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Clips from 30 Rock - Everything Sunny All the Time Always (S05E05)

"- Dotcom was sick... - Security footage."
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"Dotcom licks the subway steps."
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"Miss Maroney was here, screaming at Mr. Rossitano."
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"The point is, her hair was longer then."
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"J-Mo, how long would it take for your hair to grow back?"
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"It depends. Do you have access to horse semen?"
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"Then, we'll reconvene in three weeks! Meeting is adjourned!"
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"Oh, my God! What happened to my bug?"
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"You think I'm giving up?"
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"Did I give up when that squirrel I trained to retrieve you"
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"But, Liz, I already have."
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"- What did you say? - Jack's wrong."
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"Even your dream apartment can't protect you from death."
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"'cause you know I'll be here long after you're gone,"
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"the wind rustling against my genitals."
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"That's right, bags have genitals."
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"- You don't know me. - Go ahead, buy nesting tables."
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"I'll watch the EMTs take you out in my cousin,"
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"K-9, Operation Ferguson status report!"
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"Room temperature, check."
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"Do you like it?"
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"Mr. Griswald, could you put the TV on the right channel, MSNBC?"
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"- Was Dotcom standing that gay? - No, sir, he was not."
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"...today denying reports that Jessup-Donaghy"
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"is anchoring a fake Western news channel,"
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"Kim Jong-il won the NBA dunk contest with.""
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"Hey, what's my boy KJ doing on TV?"
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"What? That's Kim Jong-il."
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"Death to the CIA!"
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"Let us all increase production of millet and sunflowers!"
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"Dude, I think you did a North Korean propaganda film."
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"It was either that or play a rapping doorman"
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"in a Kate Hudson movie."
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"He's coming. Places, everyone."
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"Smooth move, Ferguson."
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"I get it now! It's so funny!"
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"Now, you sons of bitches!"
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"Tracy, it's come to my attention that you know Kim Jong-il,"
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"But you might not like what I have to tell you."
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"Kim Jong-il"
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"And also... this is gonna be rough..."
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"Okay. Thank you."
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"What is this? Oh, my God!"
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"They're letting her speak!"
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"I have been honored to partake in a political re-education regimen."
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"I have voluntarily taken several floggings"
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"We do a lot of pirate-themed sexual role-play."
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"I'm a parrot."
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"Also, I spend eight hours a day breaking concrete blocks"
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"to learn to be an obedient worker..."
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"No problem. She pays $1,000 an hour to do that with her trainer."
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"My God!"
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"Hello, Condi. You're looking well."
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"You know, I've been to the DMZ."
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"They have signs. Can your wife not read?"
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"She's certainly not younger, is she?"
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"Oh, we are doing this."
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"I'm sorry I went drinking with Karl Rove on Valentine's Day."
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"I'm sorry that I said your favorite movie was lame."
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""Mars Attacks!" is awesome!"
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"Never!"
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"Follow this, you turkey!"
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"All right, damn it!"
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"- You are better. - I'll see what I can do, Jack."
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"You're the turkey."
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"- No, no, I almost got him! - Right now!"
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"- Avery? - Jack!"
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"but then I remembered, it's number one!"
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"- How are you calling me? - Nobody here's ever seen an iPhone."
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"I have to shave my legs with it, but they have an app for that."
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"- I told you to stay. - No."
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"This is nobody's fault."
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"Except maybe that pansy Harry Truman"
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"for not taking down this country when he had the chance."
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"and the outlets here are shaped weird,"
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"and I don't think they have any electricity in them anyway,"
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"They actually love me here."
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"I already won a North Korean Emmy."
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"- So if I don't ever make it home... - Avery, don't say that."
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"I spoke... to Condoleezza."
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"Really?"
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"and the world doesn't get to do this to us."
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"We control our fates! We are in charge!"
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"I'm sure her battery died"
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"right after I finished that speech, just like I wanted it to."
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"Smooth move, Ferguson!"
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"It's just a joke."
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"It's not about the joke."
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"It's about what the joke represents, you monsters!"
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"I came back, and you were fine without me."
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"And that was our special thing."
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"you thought "Smooth move, Ferguson" was so hilarious."
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"You dropped a bomb, K! Continue!"
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"We were miserable without you, sir."
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""Smooth move, Ferguson" was just trying to fill a void"
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"I can't draw hands."
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"Don't ever tell me what to do!"
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"Also, due to a paperwork mix-up,"
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"you will not be getting paid this month!"
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"I did it, Jack! I got the bag!"
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"You were right."
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"I am the captain of my holes."
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"Condi tried, but Avery plus freedom equals..."
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"Avery is now married to Kim Jong-il's son,"
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"Put that coffee down."
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"Coffee's for closers only."
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"I'm here from Park and Kim."
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"I'm here on a mission of mercy."
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"- Your name's Levene? - Yeah."
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"You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?"
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"I don't have to listen to this."
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"No, you don't, pal,"
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"'cause the good news is, you're fired."
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"Oh, have I got your attention now?"
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"The leads are weak."
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"The leads are weak? You're weak!"
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"Luke, I am your father."
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"Ghostbusters."
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"Lmprinting! Lmprinti..."
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"Last year, I used The Secret to learn Spanish,"
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