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Clips from The Mick - The Implant (S01E01)

"I got eyes on it."
The Mick
"Boobie on the move. Coming right your way."
The Mick
"God."
The Mick
"Ma'am. Hi there. Uh, I think your baby"
The Mick
"What happened to it?"
The Mick
"Well, I don't know."
The Mick
"You tell me, Doc."
The Mick
"You are?"
The Mick
"Okay."
The Mick
"You can give us the rest of the cash."
The Mick
"No, no. Look harder."
The Mick
"Ay. What was wrong with your old knees?"
The Mick
"Well, that's a testament to Dr. Goodby, isn't it?"
The Mick
"Hey. Whoa."
The Mick
"Sure. You have to at that point."
The Mick
"You look great."
The Mick
"Did you do something to your knees?"
The Mick
"Aunt Mickey, do something! I'm scared!"
The Mick
"Where?!"
The Mick
"Are you talking about that?"
The Mick
"Wow, ladies."
The Mick
"All right, fine, I'll squish it."
The Mick
"No! Don't hurt it!"
The Mick
"Are you serious?"
The Mick
"You're frickin' suicidal, man."
The Mick
"Guys, that was tough for me to watch as a parent."
The Mick
"You're not our parent."
The Mick
"Good. 'Cause if I was, I'd be incredibly ashamed."
The Mick
"Coffee."
The Mick
"- Mug. - There are no mugs."
The Mick
"Tossed 'em."
The Mick
"Morning."
The Mick
"Mm. Sounds pressing. Uh, instead of that though,"
The Mick
"why don't you take these two out for a guys' day?"
The Mick
"You two need to learn to act like men."
The Mick
"This is your idea of a man? The guy's an animal."
The Mick
"and come back decent human beings."
The Mick
"Eh, no problem."
The Mick
"- I'll make men out of 'em. - Well, you don't need"
The Mick
"to make men out of 'em. Just take 'em to a ball game"
The Mick
"I'm bored."
The Mick
"Seems kind of extreme for-for mid-morning."
The Mick
"I don't know. Let's do, like, a girls' day or something."
The Mick
"You know, the guys are out doing their thing."
The Mick
"Why don't we just be predictable for once?"
The Mick
"Oh! We should go to the Armenian part of town"
The Mick
"and hit up the hookah bars."
The Mick
"Oh. Uh..."
The Mick
"seems a little off theme, but, sure,"
The Mick
"City, brunch, manis, pedis, hookah. In or out?"
The Mick
"It was everything. But I have a doctor's appointment."
The Mick
"You're not feeling well?"
The Mick
"It's more of a consultation."
The Mick
"I'm getting breast implants."
The Mick
"What?! Why?!"
The Mick
"I mean, I know why. But why?"
The Mick
"Oh, my God. Okay."
The Mick
"I can appreciate that you're young and stupid. I really can."
The Mick
"- that you're okay with it. - Yeah."
The Mick
"- Like Adrien Brody's nose. - Yeah."
The Mick
"That's a weird insecurity."
The Mick
"Stop talking about my knees!"
The Mick
"Okay? It's not about my knees, okay?"
The Mick
"Your mom's not here, and I'm not signing off on it."
The Mick
"My mom bought them for me."
The Mick
"They're my 18th birthday present."
The Mick
"Well, you're 17."
The Mick
"I'm gonna hit the ground running."
The Mick
"Fine. Then I'm coming with you. There's gonna be"
The Mick
"at least one voice of reason in that room."
The Mick
"- Wait, what about brunch? - I'm sorry, Alba,"
The Mick
"Whoa, is he okay?"
The Mick
"Yeah, he's on top of the world. Can't you tell?"
The Mick
"dressed up like some kid half their age,"
The Mick
"I'm gonna get sick today. I know it."
The Mick
"All right, I was able to scalp"
The Mick
"- 'Cause I bought the tickets. - I gave you the money."
The Mick
"Okay, let's not get bogged down in the details right now."
The Mick
"There's a million light posts."
The Mick
"All right, fine."
The Mick
"Then the light post next to the red car, smart guy."
The Mick
"during warm-ups."
The Mick
"Turtle town, baby!"
The Mick
"- Stupid name. - What?"
The Mick
"Sabrina, nice to see you again."
The Mick
"- Hi, I'm Dr. Goodby. - Mm-hmm."
The Mick
"Please."
The Mick
"Well, clearly very good at what you do."
The Mick
"Ignore her."
The Mick
"So what brings you in today?"
The Mick
"Right."
The Mick
"I see your mom already paid for everything."
The Mick
"Well, all you have to do is choose a size."
The Mick
"What would you recommend? I don't want to go freakish"
The Mick
"with it, I just want to look more mature."
The Mick
"- is to feel like I didn't go big enough. - Oh, God."
The Mick
"Well, we do have some model implants,"
The Mick
"if you'd like to see for yourself."
The Mick
"Thank you."
The Mick
"There are a couple of options:"
The Mick
"saline, a sterile saltwater solution,"
The Mick
"or silicone, a sturdier gel substance."
The Mick
"Saline, definitely. It's more natural."
The Mick
"Go ahead. You're welcome to touch."
The Mick
"Well, yeah, I mean, obviously, I want to feel."
The Mick
"- Got a real weight to 'em. - Mm."
The Mick
"Squishy. Nice."
The Mick
"Um..."
The Mick
"what do you think about us taking 'em for a spin?"
The Mick
"- It's not a used car lot. - Oh, it's no problem. Let me get a gown."
The Mick
"Oh, no, sorry, I was thinking more along the lines of a field test."
The Mick
"Think it'd be pretty good for this one to see what people think about her new friends."
The Mick
"Yeah, but you care enough to get 'em in the first place, so..."
The Mick
"It's fine, right? What do you say? We'll just take 'em around the block,"
The Mick
"have 'em back by supper."
The Mick
"Okay. Just be careful."
The Mick
"Good morning. Excuse me. Hi. Hi there."
The Mick
"What's up? Hey."
The Mick
"- Wow. - I mean, my goodness."
The Mick
"I feel like everyone's staring right at me."
The Mick
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