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Clips from Scrubs - My Friend with Money (S06E06)

"Do not turn on that TV."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"He wrestled you, didn't he?"
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"See, Keith found his old high school uniform,"
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"so we've actually incorporated it into our love play."
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"No, never, okay?"
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"And thanks a lot because the one hour that Kim and I had to actually talk,"
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"I was stuck in your stupid boyfriend's scissor hold."
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"(MOANS)"
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"Don't you just love the way his thighs feel against your ears?"
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"- Dr. Cox, I need your help. - Not now, Gandhi."
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"Darn it all, I could have sworn there was a room right here..."
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"Do you hear something?"
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"Look, Carla's gone all postpartum depression-y on me"
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"She's never going to listen to you."
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"You're a guy, you have no idea what she's going through."
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"is someone who has gone through it themselves."
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"Fine, who?"
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"- You look pretty, dear. - So pretty."
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"Keekers?"
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"Nice."
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"I, J.D."
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"Relax, I'm at the hospital. This is just a web-cam."
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"What's the matter, your Aryan boyfriend had to go to a rally"
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"so now you have to watch me?"
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"I was thinking, Kim's not around"
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"and I can't even imagine how much that sucks."
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"Anyway, I hope you like it. See you."
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"I love the Inter-highway."
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"This back and forth between you and I is just going to get worse and worse."
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"I mean, the only thing I could think about was retaliation"
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"and I'm relatively certain"
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"There really is only one way to end this."
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"We each ingest a cyanide capsule. On three. One, two, three."
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"No, what are you doing?"
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"Sure."
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"Get out of here."
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"Look, there really is only one way to end this so that we both come out alive."
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"We've got to page him."
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"You."
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"Get the hell out of here before I charge you"
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"for every cashew you pilfered from the minibar."
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"And you, stop eating the potpourri and get back to work."
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"- So, you have postpartum depression. - No, I have the weepies."
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"- Okay. - Jordan, I can handle it."
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"Really? What do you got there in your hand?"
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"and now that I am one I feel like I'm not cut out for it."
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"And you're ashamed of that?"
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"Well, wouldn't you be?"
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"Yeah. I was."
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"- I don't know. - When Jack wouldn't stop crying"
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"Yeah, but we just had our apartment repainted"
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"Listen, you can't get rid of this by sheer force of will"
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"or positive thinking or taking advice from a big Hollywood movie star"
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"You need to get some help."
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"If you talk again, I'm going to eat you."
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"- Night, everybody. - Looky here, Newbie,"
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"Private Practice Barbie is clocking out."
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"Now if we could just get cancer to go home at 5:00, we'd be all set."
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"I know I am."
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"All right, Izzy,"
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"this is what your mom looks like on anti-depressants."
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"(CARLA EXCLAIMING)"
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"(RATTLING LIPS)"
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"(KIM CUCKLING)"
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"Hey! Hey, hey, hey!"
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"That is so not why I bought you that."
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"Whatever. Kim, your boobies look great up there."
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"I didn't hear her coming."
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"In a sec."
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"Yeah, I miss you, too."
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"I can't do this."
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"Of course I miss you, baby."
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"Okay, hold on."
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"I mean, this is exactly like that night I caught you in the bathroom"
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"I'm getting a little flare off the urinal."
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"One areola shot, real quick."
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"she gets to dump her patients on someone else and go home."
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"You're giving orders to me?"
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"but some women just get the weepies."
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"Now, now, who are we?"
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"could you change first?"
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"Yeah, you actually told me that on the day that he died."
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"I need a hideout."
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"in an open robe and a bottle of gin. I don't want to go home."
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"Can you tell Dr. Kelso that Mr. Worthington's family"
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"It's awesome! It's like that time in college"
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"- What? - I specifically told you"
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"- What? - Those two little turkey timers"
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"She said she'd be back later."
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"No doctors. Not now, not ever, understand?"
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"Put that down."
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"I cannot believe I am doing this."
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"Anything to make the long distance easier, right?"
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"(LAUGING)"
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"I had an epiphany."
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"- No, baby, you got... - You have no lines in this play."
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"Oh, that's a good career move."
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"What's the worst feeling you've had since you've had the baby?"
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"I wanted to throw that bastard out the window."
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"So, I just wanted to drop her off the roof."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Come on, you're just jealous."
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"We're the Turks! What? We're the Turks!"
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"how happy your mom was the day we brought you home."
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"so you don't forget them."
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"- I'm scared. - Me too, Gandhi."
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"A job application for The Gap."
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"He said in a sarcastic tone we've all come to know as "Coxian.""
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"(BLEATING)"
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"(JORDAN EXCLAIMING)"
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"- And this is just the weepies? - Just the weepies, baby."
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"(MUMBLING) I don't know if it's really a load of crap, it's just how you feel."
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"This gourmet trail mix is fantastic. I'm tasting vanilla, cranberry,"
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"I don't care if you don't like green. JELL-O is JELL-O."
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"Look, you don't have to admit that you're jealous."
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"Wait, do you actually agree with Dr. Cox?"
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"Me, neither. All right, now get back in there, stud."
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