"Thanks."
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"Do you want to see a picture of my rock-hard abs?"
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"No, no. I've always had an inny."
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"- Oh, J.D. I don't want to... - I am your superior!"
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"What the..."
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"Oh, hey, Elliot. I'll have him back to you in one second."
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"Kim, yeah, those pictures are of Keith, okay? Read 'em and weep."
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"Keith, why do you keep letting people take pictures of your body?"
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"- at the bus station. - Come on, this is nothing like that."
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"Oh, hey, Elliot. I'll have him back to you in one second."
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"J.D.: Now that Elliot was private practice, there were tons of perks."
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"Hey, Dr. Kelso."
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"Oh, if you're a doody-face, don't say anything."
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