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Clips from Sherlock - The Lying Detective (S04E04)

TV Series 2002 Season 4, Episode 2 ★ 7.6/10 (87 ratings) 1,578 clips
Drama Mystery Crime

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Of course alone.
"Of course alone."
Sherlock
- Er, she's with friends. - Why?
"- Er, she's with friends. - Why?"
Sherlock
Are you going to tell her about me?
"Are you going to tell her about me?"
Sherlock
John, you've got to remember, it's important.
"John, you've got to remember, it's important."
Sherlock
- I'm dead. John, look at me. - Hmm.
"- I'm dead. John, look at me. - Hmm."
Sherlock
The charity fund...
"The charity fund..."
Sherlock
for millions of people I've never even met.
"for millions of people I've never even met."
Sherlock
If life is a balance sheet, and I think it is,
"If life is a balance sheet, and I think it is,"
Sherlock
I need to kill someone.
"I need to kill someone."
Sherlock
Cost-cutting is clearly a priority for you,
"Cost-cutting is clearly a priority for you,"
Sherlock
Must be a bit annoying when you're such a keen cook.
"Must be a bit annoying when you're such a keen cook."
Sherlock
Piss off!
"Piss off!"
Sherlock
Please... I have no-one else to turn to.
"Please... I have no-one else to turn to."
Sherlock
Really? That's bad luck, isn't it? Goodnight, go away.
"Really? That's bad luck, isn't it? Goodnight, go away."
Sherlock
Sorry, I'm still catching up with my brain. It's terribly fast.
"Sorry, I'm still catching up with my brain. It's terribly fast."
Sherlock
And look at you.
"And look at you."
Sherlock
You're suicidal, you're allowed chips.
"You're suicidal, you're allowed chips."
Sherlock
Sherlock? Are you going out?
"Sherlock? Are you going out?"
Sherlock
I'm Culverton Smith, and this election year, I'll be voting...
"I'm Culverton Smith, and this election year, I'll be voting..."
Sherlock
'Even when I'm on the road, I still like quality food.'
"'Even when I'm on the road, I still like quality food.'"
Sherlock
I meant the chips.
"I meant the chips."
Sherlock
Hmm.
"Hmm."
Sherlock
Well, look, the fading pattern on the paper, it's not much,
"Well, look, the fading pattern on the paper, it's not much,"
Sherlock
so I'm betting that you live in a narrow street on the ground floor.
"so I'm betting that you live in a narrow street on the ground floor."
Sherlock
How can it still come as a surprise to people?
"How can it still come as a surprise to people?"
Sherlock
Sex. How did you know I wasn't getting any?
"Sex. How did you know I wasn't getting any?"
Sherlock
This one comes from the very first night.
"This one comes from the very first night."
Sherlock
an increasing number of scars over a period of months,
"an increasing number of scars over a period of months,"
Sherlock
Mostly we're tracking his phone.
"Mostly we're tracking his phone."
Sherlock
Don't call us, we'll call...
"Don't call us, we'll call..."
Sherlock
Do you still speak to Sherrinford?
"Do you still speak to Sherrinford?"
Sherlock
OK, I got it wrong, then.
"OK, I got it wrong, then."
Sherlock
- OK, well, how? - No idea... yet.
"- OK, well, how? - No idea... yet."
Sherlock
Faith?
"Faith?"
Sherlock
because there isn't anyone.'
"because there isn't anyone.'"
Sherlock
powerful and necessary?
"powerful and necessary?"
Sherlock
- Look at the state of you... - 'My name is Mycroft Holmes.
"- Look at the state of you... - 'My name is Mycroft Holmes."
Sherlock
- I'm out of here! He's lost it. - Where is it?!
"- I'm out of here! He's lost it. - Where is it?!"
Sherlock
straining upon the start!
"straining upon the start!"
Sherlock
The game's afoot.
"The game's afoot."
Sherlock
- What pictures? - They're everywhere.
"- What pictures? - They're everywhere."
Sherlock
Cup of tea! Oh, for goodness' sakes!
"Cup of tea! Oh, for goodness' sakes!"
Sherlock
- No. - He needs you!
"- No. - He needs you!"
Sherlock
I happen to know there's a pair in the salad drawer.
"I happen to know there's a pair in the salad drawer."
Sherlock
Because they know you.
"Because they know you."
Sherlock
I think you'll want to take it.
"I think you'll want to take it."
Sherlock
Sorry, did you say all still meeting?
"Sorry, did you say all still meeting?"
Sherlock
He's not so difficult when you've got a gun on him.
"He's not so difficult when you've got a gun on him."
Sherlock
over a week before I even thought of coming here,
"over a week before I even thought of coming here,"
Sherlock
you knew exactly where you'd need to be picked up for lunch?!
"you knew exactly where you'd need to be picked up for lunch?!"
Sherlock
the responses of people I know well to scenarios I devised.
"the responses of people I know well to scenarios I devised."
Sherlock
and I'm never climbing out.
"and I'm never climbing out."
Sherlock
Look at me!
"Look at me!"
Sherlock
Oh, John, calm down. When have you ever managed two opinions?
"Oh, John, calm down. When have you ever managed two opinions?"
Sherlock
Just tell me when to cough.
"Just tell me when to cough."
Sherlock
Oh, God! Um, are... are you sure?
"Oh, God! Um, are... are you sure?"
Sherlock
Thank you.
"Thank you."
Sherlock
because you'd need to change everything.
"because you'd need to change everything."
Sherlock
Thanks.
"Thanks."
Sherlock
Well, who isn't? So all he needed to do
"Well, who isn't? So all he needed to do"
Sherlock
No, he doesn't.
"No, he doesn't."
Sherlock
Well, how is he?
"Well, how is he?"
Sherlock
Exactly, weeks! Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
"Exactly, weeks! Let's not get ahead of ourselves."
Sherlock
I'm worried about you, Molly, you seem very stressed.
"I'm worried about you, Molly, you seem very stressed."
Sherlock
What, sorry, beyond what?
"What, sorry, beyond what?"
Sherlock
For an ad campaign.
"For an ad campaign."
Sherlock
It's funny cos it's true!
"It's funny cos it's true!"
Sherlock
Oh, I sent and deleted a text.
"Oh, I sent and deleted a text."
Sherlock
You might get a reply, but I doubt it.
"You might get a reply, but I doubt it."
Sherlock
We're going to have endless fun, Mr Holmes, aren't we?
"We're going to have endless fun, Mr Holmes, aren't we?"
Sherlock
I can wait until the hospital.
"I can wait until the hospital."
Sherlock
OK.
"OK."
Sherlock
Dr Watson.
"Dr Watson."
Sherlock
- Oh, my God, I love your blog. - You're welcome.
"- Oh, my God, I love your blog. - You're welcome."
Sherlock
Yeah, I called it Murder At The Zoo.
"Yeah, I called it Murder At The Zoo."
Sherlock
Or was it the case of The Killer Orang-utan?
"Or was it the case of The Killer Orang-utan?"
Sherlock
Mr Holmes?
"Mr Holmes?"
Sherlock
Same way you catch any other killer.
"Same way you catch any other killer."
Sherlock
Surely that must make it more difficult.
"Surely that must make it more difficult."
Sherlock
They tend to be social outcasts, educationally subnormal.
"They tend to be social outcasts, educationally subnormal."
Sherlock
what would happen then?
"what would happen then?"
Sherlock
sweet little government, dancing attendants.
"sweet little government, dancing attendants."
Sherlock
She could open a slaughterhouse
"She could open a slaughterhouse"
Sherlock
and we'd all probably pay the entrance fee.
"and we'd all probably pay the entrance fee."
Sherlock
We have that kind of friendship.
"We have that kind of friendship."
Sherlock
Now, come on, wasting time.
"Now, come on, wasting time."
Sherlock
It was read almost immediately.
"It was read almost immediately."
Sherlock
Factoring in a degree of shock and emotional decision,
"Factoring in a degree of shock and emotional decision,"
Sherlock
So, please do show us your favourite room.
"So, please do show us your favourite room."
Sherlock
Come back in ten.
"Come back in ten."
Sherlock
Oh, I can go anywhere I like.
"Oh, I can go anywhere I like."
Sherlock
Anywhere at all.
"Anywhere at all."
Sherlock
You can watch that on YouTube. Home Secretary was there.
"You can watch that on YouTube. Home Secretary was there."
Sherlock
Oh, I don't know.
"Oh, I don't know."
Sherlock
Is that what you're asking?
"Is that what you're asking?"
Sherlock
You know, not just feet or media studies or something?
"You know, not just feet or media studies or something?"
Sherlock
Are you serious?
"Are you serious?"
Sherlock
I've played along with this joke, it's not funny any more.
"I've played along with this joke, it's not funny any more."
Sherlock
There are two possible explanations for what's going on here.
"There are two possible explanations for what's going on here."
Sherlock
I apologise.
"I apologise."
Sherlock
Of course I didn't.
"Of course I didn't."
Sherlock
Dad? What's happening?
"Dad? What's happening?"
Sherlock
Well, there must have been some build-up,
"Well, there must have been some build-up,"
Sherlock
he didn't just suddenly do it.
"he didn't just suddenly do it."
Sherlock
I'm sorry, Mr Holmes,
"I'm sorry, Mr Holmes,"
Sherlock
Sherlock, do you want to put that down?
"Sherlock, do you want to put that down?"
Sherlock
- Stop laughing at me! - Sherlock!
"- Stop laughing at me! - Sherlock!"
Sherlock
Oh, Christ! I keep wondering if we should have seen it coming.
"Oh, Christ! I keep wondering if we should have seen it coming."
Sherlock
He's right, you know, you probably saved his life.
"He's right, you know, you probably saved his life."
Sherlock
Any ideas? Are these spooks?
"Any ideas? Are these spooks?"
Sherlock
Do it. Ask him.
"Do it. Ask him."
Sherlock
Oh, shut up, you!
"Oh, shut up, you!"
Sherlock
So who was it the last time? Who were you talking about?
"So who was it the last time? Who were you talking about?"
Sherlock
Attaboy!
"Attaboy!"
Sherlock
and I am endeavouring to find out what triggered it.
"and I am endeavouring to find out what triggered it."
Sherlock
But he has no idea what an idiot you are!
"But he has no idea what an idiot you are!"
Sherlock
or are you attempting to make a point?
"or are you attempting to make a point?"
Sherlock
Unmade breakfast, karate the fridge.
"Unmade breakfast, karate the fridge."
Sherlock
OK, no. Stop that now, please.
"OK, no. Stop that now, please."
Sherlock
'I'm giving you a case, Sherlock.
"'I'm giving you a case, Sherlock."
Sherlock