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Clips from Sherlock - Drama (S02E02)

TV Series 2010 Season 2, Episode 1 ★ 7.6/10 (87 ratings) 1,350 clips
Drama Mystery Crime
Bye.
"Bye."
Sherlock
I will find you and I will skin you.
"I will find you and I will skin you."
Sherlock
Oh. Did you get a better offer?
"Oh. Did you get a better offer?"
Sherlock
What happened there?
"What happened there?"
Sherlock
Someone changed his mind.
"Someone changed his mind."
Sherlock
Well, now, have you been wicked, Your Highness?
"Well, now, have you been wicked, Your Highness?"
Sherlock
WOMAN: Yes, Miss Adler.
"WOMAN: Yes, Miss Adler."
Sherlock
JOHN: Where do you think our clients come from?
"JOHN: Where do you think our clients come from?"
Sherlock
Here's his passport, stamped in Berlin airport.
"Here's his passport, stamped in Berlin airport."
Sherlock
I'm a private detective, the last thing I need is a public image!
"I'm a private detective, the last thing I need is a public image!"
Sherlock
Oh, dear! Thumbs?
"Oh, dear! Thumbs?"
Sherlock
Oh!
"Oh!"
Sherlock
Sir, phone call for you.
"Sir, phone call for you."
Sherlock
this is just friendly advice, but give Sherlock five minutes
"this is just friendly advice, but give Sherlock five minutes"
Sherlock
Nam show me the car that backfired.
"Nam show me the car that backfired."
Sherlock
His room's through the back, get him some clothes.
"His room's through the back, get him some clothes."
Sherlock
At Buckingham Palace. Right. (CLEARS THROAT)
"At Buckingham Palace. Right. (CLEARS THROAT)"
Sherlock
My employer is a tremendous fan of your blog.
"My employer is a tremendous fan of your blog."
Sherlock
I'm used to mystery at one end of my cases,
"I'm used to mystery at one end of my cases,"
Sherlock
And there is a whole childhood in a nutshell.
"And there is a whole childhood in a nutshell."
Sherlock
MYCROFT: Then you should be paying more attention.
"MYCROFT: Then you should be paying more attention."
Sherlock
As Miss Adler remarks in her masthead, know when you are beaten.
"As Miss Adler remarks in her masthead, know when you are beaten."
Sherlock
Oh, a power play.
"Oh, a power play."
Sherlock
I'll be in touch by the end of the day.
"I'll be in touch by the end of the day."
Sherlock
Do you really think you'll have news by then?
"Do you really think you'll have news by then?"
Sherlock
- Works for me. - Everything works on you.
"- Works for me. - Everything works on you."
Sherlock
- So, what's the plan? - We know her address.
"- So, what's the plan? - We know her address."
Sherlock
You didn't even change your clothes.
"You didn't even change your clothes."
Sherlock
Um, and I think they, they took my wallet and, um,
"Um, and I think they, they took my wallet and, um,"
Sherlock
Right, this should do it.
"Right, this should do it."
Sherlock
Clearly.
"Clearly."
Sherlock
(LAUGHS DRYLY) Could you put something on, please?
"(LAUGHS DRYLY) Could you put something on, please?"
Sherlock
Why? Are you feeling exposed?
"Why? Are you feeling exposed?"
Sherlock
- You do borrow my laptop. - I confiscate it.
"- You do borrow my laptop. - I confiscate it."
Sherlock
that the death blow was to the back of the head,
"that the death blow was to the back of the head,"
Sherlock
- So, they are in this room. - Thank you. John, man the door,
"- So, they are in this room. - Thank you. John, man the door,"
Sherlock
let no one in.
"let no one in."
Sherlock
I really hope you don't have a baby in here.
"I really hope you don't have a baby in here."
Sherlock
but clearly you were born in the '80s and 8's barely used,
"but clearly you were born in the '80s and 8's barely used,"
Sherlock
Mr. Archer, at the count of three, shoot Dr. Watson.
"Mr. Archer, at the count of three, shoot Dr. Watson."
Sherlock
I don't know it!
"I don't know it!"
Sherlock
- Do you mind? - Not at all.
"- Do you mind? - Not at all."
Sherlock
- Observant? - I'm flattered.
"- Observant? - I'm flattered."
Sherlock
on the building.
"on the building."
Sherlock
(TYRES SCREECHING)
"(TYRES SCREECHING)"
Sherlock
Oh, and that's mine.
"Oh, and that's mine."
Sherlock
No, you don't.
"No, you don't."
Sherlock
Unless the contents of this phone are provably unique,
"Unless the contents of this phone are provably unique,"
Sherlock
I'd die before I let you take it. It's my protection.
"I'd die before I let you take it. It's my protection."
Sherlock
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
"(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)"
Sherlock
Sure.
"Sure."
Sherlock
Well, your booby trap did just kill a man.
"Well, your booby trap did just kill a man."
Sherlock
- Ah! No. - Oh, for goodness' sake!
"- Ah! No. - Oh, for goodness' sake!"
Sherlock
For what? What are you talking about?
"For what? What are you talking about?"
Sherlock
My measurements.
"My measurements."
Sherlock
You got that from one look?
"You got that from one look?"
Sherlock
(GRUNTS)
"(GRUNTS)"
Sherlock
John!
"John!"
Sherlock
- Where is she? - Where's who?
"- Where is she? - Where's who?"
Sherlock
You'll be fine in the morning. Just sleep.
"You'll be fine in the morning. Just sleep."
Sherlock
I take it you've stood down the police investigation
"I take it you've stood down the police investigation"
Sherlock
before you sent John and I in there?
"before you sent John and I in there?"
Sherlock
as far as I can see.
"as far as I can see."
Sherlock
Why does your phone make that noise?
"Why does your phone make that noise?"
Sherlock
That noise, the one it just made.
"That noise, the one it just made."
Sherlock
Hmm, so every time they text you...
"Hmm, so every time they text you..."
Sherlock
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a long and arduous apology
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a long and arduous apology"
Sherlock
No, no, no, I can get this. No, Sarah was the doctor
"No, no, no, I can get this. No, Sarah was the doctor"
Sherlock
and then there was the one with the spots and then the one with the nose
"and then there was the one with the spots and then the one with the nose"
Sherlock
Hello, everyone. Sorry, hello. Uh, it said on the door just to,
"Hello, everyone. Sorry, hello. Uh, it said on the door just to,"
Sherlock
- Molly, want a drink? - It still says 1,895.
"- Molly, want a drink? - It still says 1,895."
Sherlock
Oh no, Christmas is cancelled.
"Oh no, Christmas is cancelled."
Sherlock
- People like the hat. - No, they don't. What people?
"- People like the hat. - No, they don't. What people?"
Sherlock
- How's the hip? - Oh, it's atrocious,
"- How's the hip? - Oh, it's atrocious,"
Sherlock
- Don't make jokes, Molly. - No, sorry.
"- Don't make jokes, Molly. - No, sorry."
Sherlock
I wasn't expecting to see you.
"I wasn't expecting to see you."
Sherlock
Oh, come on, surely you've all seen the present at the top of the bag.
"Oh, come on, surely you've all seen the present at the top of the bag."
Sherlock
or one that she's deliberately trying to encourage.
"or one that she's deliberately trying to encourage."
Sherlock
is evident from her make-up and what she's wearing.
"is evident from her make-up and what she's wearing."
Sherlock
Obviously trying to compensate for the size of her mouth and breasts...
"Obviously trying to compensate for the size of her mouth and breasts..."
Sherlock
Oh dear Lord, we're not going to have Christmas phone calls now, are we?
"Oh dear Lord, we're not going to have Christmas phone calls now, are we?"
Sherlock
- Thank you, Miss Hooper. - Who is she?
"- Thank you, Miss Hooper. - Who is she?"
Sherlock
How did you know she was dead?
"How did you know she was dead?"
Sherlock
one she said her life depended on.
"one she said her life depended on."
Sherlock
Look at them,
"Look at them,"
Sherlock
This is low tar.
"This is low tar."
Sherlock
- Yes. - Shit!
"- Yes. - Shit!"
Sherlock
- I've got plans. - No.
"- I've got plans. - No."
Sherlock
- Hmm? - You're a great boyfriend.
"- Hmm? - You're a great boyfriend."
Sherlock
Oh, Jeanette, please.
"Oh, Jeanette, please."
Sherlock
And he can't even tell your girlfriends apart!
"And he can't even tell your girlfriends apart!"
Sherlock
No, I'll do anything for you,
"No, I'll do anything for you,"
Sherlock
Don't make me compete with Sherlock Holmes!
"Don't make me compete with Sherlock Holmes!"
Sherlock
Faulty or you've been hacked and it's a message.
"Faulty or you've been hacked and it's a message."
Sherlock
Um, uh, nothing fixed.
"Um, uh, nothing fixed."
Sherlock
if he didn't have this bloody stupid power complex.
"if he didn't have this bloody stupid power complex."
Sherlock
He does all that anyway...
"He does all that anyway..."
Sherlock
Tell him you're alive.
"Tell him you're alive."
Sherlock
He'd come after me.
"He'd come after me."
Sherlock
I'll come after you if you don't.
"I'll come after you if you don't."
Sherlock
Look, I made a mistake.
"Look, I made a mistake."
Sherlock
"I'm sad tonight, let's have dinner."
""I'm sad tonight, let's have dinner.""
Sherlock
There. "I'm not dead. Let's have dinner."
"There. "I'm not dead. Let's have dinner.""
Sherlock
What a tender world that would be.
"What a tender world that would be."
Sherlock
I believe I do.
"I believe I do."
Sherlock
- First get rid of your boys. - Why?
"- First get rid of your boys. - Why?"
Sherlock
it makes for too much stupid in the room.
"it makes for too much stupid in the room."
Sherlock
Don't try to trick me, you know who I am, it doesn't work.
"Don't try to trick me, you know who I am, it doesn't work."
Sherlock
I'm restoring balance to the universe.
"I'm restoring balance to the universe."
Sherlock
Send your least irritating officers and an ambulance.
"Send your least irritating officers and an ambulance."
Sherlock
(CRASHING)
"(CRASHING)"
Sherlock
(SIREN WAILING)
"(SIREN WAILING)"
Sherlock
- we need to look after her. - No.
"- we need to look after her. - No."
Sherlock
(CHUCKLES)
"(CHUCKLES)"
Sherlock
Mrs. Hudson leave Baker Street? England would fall.
"Mrs. Hudson leave Baker Street? England would fall."
Sherlock
- Where is it now? - Where no one will look.
"- Where is it now? - Where no one will look."
Sherlock
Yes, it is.
"Yes, it is."
Sherlock
So you faked your own death in order to get ahead of them?
"So you faked your own death in order to get ahead of them?"
Sherlock
Hamish.
"Hamish."
Sherlock
is the 6:30 to Baltimore tomorrow evening from Heathrow airport.
"is the 6:30 to Baltimore tomorrow evening from Heathrow airport."
Sherlock