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Clips from Kevin Can Wait (2016) - Hallow-We-Ain't-Home (S01E01)

"Uh, because... Uh, because it's muscle."
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"Because you're... 'Cause you're mostly muscle."
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"It is mostly muscle. I'm not... I'm not saying"
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"Yeah, no, and that's what I meant."
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"That's 100% what I meant."
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"Let's do it."
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"I couldn't even break a sign. How am I breaking this door?"
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"All right, we break through this thing, okay,"
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"Yes, yes, and we do it fast"
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"My shoulder hurts pretty bad."
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"Oh, babe, let's get out of here."
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"All right, I'm sorry about the leaf blower!"
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"Your... Your wife was right. I-I am a moron."
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"Now!"
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"We're ready to give our order."
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"We're ready. Hello?"
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"Come on. One time."
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"Dark arches."
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"So... let's just go home?"
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"having the last slice of pie, huh?"
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"Yes, I had a hankering for a midnight snack."
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"Yeah, me too. Uh..."
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"I guess I'll just have an apple."
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"Yes, uh, just working on my app,"
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"had a couple of glitches."
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"Sometimes it's overwhelming."
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"I mean, you're creating your own app."
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"And you're marrying my daughter."
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"But you said something about a-a glitch"
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"or something like that?"
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"Oh, yes, well, uh, what I'm working with here is, uh..."
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"- Mm-hmm. - And another problem and another."
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"It's like dominoes."
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"I am ready to beta test."
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"Now, what's all that about?"
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"Uh, you see, there is a small control group, okay,"
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"and they will have access to your product."
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"And you can see what aspects are working,"
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"what parts need to be improved,"
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"and then that's... That's all you have there."
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"- I can... I can show you. - I would love t..."
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"I go to check 'cause I got a thing with the thing,"
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"but, uh, yeah, maybe I'll do that."
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"- Fantastic. - Thank you, Mr. Gable."
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"- You have a lovely night. - Mm-hmm."
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"He ate my pie."
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"everything will come into focus."
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"Bacon and princess."
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"Oh, I like it. That looks good."
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"Hey, guys, have fun tonight, all right?"
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"Hey. Hey."
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"The kids at school,"
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"they thought it would be funny"
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"if I was dressed like an ugly witch."
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"Well, we'll see how funny they think"
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"I did. I'm just exhausted."
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"Well, if you're talking about the fun-sized ones"
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"Well, I am not because those were the decoys."
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"No, the real ones are in the piano bench."
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"Is it horrible that I want this night to be over,"
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"and it hasn't even started?"
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"I'm sorry?"
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"We can't do that."
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"We put in our time."
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"not because they deserve it, but because they rang a bell?"
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"“Oh, I'm an astronaut”" No, you're not."
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"You expect me to believe you're landing a-a lunar modular"
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"Lunar modular? You gonna stick with that?"
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"Then let's not."
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"It's time the Gables take a stand"
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"- Well, how would we do that? - We hide."
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"We turn off every light,"
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"and we send out a message that says,"
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"It worked for McDonald's, right?"
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"but you can't find it and the place is closed."
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"And you know how you know? Dark arches."
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"The arches are dark."
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"The saddest sight in all of fast food."
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"Well, if it's you, you punch the dashboard,"
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"Exactly!"
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"I move on to the next one, right?"
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"They will move on to the next house"
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"because tonight the Gables have... dark arches."
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"Okay. Okay! Yeah! Let's do this."
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"- Look at us. We got our own thing. -Mm-hmm."
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"Hallow-We-Ain't-Home!"
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"Look, when we get in there, we got to stay quiet, okay?"
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"Well, shouldn't we just go upstairs?"
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"No, the TV downstairs is much better."
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"We can't watch “Taken” on a small screen."
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"Wait a minute. We're watching “Taken” again?"
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"You've seen it 10 times."
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"You said we could watch “Pitch Perfect.”"
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"That's when I thought it was about baseball."
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"Once I learned it was about a competitive a cappella group,"
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"I wanted to run through a wall into another wall."
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"Fine."
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"All right, come on."
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"It's so wrong, yet so right."
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"we should do this with other holidays, right?"
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"I mean, like, who really needs Valentine's Day?"
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"Yeah, and why do I have to cook for every Thanksgiving?"
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"Stay calm. They can't see us."
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"Trick or treat!"
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"Oh, they sound so cute."
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"They're probably little ballerinas or something."
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"I can't. I can't."
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"Abandon ship. Abandon ship. Shh! Hey, stop."
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"Stop. Look at me. Look at me."
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"Just ride it out."
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"Mommy, I guess no one's home. Let's just go to the next house."
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"And we're through it."
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"- Dark arches. - Dark arches."
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"The best."
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"You go from car to car and take what you want."
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"Me."
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"You're just jealous"
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"trunk-or-treating is kind of romantic."
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"Speaking of treats,"
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"♪ What a perfect... ♪"
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