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Clips from The Mick - The Implant (S01E01)

"No, it's not okay!"
The Mick
"A frickin' tarantula almost bit my frickin' arm off!"
The Mick
"- Right there! - Right frickin' there!"
The Mick
"Are you blind?!"
The Mick
"The itsy bitsy spider?"
The Mick
"Oh, my God."
The Mick
"You are so soft."
The Mick
"Hi."
The Mick
"and watch the planes land."
The Mick
"What? Why?"
The Mick
"'Cause, clearly, I'm failing you as a father."
The Mick
"Well, he's the closest thing we've got."
The Mick
"Maybe you'll all neutralize each other"
The Mick
"or something... You know, guy stuff."
The Mick
"Let's do something."
The Mick
"Well, what else?"
The Mick
"Let's head into the city, grab some brunch,"
The Mick
"- Out. - What? Was it the hookah?"
The Mick
"I thought you were a feminist."
The Mick
"You can be a feminist and also be sexy."
The Mick
"But let me take you to school for a second."
The Mick
"about yourself and then shoving it"
The Mick
"into somebody else's face until they think"
The Mick
"I don't want Adrien Brody's nose for boobs."
The Mick
"- What's wrong with your knees? - My knees are disgusting."
The Mick
"You're not getting a boob job."
The Mick
"brunch is canceled on account of Sabrina's stupidity."
The Mick
"A bunch of middle-aged slobs"
The Mick
"two tickets together near the end zone."
The Mick
"Ben and I will be there with the diehards."
The Mick
"And you are in section 339, row double-Q."
The Mick
"You're gonna get scorched."
The Mick
"Why am I sitting alone?"
The Mick
"I like my sports in high definition."
The Mick
"Buck up, Mary. Part of being a man's going it alone."
The Mick
"Let's meet at this light post 20 minutes after the game."
The Mick
"Screw this."
The Mick
"Where can I get a ticket?"
The Mick
"Thanks."
The Mick
"Cut the crap, Goodby. We all know why we're here."
The Mick
"Breast implants."
The Mick
"Yeah, she's gunning for mother of the year."
The Mick
"- You already look 25. - Then again, the last thing I want"
The Mick
"How do you think a "D" would look?"
The Mick
"Want to feel?"
The Mick
"Yeah. Okay."
The Mick
"You got it. What do you say,"
The Mick
"Excuse me. Hi. Beautiful day, isn't it?"
The Mick
"Excuse me."
The Mick
"How you doing?"
The Mick
"Do you feel this energy shift?"
The Mick
"like you're the mayor of Tit Town."
The Mick
"Yeah. You want to pop 'em on?"
The Mick
"No, it won't. Mine'll be attached to my body,"
The Mick
"and have humongous boobs."
The Mick
"What's shakin', pal?"
The Mick
"we got plenty of time."
The Mick
"No, I'm not. That's what's bugging me."
The Mick
"but are you sure there isn't a table?"
The Mick
"No, but once they're in the cocoon,"
The Mick
"it's a mess. It's very un..."
The Mick
"Some guys got no respect, you know?"
The Mick
"They come in here dressed like that, it really bugs me."
The Mick
"and crapped in your cereal."
The Mick
"You know, this is a good opportunity"
The Mick
"Here's what I want you to do."
The Mick
"Oh, Ben. Don't be so naive."
The Mick
"I'm not gonna let anything bad happen to you."
The Mick
"What's your problem, kid?"
The Mick
"- This guy's full of crap. - Hey,"
The Mick
"- Let's go. - Yeah, enjoy your train"
The Mick
"In the back, boys."
The Mick
"That is what I am talking about."
The Mick
"There you go. Don't eat the peanut shells."
The Mick
"Hey, why'd they get kicked out?"
The Mick
"No."
The Mick
"Geez."
The Mick
"If that were the case, I'd feel really terrible."
The Mick
"Wonderful. Well, make yourself at home."
The Mick
"view's not too bad."
The Mick
"Can I start you with something to drink?"
The Mick
"Oh, really? When was the last time it happened to you?"
The Mick
"when the fishing boats come in."
The Mick
"You literally said, "Let me take you to brunch.""
The Mick
"And I did. I brought you here. I didn't realize"
The Mick
"Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
The Mick
"You love 'em."
The Mick
"Oh, yeah. Um, here's the thing."
The Mick
"You all right?"
The Mick
"Where's the boob?"
The Mick
"And she had these huge, crazy, fake boobs."
The Mick
"I can tell you it was loud."
The Mick
"All right, well, go in there"
The Mick
"Watch this."
The Mick
"Well, thanks for spending it with us, Chip."
The Mick
"All right, huh?"
The Mick
"Thank you for your service."
The Mick
"What's up, guy? Remember us?"
The Mick
"In case you couldn't tell by the cheers,"
The Mick
"You got a big mouth, buddy. You're lucky you're with"
The Mick
"Don't worry about this, all right? I got it."
The Mick
"Pay attention."
The Mick
"It's all right, Ben. I'm in control."
The Mick
"Sorry, sir. There's people fighting in the road."
The Mick
"No."
The Mick
"I forgot. Girls' day."
The Mick
"Catch me up to speed."
The Mick
"Did I hear you say brunch?"
The Mick
"But we are gonna double back to this brunch business later."
The Mick
"Why don't you just head on in"
The Mick
"It's okay, it's finished."
The Mick
"Hello."
The Mick
"Okay, let's do this."
The Mick
"Yeah. Who is this?"
The Mick
"It's Mickey."
The Mick
"Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where am I going?"
The Mick
"Okay. First you're gonna have to get past that host."
The Mick
"Okay, I'm in."
The Mick
"Yeah."
The Mick
"I don't want you to say anything to him."
The Mick
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