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Clips from Kevin Can Wait (2016) - Hallow-We-Ain't-Home (S01E01)

"That's nature's dessert right there."
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"I-I'm amazed at how you balance it all,"
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"It's really nice to hear you say that."
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"I... Sometimes I feel like I'm on an island."
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"Actually, you are. It's Long Island."
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"It's a new technology, but with any program, okay,"
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"- Oh, yeah, perfect analogy, Mr. Gable. - Yeah. Right."
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"But the good part is that once I'm done..."
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"Wow."
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"Oh, well, I can show you that."
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"That is ama... I mean, it's..."
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"Wow."
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"I'm not in the mood for bacon."
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"It's a couples' costume."
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"Oh, yeah. Razor sharp."
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"I know. I tried it, babe."
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"But it made me look dumpy,"
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"and I couldn't see through the yolk."
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"Wonderful."
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"Jack, Sara, let's go."
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"their flu shots are tomorrow"
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"when I keep missing the muscle."
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"to the little angels. Yay."
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"that you tried hiding from me, I got to be honest..."
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"and even more fun eating them."
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"See, this is why we have trust issues."
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"What if it was over?"
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"Just throwing it out there."
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"Who says we got to get up from the couch"
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"every five seconds to hand out candy to kids"
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"I mean, if you think about it,"
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"the whole thing is just kind of a charade."
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"Not “kinda.”"
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"You're little Timmy Cicero from down the block."
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"on the moon?"
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"It would be kind of nice not to do it at all."
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"and we show the world we are not ashamed."
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""“You know what? We are closed for business”""
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"Do you think that would work?"
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""After midnight, you're rolling out there, “I want a burger”""
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"Hey, remember to stay quiet"
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"and don't go near the windows, okay?"
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"- Okay. - All right."
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"- This is kind of exciting. - Yeah."
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"The first one is always the toughest."
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"This is killing me."
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"No knocking on doors or walking to the next house."
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"It's like we're robbing these people."
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"No one's gotten my costume all night."
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"and be a regular cookie?"
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"♪ Kendra, Kendra ♪"
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"♪ More than a friend-a ♪"
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"♪ Chale, Chale, Chale ♪"
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"and that's why I love America."
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"if they'd seen you and put up some fliers."
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"Liam Neeson..."
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"He flies to Europe and he's snapping people's necks"
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"- With a reward, you know? - Oh."
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"I don't know if I could learn another language and..."
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"Sure."
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"I don't even... Do I have a passport?"
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"I don't even know if I have a passport."
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"Lower your voice."
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"- I think they're gone. - Stop... screaming."
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"All right, Now we'll go check."
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"I mean, why can't they just play something more soothing,"
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"like a car alarm?"
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"I'll deal with it."
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"Brave bacon."
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"a-also really big fans of Vikings."
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"The way you plunder a village... to die for."
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"Um, we feel maybe the music is just a..."
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"I, too, am familiar with that brew."
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"No, honey. Don't, okay? They're just kids."
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"All right, we'll take the high road,"
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"Okay, you're right. Take the high road."
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"They just stole our “Welcome” sign."
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"Oh, you know what? Those are the Gruber kids."
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"That's it. I'm calling their parents."
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"Oh, those bastards are going down."
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"Looks like our noise problem was handled."
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"He's like, “What's up, bro”" And I shut that down."
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"I was having none of it."
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"Oh."
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"You're so blurring."
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"Honey. Why are you acting like this?"
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"You made me crazy."
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"You're so monotone!"
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"Uh, we should probably start the car."
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"It ain't happening."
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"Is that every roll in the house?"
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"It is. Yeah."
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"Maybe we should hang on to a few of these."
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"Oh, there's the sign. I'll go get it."
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"- Those could be motion sensors. - Okay."
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"Okay. This is exciting."
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"You know what? Yes, I'm gonna do this."
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"What was that?"
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"Go! Go!"
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"- You never heard of that? - No."
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"Oh, good call."
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"We have always been really good neighbors."
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"Powerful enough to, say,"
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"propel a full-grown man in an inner tube"
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"I'm that full-grown man."
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"You don't say."
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"in water fully."
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"- I'm not proud, all right? - Ohh."
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"We live on a quarter acre in Massapequa."
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"Wow! You know what?"
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"I feel like I need a break from hearing your voice right now."
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"So I will be in the kitchen."
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"This whole thing is my fault."
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"You know, you could step up and fight me on some of this"
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"- There actually could be one thing. - What?"
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"I get, like, a shiv,"
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"Oh, well, make it quick."
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"- What? - Yeah."
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"With that body, you could bust right through."
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"“That body”?"
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