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Clips from 30 Rock - Everything Sunny All the Time Always (S05E05)

"Oh, wait. I found my necklace."
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"Great news, Jack."
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"I've got a new life philosophy that I call "Lizbeanism.""
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"Well, I'm Liz, and obviously, my philosophy is simple, like a bean."
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"I'm fixing problems in my personal life"
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"the same way I fix problems at work."
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"I saved the show. Now I'm gonna save me."
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"Because Lizbeanism means that I am a dike..."
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"against the rising waters of mediocrity."
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"Then I redo the whole apartment, and then, the world."
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"I'm impressed, Lemon. You're talking like a winner."
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"No matter how strait the gate"
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"That's from "Invictus.""
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"Wait, who was the white guy in that?"
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"Maybe someday you'll be like me, running a billion-dollar corporation,"
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"having people pay you for the privilege of cutting your hair."
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"- Raising a child. - You're raising a child?"
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"Come on. I think Avery is probably doing that."
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""Hot Blondes in Weird Places" initiative,"
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"so she's been out of the baby loop."
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"Until Liddy is sleep-trained,"
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"frankly, it might be easier if Avery stays in Asia."
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"Be careful what you wish for."
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"According to The Secret, it'll come true."
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"I wish Liz Lemon would leave so I could go back to work."
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"Oh! Ugh! What's pulling me?"
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"I want to stay here and keep boring Jack!"
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"Oh! Okay! I really fell! I need help!"
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"Tracy, welcome back."
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"I think I speak for all of us when I say how thrilled we..."
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"Great impression of a guy that sucks, Dotcom!"
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"Look, we've got a lot of work to catch up on."
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"Yes, sir! It just feels so good"
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"to have the Three Musketeers and Dotcom back together again."
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"Smooth move, Ferguson."
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"Oh, nothing, sir."
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"Just an inside joke from when you were gone."
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"You kind of needed to be there."
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"No, no, no, no. No."
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"You three are not allowed to have inside jokes that I'm not a part of."
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"for example, "Hot feet""
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"But my entourage serves me,"
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"and "Smooth move, Ferguson" is not funny to me,"
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"so it is forbidden, understand?"
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"Next order of business,"
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"Grizz's DVD reviews for this weekend."
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"You wouldn't expect a movie called "Somewhere""
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"That's your mother, Liddy. Say hello."
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"You people have too much money."
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"I don't know why our daughter would be afraid of Reagan."
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"No. Of course not."
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"Listen, News wants me to extend the trip."
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"No."
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"I'm sure. Bring back some throwing stars for Liddy."
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"Explain to me why "Smooth move, Ferguson" is funny."
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"and the delivery guy tripped,"
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"and then Mr. Griswald said, "Smooth move, Ferguson.""
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"That story is not funny."
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"- Sir, you had to be there. - Then I will be."
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"We are going to re-create"
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"all the events surrounding "Smooth move, Ferguson""
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"exactly as they occurred."
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"Maybe then we can get on with our lives."
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"Jonathan, what is going on?"
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"Sir, you need to see this,"
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"like a poem you wrote for me or whatever."
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"We go now to a pre-taped statement"
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"from super-crazy Korean dictator, Kim Jong-il."
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"People of North Korea, it is your dear leader, Kim Jong-il,"
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"world's greatest golfer and movie director"
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"and best man at Tom Brady's wedding."
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"As we all know, the decadent Western journalist spy Laura Ling left us"
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"because she can't party as hard as we can."
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"But now another American reporter has come to North Korea"
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"because it's awesome and we have enough food."
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"One of our own, NB C's Avery Jessup-Donaghy,"
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"But first, it's never too early"
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"to plan your dog's Halloween costume."
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"I told her to stay. I didn't want her at home."
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"I'm not afraid of you, City Hall."
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"Look, Boehner, we're all upset. I mean, it's my wife."
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"I can't understand you."
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"- I said he's busy. - Is he, Jonathan?"
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"Jack, I have a bag stuck in a tree outside my apartment,"
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"and I can't get it down,"
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"and I don't know why it's making me so crazy..."
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"Yes, you do. You said it yourself."
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"It's about taking charge of your life and solving problems."
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"I'm facing a similar situation myself."
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"Lay it on me. Two-way street."
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"Avery has been kidnapped by Kim Jong-il."
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"What? Why? Is she a spy?"
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"Oh, my God, I already know too much!"
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"Kim Jong-il runs a vast propaganda machine."
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"Evidently, his latest insane idea"
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"is to bring in a Western journalist"
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"to report on how the free world"
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"is being conquered by North Korea."
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"And in food news,"
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"Now here with the weather is Johnny Mountain."
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"North Korea, everything sunny all the time always!"
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"You have got to call President Clinton."
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"He got Lisa Ling's sister out of North Korea."
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"President InterBush is out of the question."
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"She can't forgive him for not hitting on her"
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"- She's much too thin. - I do, of course,"
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"still have some connections, but my best bet is fraught."
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""Me plus you equals frowny face.""
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"But I am going to solve this, just like you are going to solve"
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""Invictus," Lemon."
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"Now that I've killed that bug, I'd like to call"
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"this "Smooth Move, Ferguson" re-creation meeting to order."
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"Kenneth, report."
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"Well, sir, we've got the delivery guy booked,"
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"but I've run into some big problems."
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"For example, it was raining that day."
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"Get a rain machine! Look, here, take my credit card."
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"Use it to break into a special-effects warehouse to steal one."
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"there are some things we can't control."
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"We don't remember what we were wearing."
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